A/N Thank you all for your wonderful ideas! I had a REALLY tough time deciding which one to use for this chapter, there were so many great suggestions! But the dare I have chosen for this chapter is…………………………………………………………………………………AntiPotterDude's! It makes no sense and I love it!

Disclaimer: I don't own HP. Hey, I want some cookies...


Draco, his cheeks still bright red from his dare, tried to think of one for Harry that would wipe that stupid smirk off his face.

"Oh my god, Draco!" cried out Danielle, "How long does it take you to think of one little dare? I think you've been spending too much time with Crabbe and Goyle."

"It would be a little bit easier if someone wasn't breathing down my neck!" said Draco giving Nikki a look.

A long red carpet suddenly flew down from the enchanted ceiling. It was all rolled up and landed in Danielle's lap. It unrolled and a guy sat up and stretched his arms.

Danielle screamed and threw the guy off.

"What the hell?" she shrieked, "Has the ceiling suddenly become a highway for losers or something?"

"Excuse me," said Professor Dumbledore smiling, "Let's not be rude to our guests."

"Yeah, whatever," said Danielle turning to the teenage boy who had just rolled out of the carpet, "So what's your name?"

"AntiPotterDude," he said, giving Harry a devilish look.

"Hey!" said Harry indignantly, "What's that supposed to mean?"

"What'd you think?" sneered AntiPotterDude.

"I think you're here to help Drakie with Harry's dare," piped up Nikki.

"No, really?" said AntiPotterDude sarcastically, "Come here, Malfoy, I haven't got all day."

AntiPotterDude whispered something to Draco. Draco looked at him like he was insane.

"What the fuck? Are you mad?"

"No," said AntiPotterDude, "You better say it before my time is up."

"Um, okay then," said Draco, "Potter, your dare is to propose to Professor Snape after announcing your love for Madame Hooch."

Professors Dumbledore and McGonagall started cracking up as Snape glared at AntiPotterDude and yelled,

"You're expelled!"

"What?" said AntiPotterDude, "You can't expel me! I don't even go to this school!"

"Would you like to join starting now?" asked Snape coldly.

"Um, okay," said AntiPotterDude.

"You're expelled!" shouted Snape, "Get lost! Go back to wherever the hell you came from!"

"Now now, Severus," said Dumbledore chuckling, "No need for language."

"Headmaster," said Snape in a voice of forced calm, "You can't possibly allow them to continue to play such a foolish game! It's unheard of!"

"Well then perhaps you need a hearing aid Severus, because I specifically heard Albus say that they may continue with their game," said Professor McGonagall coldly, "Now just grin and bear it!"

"Have you gone insane, woman?!" cried Snape.

"No! Now put a lid on it will you!" snapped Professor McGonagall, "It's Mr. Potter's dare, not yours."

"Can't you think of something else!" pleaded Harry to AntiPotterDude.

"No," said AntiPotterDude, "And even if I could, It wouldn't be pretty, I mean c'mon, I'm anti-you!"

"Everyone's a critic," muttered Harry, "Alright. I'll do it."

Harry stood up on one of the tables and recited a poem:

"Oh Madame Hooch, I love you so! I even notice, when your boobs grow! I pine for you, I need your touch! I love you oh so very much!"

Danielle and AntiPotterDude fell to the floor laughing, Professors McGonagall and Snape wiped tears of laughter from each others eyes, Nikki threw her arms around Draco and giggled while Draco tried to throw her off, Colin rolled off his chair and smashed his camera, and Dumbledore cried out, "That was so beautiful!"

Harry walked over to Professor Snape and conjured up a ring box with his wand. He knelt before Snape and said,

"Dear, Severus. I despise you so much and I think a toad that got run over by a 1 million pound train would look prettier than you. I hate your guts and I always will. It is with all these things in mind that I ask you to marry me. To be my bride! To be my wife!"

"1 MILLION POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!" shouted Snape, "GO MARRY YOUR LOVE MADAME HOOCH AND GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"

"Oh Hoochey!" Harry cried out, running out of the great hall, "Come sleep with me, Darling!"

Everyone stopped laughing and stared at the door where Harry had disappeared from.

"Allow me to be the first one to say," spoke up Danielle, "I think I'm gonna be sick."

"Allow me to be the first one to say," said Nikki, "I love you Drakie. How about you and me get into a bed like Potter and-"

"EW! NO!" shouted Draco, "Get away from me, sicko!"

"But why, Drakie?" said Nikki, "I'm in love with you."

Harry ran back in at that moment wearing red silk boxers.

"I forgot," he said, "It's my turn to ask the question. Truth or dare, Professor Snape?"

"Truth," said Snape, looking at Harry like he had 3 heads.


A/N So, how was it? Sorry if it got a little too nasty, (VERY sorry The Wolf's Pen, lol, DON'T HATE ME! IT WAS SOMETHING I HAD TO DO! lol, but, review it anyway!

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