Chaotic Hangouts

Chapter 3: Spaceballs & Furries?!

Date: August 2nd, 2022

What a drag, I had to go all the way out to the Spaceballs universe because of a strange occurrence. One of our comrades brought this to my and Dominic's attention in Miitopia. Apparently, Dark Helmet, President Skroob, and Colonel Sandurz have vanished without a trace after Megamaid crash landed on Planet Droidia. So it looks like something happened after the closing scene to the movie Spaceballs. I'm checking the ship with one of Dominic's devices and that's when I finally get a signal: "Dominic?! Are you getting this?! The device is picking up a distortion in time right exactly where those 3 were supposed to be at the end of the movie." "Yes yes! I'm getting the data from it. Hold on a few seconds. *Time passes* Adam, I have some news you probably aren't going to like. It's about where and when they went." "What do you mean by that? Are we going to have another chaotic hangout on our hands by accident?"

"Unfortunately, yes. I have tracked where they went and it's pointing to Chicago in December during the first weekend of the month in a timeline different from yours." "Are you implying they ended up most likely at Midwest Furfest?" "Yes. Julia is working on communicating to set up a team to intervene which will include you. You know the convention space quite well and I knew that you would have readily accepted the mission anyway or that I could convince you easily." "Holy shit. This is going to be ugly and ridiculous.." "I'm sorry to put you through dealing with this because it will in fact be a real headache." *Meanwhile at Midwest Furfest in an alternate 2020* "I can't believe we're here. This is so great! Mom was so awesome for taking us here. I thought she would never take us here! We just went to Fur Reality over a month ago, holy cow! It's so big here! I hope we can find Status here later. It's too bad TK couldn't come." These words were thought of by the timeline's version of Swiftdrawer in a reality where Covid never became a problem.

But what no one at the convention knew was what was about to happen. Adam was standing around trying to figure out things with their brother as they thought this. That's when a portal appeared out of nowhere and spat out Dark Helmet, President Skroob, and Colonel Sandurz. "Helmet, where the hell are we?" "How am I supposed to know? Sandurz, where the hell are we?" "It appears we're at something called a furry convention." "Just what the shit is a furry convention?" "Sir, a furry convention is where people who enjoy human like animals meet up and do things. How do I know that? Just what is going on?" "If we're here then what planet are we on?" "Planet Earth, sir." Members of the convention dorsai/security show up and everyone around them has frozen in shock. A tall man in a top hat yells: "Wait, are they from Spaceballs? I get that y'all want to make me cry but this is a lot!" The dorsai hold back laughter at that as one of them says to the trio: "How did you get here? Portals are science fiction." Dark Helmet replies: "Oh so you're all in the past. Fuck, even in the past we're screwed!" *Time skip and switch back to Swiftdrawer brought to you by Ovenzilla*

"It's okay Dominic. Fuck our frustrations. Let's just think of E and then get this crap dealt with. E." "I agree. Also, you can return now until the team is ready. The rendezvous point is the Kame Game Shop in Domino. Can't believe we're involved in another adventure just after a lot of us almost died yesterday at UA High School." "Yeah. It's really hard to believe. I don't want to stick around in Megamaid now that we're done investigating. Honestly, it felt so easy to do this, it's comedic." I return back to Miitopia and Dominic and Julia are waiting for me. The mage informs me: "Adam, the team is set. In just a few minutes, you'll be meeting up with them! It'd be so awesome to go but I'm not ideal for the mission!" "Thank you for readily taking care of the mission stuff for today and the next 6 days. Sorry, I couldn't help myself with saying that. We don't need compliments to do what we do. We just need to go for it. Hopefully, this won't be as underwhelming as the festival I went to on Sunday night in my world was. I doubt it because Chicago coppers, higher ups than them, and the dorsai will definitely be involved. I can imagine the media being a world of annoyance." "Yeah. The dorsai are already involved." "How do you even know that?" "I read it from your fanfiction story Chaotic Hangouts." "Do I want to know how you managed to do that, Dominic?" "I'm not sure how either and really, I don't want to know myself. Make sure to get more ready before you head off. You're the only one among us going. You're working with Yusaku, Blaze, Pirate Blaster, Thrashbeak, Celestia, and Master Wu today."

"Odd pairing but then again, most everyone got real worn out yesterday with the whole invasion of UA thing. It's amazing we all made it out in one piece. Even with some medical treatment through various means in some cases!" "I concur. Now then, please get ready! Julia, I trust you to watch over everything today. I have to finish up some projects that were on hold due to that mission at UA. Use the bathroom now before starting to watch. It is the most logical option. Don't worry, I'm not going to fall asleep and fall to the floor on my way to my lab again like I did after Adam and the others went to a different Earth to deal with a frighteningly humorous mishandling of a pandemic. I was too tired to come with them sadly." "Thanks for your advice, I will keep it in mind! Do awesome in there for me! I'm so excited to try out another of your inventions. Heh. Trying to be pumped up even with the strange situation we have to worry about now. That's so me." I smile at the dialogue between my friends/comrades. Gosh, I love all my comrades on this planet. They're like my 2nd or 3rd family. Shit, I will have to deal with my first day of work in my world after I fall asleep at night back here. But I will do my best and ask for help when needed. Anyway, I don't need to worry about that alongside the shitshow I have to insert myself into now so I'm not. But I am excited to work with other comrades for this. There's no way I could manage this alone. After using the bathroom again, getting well wishes from several friends, and checking my belongings, I go to Julia and say goodbye before heading to the meeting point. Once there, I see my teammates for this mission right away looking at the selection of cards sold by Yugi's grandfather because they're bored or something.

Yugi is behind the counter today having been informed of the mission earlier. It seems like he offered to host our meeting and I'm so glad. Upon seeing me join the others, his magenta eyes brighten up: "Glad you could make it, Adam! It's so good to see you in a situation where the fate of a whole world doesn't currently weigh on our shoulders. Grandpa went on another archeological dig last night after I returned from fighting alongside Dark Magician and others at UA. I hope you're doing well!" I reply with a big grin at the duelist who surpassed Atem: "It is good to see you! Sorry I'm a bit late relative to the others. Now then, if you'll excuse us all. We gotta catch up a little and divide into smaller teams for when we go to Midwest Furfest." Yugi nods with a thumbs up. He has star shaped black and red ish hair with yellow bangs at the front. He's got his blue Domino High School uniform on even though he doesn't even have school today. And the Millennium Puzzle is hanging from a cool chain around his neck. 5 minutes later, we finish our meeting and say goodbye to Yugi before heading straight to Midwest Furfest. We arrive in an alleyway close to the Hyatt Regency O'hare which contains a good chunk of the programming and con space of the world's largest furry convention.

Before we moved further, I look at the others and remind them: "Remember, we must blend in. This mission team is probably dead last for the stealth and subtle category among all the mission teams formed so far. But we're going to a furry convention and none of us look like cartoons. It takes some time to get used to that change." Yusaku replies: "I think we'll be okay. As you can see, we all dressed appropriately. It's a good thing I left Ai with Kolter. He'd give us away immediately." "Thank goodness. Let's just get this over with. I have a meeting planned at Twisted Land later that I don't want to miss. It's about operations for Terror World the Halloween event. And for real, I'm just trying to not think of how ridiculous this whole thing is." We talk amongst ourselves and manage to get into a big crowd after just 10 seconds of walking. We get some weird looks but Pirate Blaster and Thrashbeak manage to trick people into thinking they aren't seeing the real Princess Celestia or Playmaker or whoever. See, Blaster isn't just banter and fighting. He's excellent in deception when it's really needed. In 10 minutes, we made it to the lobby of the hotel. The crowd was huge but it was nothing compared to the crowd we saw just staring at a big scene involving the individuals we came here for.

I swear it'll be a likely pain in the ass if we see my counterpart in this timeline or Lone Starr shows up with Princess Vespa, Barf, and the droid whose name I can't recall out of nowhere. Now that we're inside, Blaze says: "I'm going to see if I can blend in with a bunch of fursuiters. It's a good thing I made sure I don't stink and am wearing clothing and accessories. The confrontation over there is so loud we've barely been noticed. And there's also a lot of harsh whispering too. So far so good! I'll see y'all later." Pirate Blaster heads with Thrashbeak upstairs by using the escalator with a big con poster hanging right by it with the Intergalatic theme just like the one in my timeline last year. Celestia moves elsewhere in the huge crowd, I didn't see where she went. Master Wu is an excellent fighter but this time, we agreed that he'd be best for standing in a random place to calm people down if a panic begins. Right now, people are just super confused or amused. That leaves Yusaku and I to start heading right for the confrontation. And of course, copper sirens go off very close to us and a bunch of coppers rush through the crowd to take over from the dorsai who are at this point just getting threatened with Dark Helmet's Swartz weapon with nothing to fight back with as he took anything they could fight with.

The only reason they aren't able to do anything else is because well, nobody expects Dark Helmet to show up in their universe and pull out THAT thing. "Adam, I hope we can do this. After yesterday, I've been shaken up. I was put in great danger." "I'm so sad to hear that, Yusaku. Do you want to duel later? Then we can get to know each other's decks better and talk our problems out a bit. Also, it's amazing how far you've come since that day so long ago. And I'm so surprised you consider me a friend already." "I know but you impressed me. I have to think about dueling though, I don't duel for fun as you know. Yuma and Yuya have already spent hours trying to make me enjoy dueling. And I just met them when all of you came to Link VRAINS not even that long ago." "I get it, my world is a huge mess itself. Now then, let's just focus because I think I see my counterpart in this universe. Hard to believe that this universe is in December 2020 without any sort of pandemic. Amazing. They're lucky." Yusaku nods and we quietly continue to move towards the commotion. As we do, we hear it continue on. Dark Helmet is yelling at a copper: "I'm Dark Helmet! The Swartz tells me I don't have to come with you! Just give me Princess Vespa or else!" "We don't have a Princess Vespa. You're resisting arrest." A copper tries to taser the villain but he laughs and stops them: "I say it once more. Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb. Too bad Lone Starr isn't here! I'd love to get him back for daring to blow me a raspberry, taking Princess Vespa away from me, and destroying Megamaid!"

At this point, Yusaku and I are able to run towards them and I say: "All of you knock it off! Please step aside coppers, you don't stand a chance against Dark Helmet. You people are trained to be violent and cruel especially to black people but that doesn't mean you can withstand the Swartz! I hate being bold like this but fuck it, this whole mess is a interdimensional nightmare with so much humor we might as well have all been trapped in a comedy movie called Spaceballs 3! Not Spaceballs 2 because that's the search for more money." A copper then pushes me to the ground and yells: "Stay out of this! Let the professionals handle this!" Yusaku replies: "That wasn't a wise thing for you to do." "You stay out of this too!" The Lost Incident survivor evades the copper easily as Yusei and him spent a morning together last week and they exchanged memories and knowledge. Some of that knowledge included some fighting stuff from when Yusei was part of Team Satisfaction to take down duel gangs. I meanwhile wanted the copper to underestimate me. I easily stand back up and draw my sword. I don't fucking care anymore about using the paintbrush unless I'm fighting Yappa Yappa.

Besides, the United Mining Company hasn't even touched this Earth yet: "Copper, your demands will not be met. We're here on a mission. A mission to stop this crap. In an hour, I doubt you will even remember any of my words if things go according to plan. Also, I know all you in the audience of this shitshow can hear this so listen up, we're not from this planet or universe. Post it all you want online but know that you mustn't get in the way. Especially you, the one who is my counterpart on this Earth. With that out of the way, please move man." "You're going to be serving years for this! We will not let you do what you want." Dark Helmet cuts in: "Just shut up, all of you!" He uses the Swartz to defeat the coppers easily, knocking them unconscious. President Skroob remarks: "Helmet, you better not do that to my men. You're making this too complicated!" "I didn't even want to be on this planet so don't you better not me! We have more important things to worry about like air, Lone Starr, and Princess Vespa!" At this point, a lot of people start running away. Pirate Blaster comes down the steps and yells: "Settle down landlubbers! If you run, you're going to hurt yourselves!"

Master Wu adds: "Calm down, no one's going to attack you because we are here." Celestia meanwhile uses her royal Canterlot voice to try to get people to evacuate more calmly but it only sort of works. One of these days, I'd like to suggest socialist ideas to Equestria's rulers. Anyway, this is a real situation that only gets worse. Blaze subtly within seconds of Dark Helmet's words gets people to move more rationally by blending in with a large group of fursuiters they found. The feds show up and start rushing in too, pushing through the crowd and all that shit. One of them yells at all of us as media vehicles start showing up in droves: "Freeze! All of you! Come with us quietly." Yusaku calmly states: "No. Your laws don't apply to us. We're here to get those 3 over there out of here." He's literally done hacking in Link VRAINS so of course he won't comply. I add: "I can take Dark Helmet. I doubt you stand much of a chance even with all your training." They don't listen and start firing weapons until Dark Helmet knocks them out cold too: "Shit! Not even a million space bucks could make up for this! Sandurz, don't just stand around here! Do something!" Sandurz is frozen in place, too confused and frightened to try anything.

Dark Helmet groans and breathes heavily in his oversized helmet with a face on it: "Fine, I'll handle this myself." Just when I'm about to stop Dark Helmet myself, another portal opens up and spits out Vespa, Barf, Lone Starr, and.. Dot Matrix. Finally! I remembered her name. I'm just glad my counterpart is as non confrontational as ever so they never tried to ask me about being their counterpart in the midst of this chaos. Moving on, Lone Starr spots Dark Helmet immediately: "So we once again meet for the last time." "There you are, Lone Starr! I'm going to get you back for everything you did to me! My Swartz will be way bigger than yours when I'm done with you!" I sweat drop just as the others on the team catch up with us having somewhat tamed the panic: "Here we go again. Even if we go to another universe, that won't stop these two from duking it out. I guess the best thing we can do is prevent more interference and shit like that till someone wins." Princess Vespa says: "Hell no! He kidnapped me! Let me at him! Let me at him!" Dot Matrix says to her: "Dear, you don't stand a chance against him. You don't even have a weapon to fight against him with." "I don't need a weapon when I have my hair!" Vespa rushes in recklessly between Lone Starr and Dark Helmet who have wordlessly started trying to beat each other with a out of nowhere staring contest. The villain just when she's about to hit him with her hair force chokes her without breaking his stare: "Vespa, I want you as my bride but get out of my way."

"But I'm already with Lone Starr! And I love him!" "Damn you Lone Starr! You steal my girlfriend, ruin my plans, and get away with stranding me in the middle of nowhere in Druidia! Was coming here part of your plan too?" "What? No! We just got married and were on our way to start searching for more money when we just got sent here out of nowhere!" President Skroob interrupts: "Hey! Stop ignoring me! I'm here too you know!" "Let me take care of this, Skroob. Maybe if I beat Lone Starr, that droid over there will tell us how to get off this planet!" "I told you we don't know why we're here either!" "Say it to my Swartz!" Lone Starr is forced to pull out his weapon to counter a strike from Dark Helmet who decided to ditch the wordlessly commended staring contest. But it seems that the villain is so angry with Lone Starr that he actually gets several good hits in. However, it turns out they're both still real big fools as neither of them can beat one another so it's just a big damn stalemate.

As they get more and more heated, I turn to Celestia: "Do you have the memory spell ready to go? I realize you won't be able to hit much of an area with it but I just got a message from Bray. She said everyone who has magic and is allied with us will also be casting the spell. That's weird considering that didn't happen yesterday when it could have. But then again, we were all trying to save lives and not die in the process." "That's good to hear. By now, Twilight has already asked all of Equestria for help with the spell." "I'd expect no less from her either. Anyway, Dark Helmet is causing this advanced power level detection prototype thing Dominic made for me as a feel better soon gift when I was miserable a few days ago to go crazy." That's when we hear Dark Helmet say as he turns the tables on Lone Starr: "Haha, you think that's all I could do, Lone Starr? Last time, I underestimated you and you did many things I did not see coming! But now, I'm going to win because I learned from our battle while being stranded! Yogurt did teach you well but his teachings aren't enough for you to handle the power I foolishly held back due to those reasons and also because I forgot about it!" Barf the mog with dirty gold like fur who is his very own best friend with dog ears, a patch of fur around his left eye, fur instead of head hair, a fancy outfit due to the marriage stuff, and a nice tail sticking out of his rear tries to tackle Dark Helmet: "If Lone Starr can't win alone then he at least has me to help stop you!" The villain having just untwisted his weapon from Lone Star's while making his big proclamation laughs again as he force chokes Barf. So now Barf and Vespa are on the ground gasping for air while Lone Starr is losing. That's when he uses his fists instead of his weapon to attack Helmet.

But it doesn't work and in a few minutes, he's defeated too. Dot Matrix just backs away slowly. I then notice something unusual about Dark Helmet. How did I not see this before? He's lying about holding back power, what an asshole move. His black outfit that looks like a dumb rip off of Darth Vader's has a new addition: a Barian crystal. I step up: "Hey Dark Helmet, what the fuck are you doing with a crystal from the fused Barian-Astral World? That world is far far away from your universe!" "Oh this little thing? I woke up with it this morning and when I touched it, I could feel my Swartz getting bigger! Take that Lone Starr! I lied to your face! Haha! So it's from another world? I don't care because I'm going to defeat all of you too now!" Thrashbeak tries to peck and swing at him after coughing up his little sword from his throat: "Gawk! Dark Helmet bad! Dark Helmet bad! I'm going to peck his mask off and then his eyes! Gawk!" "Go get him, Thrashbeak! Do us pirates proud and show this space lubber what you got! Yarr! Y'all better be ready to go too if Helmet is too powerful!" As soon as Pirate Blaster finishes yelling, Thrashbeak suddenly stops talking while being defeated. The Pirate rushes over to the bird right away: "Thrashbeak! He beat you so easily! Can you hear me? Can you hear me? *checks the parrot's heart* He really did you in, you must be so beat! At least you're still alive.. Thrashbeak! Hang in there!"

Just when the guy got emotional, Dark Helmet easily sent the pirate flying and rendered him unconscious: "Damn it! If we knew this was going to be so hard, we would have brought more comrades! Shit! The reception for communications here is awful! After Bray sent her message, I responded and the damn message is still being sent! Fuck! Celestia, Yusaku, Blaze, and Wu, it's up to the 5 of us to stop Helmet. Skroob and Sandurz are basically unable to do anything to sway the flow of this weird battle so let's leave them be to watch. I'm also surprised that the fucking media hasn't gotten in here yet." That's when a whole bunch of media personnel and others break through a barrier set by the authorities unbeknownst to us: "I spoke too soon. We need to do this. Let's just ignore them. We don't have time for them." I hesitate to use Extremely Risky Spin Slash as I have a feeling that attack will do more harm than good before scrapping the thought of using it. The noise of a frantic media is highly distracting so when I suddenly try to attack the enemy, I get sent flying to the other side of the lobby instead: "The hell?! When can we confront those Barians already? Their shit keeps showing up in the hands of others and this has gone on on and off for years! I better remember to contact Heartland City BRAINS after this crap is over with." Blaze gives Dark Helmet one hell of a bad time, they have one hell of a fight but I'm too dazed to pay much attention. It's like I'm fading in and out of consciousness. And doofus me!

Dominic and I in part thanks to me thought this would be a chaotic hangout. I wouldn't call this a hangout at all! That's when Lone Starr makes his way to me and says: "Hello there. Thanks for trying to stop Dark Helmet. Call me an asshole but do you want to hangout? It sure beats doing nothing but trying to recover." "That is some bizarre logic in this situation. I feel like I'm fading in and out of consciousness! The answer is no, not right now!" He decides to leave me alone. Anyway, I guess this does still fit the criteria of a hangout considering we're at a furry convention. Damn it, I hate when I contradict myself like this so very quickly. It's so illogical and odd. Who in their right mind asks to hangout while their enemy is kicking the crap out of everyone? Fuck! I think Dark Helmet just attacked me and now I'm losing consciousness. I wake up to a tap on the shoulder by a worn out Blaze: "What the? I must have been knocked unconscious! Blaze, what time is it?" "The local time is 2 PM. I can't keep fighting. I let you have a nice rest. Can you please take over? Yusaku can't even find time to summon like Decode Talker or Firewall Dragon." "I've been over here for 40 minutes?! Shit! I guess I'm okay ish now so fine, I will take him. Has anyone worn him down at all?"

"Before I pass out myself, I will say that he's getting pretty exhausted but just is so powerful. His defenses are so much stronger than his attacks. That's why I can't keep going. It's like the Barian Crystal is super condensed and is providing a physical but invisible energy field." "Welp. At least he's been worn down. I'm going to see how everyone else is doing." That's when I see a shit ton of fellow furries trying to beat that villain's ass. Celestia has been forced to limit how she attacks and she's almost out of magic because she's also been containing energy for the memory spell.. Master Wu does have incredible endurance for someone his age but even that's not enough. It's clear his age is also holding him back a bit. We were not prepared for a ridiculous situation like this. The media are murmuring amongst themselves and staying away to capture all this bullshit. Good, they won't bother me for now. Just like yesterday, I have earned a headache for daring to battle the big bad enemy. I won't let that stop me. The whole place is trashed even with our best efforts to not break anything. Well that's just great. This timeline gets the worst MFF ever. Lovely. Guess I'm going to stick around to help clean up after we're done fighting. I wish things were as simple as teleporting Dark Helmet and co back to where they're supposed to be but that's not how it works in this case.. I tried doing that as I observed how destroyed the place is, the Barian crystal rejected my try. Why do I get the feeling that Don Thousand is here?

Ya know, the Barian god who used Vector and the other former Barian Emperors to try to destroy Astral World? I stay away from Helmet with stealth for now so I can prepare a good surprise attack WITHOUT harming the furries who are attempting a probably gay as fuck dog pile on the foe. They really resorted to that? They're endangering themselves so greatly! Like holy shit! This is my fight, I'm sure I have some sort of connection to the catalyst for this whole incident. So it's like please stop, this is my problem not yours y'all. And if that wasn't weird enough, people are trying to use conversation and offers for hugs to get you know who to stop! Enough of this. I grip my sword tightly and grit my teeth together as I charge right behind the mask wearing villain. He is forced to use a lot of power to force everyone around him away just to block my attack: "You really think a surprise attack is going to work against me? That's hilarious!" I quietly formulated a backup plan. It's simple, get his attention so Yusaku can connect with Link VRAINS and then summon out his best Cyberse comrades from there: "The failure of the surprise attack wasn't ideal but it triggered my other plan. Playmaker, I hope you seize the wind as Ai would say!" "Who the hell is Playmaker?" Thanks to a combination of Link VRAINS, his duel disk, and the Arc dueling technology invented by Reiji Akaba's father, he is able to transform into Playmaker even outside of the virtual world. That protects his real body from further damage.

Playmaker calmly states while raising his voice: "You will not stop us so easily any longer. I have Cyberse Quantum Dragon, Cyberse Clock Dragon, Accesscode Talker, and Firewall Dragon Darkfluid on my field." This is the beginning of Dark Helmet's defeat. That's when I run and hide while watching the villain try to stop Playmaker but fail because Playmaker managed to even bring out his duel board. Granted, the Cyberse monsters can't attack without putting the lives of thousands at risk so now it's basically a stalemate. Accesscode Talker could attack but they wouldn't be enough to end this thing. Meanwhile, Celestial is relieved to not have to fight anymore. I put on my Swiftdrawer costume over my blend in clothing and put away my sword before running back out: "Playmaker isn't the only one who will be summoning monsters! Through a rapid series of motions, I now do several things! With all these, I bring out the most frightening of what the arts can give you! Come on out! Regnes! Undead Jammer! Terror Fairy! And more! Regnes will go into defense mode in order to prevent more destruction by blocking the way of the oncoming shockwaves and blasts! I wish I had thought of this before! Now you will be going down! I Swiftdrawer now present you with the formula and composition needed for your defeat today!"

As our monster comrades attack or defend, I jump in and pull out my sword disguised with a paintbrush. Fuck it, I don't want even Dark Helmet to know I'm both Adam and Swiftdrawer right now. Besides, it'll keep the media off my ass. The military of this trash heap of a country we're in sent in forces earlier from what I can see but it didn't go over very well at all. Their unconscious bodies are all over by the elevators. We're battling in the big hotel lobby as we have been this whole time. Anyway, I hold out my disguised sword to block some of the force that is now going in all directions as Dark Helmet tries to counter both Artist and Cyberse duel monsters. I don't say anything nor does Playmaker in these crucial moments. Then, our enemy is unable to fight against it all anymore and is sent flying. Regnes holds up a giant hidden shield to absorb some of the energy no one but me has seen before because I've never had Regnes in defense mode like ever. Anyway, just when we had just won, a big portal opens up and sucks in everyone from the Spaceballs universe along with myself and my teammates: "Fuck! Not us too! Haven't had this happen to me in ages! This isn't cool existence, not cool! Gah!"

Those are the last words I end up speaking on that Earth as the situation would now be resolved. And as I would find out later, some others fixed all that damage for myself and the others. I was just too beat to help out and for some reason, I couldn't get back to that universe anyway. I found that out as we were being sucked through the portal at probably ludicrous speed. For you see, there is something I've neglected to mention for so damn long as you'd expect by now. The gist is that I've been involved in some tests overseen by Dominic to determine if the Quantum Leap bands could get somebody out of being transported through portals. I jumped into portals to the Nether and End dimensions and even into a portal gun. I was able to defy those portals with my band easily. But when I tried it today, it failed and did absolutely nothing. Anyway, after 20 seconds, we're all in the fucking space bar seen at the end of Spaceballs. Lone Starr exclaims even while pretty beat up(to be fair, we're all beat up): "Barf, weren't we just here after we found out Pizza the Hutt died?" "Holy shit, yes we were! But why are we here of all places?" To make things even more ridiculous, we're all together in a pile on the floor of the place.

An employee says: "Can I help you all with something?" Dark Helmet replies with a voice that screamed just got out of brief unconsciousness: "No! Unless you can help us get off of one another so I can finally settle things once and for all with Lone Starr, if that's what you mean." The employee leaves us be and I say: "Seriously?! After all that, that's the thing you say?! You're like one of the most non villainous villains ever. For real, you fail at being a villain so hard! Yeah I recognize you as one but you barely count! Part of the reason you even kidnapped Vespa is as leverage so Skroob could taks Planet Druidia's air because y'all are living on canned air and shit! What did you do on Planet Spaceball to run out of fresh air? The foolishness is really shining with the government of your planet. I know this all because I saw the movie." "Of course you would say that, good is dumb! And evil will always win!" "Good and evil are very subjective terms. Some people see the extermination of a group of people they don't like as a good thing. On the other hand, some people see the liberation and acceptance of a group of people that is oppressed as a good thing. It's the really strange part of human intelligence. If you really want fresh air so badly, I know some fellas who could synthesize so much fresh air given enough resources to where Planet Spaceball would stop having a air crisis. Although the planet sounds like it'd just go after air shortage after air shortage as long as someone could provide lots of fresh air."

President Skroob is shocked. He's got like short brown hair and has formal business type attire on: "You'd be willing to do that?" "Yeah if you all stop being selfish assholes!" "I will use the Swartz on you for saying that once we get off the floor!" "I dare you to try! Anyway, you do have a point about the floor." Vespa exclaims: "My hair is all messy! Come on! Can we please get up?!" Dot Matrix the gold colored droid with like a light brown wig and a carved female face that cannot ever display emotion replies: "Calm down, dear. Your hair is not that important. You're going to spend the rest of your life with Lone Starr! Doesn't that make you so happy?" "Oh blah blah blah! Sandurz, can you contact somebody to pick us up after I get my revenge?" "But I don't even have the cheap communicators!" "Oh for crying out loud. I'm going to send you two and Skroob back where you were because that's where you're supposed to be. Or rather I would but you Dark Helmet have something from a totally different universe with immense power inside of it!" He's about to reply when I notice the crystal has vanished and he gets cut off. Vespa, the princess with black hair and a beautiful dress on with a resemblance ish to Leila in Star Wars interjects: "I want to go back to the ship where we were!" In short, it's a lot of bickering and in the end, we just drop off the Spaceballs universe residents where they were originally and then head out because we're tired of it.

After that, we go to Miitopia together so Bray and Dominic can heal us. After that, the others return to where they came from and I continue to ponder over whether or not this whole adventure even counts as a chaotic hangout. Oh well. Dominic tells me about that whole others fixing up our mess at that version of MFF and Bray tells me that the memory spell was successful but used a lot of magic so no big magic spells for a few days or so. Additionally, we are sadly unable to give more assistance to that version of Earth. Anyway, I go to the Twisted Land meeting and then go to Den City to confirm in person if Yusaku wants to duel or not. He gives it some thought and accepts to the surprise of everyone. The duel is great and in the end, he defeats me using Firewall Dragon Darkfluid. After that, I get to know him and his friends some more before heading back to Miitopia. I'm so glad the next adventure is still a little bit into the future. Dominic detected some crap going on that wasn't supposed to be in The Moonlands and Earth of the Magi Nation universe. I eagerly accepted his asking of me to go there later this month.

Outro: Wow, that didn't turn out the way I planned it at all! And that's okay! I'm actually pretty uncertain if this counts as a chaotic hangout or not. Since it's in the gray area for me instead of a big fat no, it's a chapter in this story anyway so ha! It was originally going to come out next year with characters like Naruto joining along for the adventure but then I wanted to transfer it to this story instead of having it in my main story so here we are. I could have gone further with this but I don't take this story totally seriously and I wanted to do stuff after finishing this. Besides, the fact that it's not more detailed goes along with the entire vibe of it! Hope you liked it because you're going to get to see Dark Helmet, Lone Starr, Princess Vespa, and the others again in a Redundant Apocalypses chapter! I'll go into more detail with their appearances in that chapter. Anyway, see ya next time! Bye!