A/N Yay chapter 4! The person whose idea I have chosen for this chapter is Emzizfabz! YAY EMZIZFABZ! I chose hers because it opened up a way to bring in some new characters, and it's a really good idea as well!
In answer to someone's question, Nikki is in Hufflepuff and Danielle is in Gryffindor. They're all in like—their 7th year and for all character purposes, no deaths that take place in the book are honored here (therefore everyone {except Lily and James} are alive!)
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is not mine. I own nothing of Harry Potter. Yo yo…yo? Lol j/k
"Truth?" laughed Harry, "Ha Malfoy; your head of house is a coward!"
"Well your head of house is an old prune who sleeps with the headmaster!" retorted Draco.
Professor McGonagall's face drained of all color as Dumbledore's eyes got large and round as he said, "How did you know?"
"Oh c'mon Dumbledore it's so obvious," stated Colin Creevey matter-of-factly, "I mean, you're always prancing around the school like your on E, and every few seconds you grab your crotch! I've got a picture of that actually right—"
Colin took out his camera but before he could do anything Dumbledore grabbed it from him.
"Give me that!" he shouted and before anyone could even blink Dumbledore swallowed the camera whole.
Everyone stared at him.
"Did he just eat Colin's camera?" Danielle asked bluntly.
"Um…no?" said Dumbledore uncertainly.
"Oh, okay then," everyone chirped.
"So anyway," said Nikki, wrapping her arms around Draco from in front of him and massaging his back, "What is Snape's truth question?"
Taking a leaf out of Dumbledore's book, Draco attempted to eat his problem.
"OW!" shrieked Nikki, "You bit my nose! FUCK THAT HURTS!"
Everyone gasped.
"Nikki…" Danielle said, her big brown eyes wide with shock, "You said the 'F-word.'"
"Yeah, so?" said Nikki angrily rubbing her nose.
"You know what that means…" said Harry and everyone watched as Draco sprinted out of the great hall to get changed in the nearest broom closet.
"YOU'RE NOT HARRY!" screamed a voice so loud that it reached the Great Hall. When Harry heard it he stood up and ran from the Great hall yelling,
"I'm coming Hoochey, Darling!"
Draco ran back in wearing a red Speedo over blue spandex tights and a long red cape with a blue muscle tee that said "PROFANITY WATCHERS!" on it.
"Da, da daaaaaaaaaaa!" he yelled, "Profanity Watchers, away!" and with that he dove at Nikki, grabbed her and chucked her out the nearest window.
Everyone leaned toward the window as they heard Nikki's fading scream finished with a loud splash that could only mean she had landed in the lake.
"Yeah so anyway what's Snape's truth question?" asked Danielle nonchalantly.
"I dunno isn't Harry supposed to think of it?" shrugged Colin.
"He's not here, so screw him," said Danielle.
"Isn't Madame Hooch doing that?" snickered Draco. Danielle smacked him up-side the head.
"OW! You b-… bad person…" Draco faltered sheepishly.
"Wow, you people are idiots," called a mysterious female voice from above (as in the ceiling).
"Pardon me?" replied McGonagall drawing herself up and attempting to glare at the invisible voice, which chuckled.
"Look, I'll help you out," it said, and a girl with really big angel wings descended on top of them. When it was about 6 feet from the ground the wings fell off and she fell on top of Danielle.
"Why must they always land on me?" Danielle grumbled, rubbing the spot where the girl had elbowed her in the ribs.
"Sorry, I'm Emzizfabz!" the girl chirped cheerfully.
"Bless you," replied Danielle.
Emzizfabz, who has obviously read this story and therefore knows that Danielle is just being a sarcastic little prick, ignores her.
"Oooookay then," said Danielle as Draco started dancing to the Men In Black theme song, "You gonna help us with Snape's truth?"
"Hey Snape, have you ever washed your hair?" asked Emzizfabz thoughtfully.
"What?" barked Snape, "How dare you insist that I take care of my own hygiene needs!? What are desperately failing students for?"
Dumbledore and McGonagall looked at him blankly, then started cracking up as a certain muggle pop star came to mind cough Michael Jackson cough
"Right, too much information," said Emzizfabz, sticking her tongue out in disgust, "But that wasn't your truth, your truth is; Why did you start to hate James Potter. Ya know, before he knew a loser like you existed and didn't torture you, you still had a grudge against him."
"How do you know that?" spat Snape, a bit frightened. Emzizfabz's eyes flashed and she actually levitated a few feet off the ground.
"BECAUSE I AM FRIEND OF THE ALMIGHTY GALADRIEL OF LOTHLORIEN AND I KNOW ALL! MWA HA HA HA!!!"
"The almighty who of what?" asked Danielle confused, as Emzizfabz floated back to the ground.
"Don't ask," said Emzizfabz, "So Snape, answer the question…truthfully."
Snape bit his lip. And then burst into tears.
"BECAUSE I WAS IN LOVE WITH LILY!" he sobbed.
The room went silent. Harry ran back into the room wearing nothing.
"Ah! My eyes!" shrieked Danielle, throwing her hands up to shield her face.
"Ah! My virgin eyes!" cried Snape.
Everyone stared at him. A loud almost dog-like bark of a laugh was heard.
"Sirius?" said Harry as his godfather and Remus Lupin walked into the room.
"Ha! Snivellus you're still a virgin in your thirties?" sneered Sirius.
"Figures," said Remus, still managing to somehow sound good-natured as he always does.
"Why the hell are you two here?" asked Danielle.
Sirius looked at her and shrugged.
"We heard there was free food," he answered simply, "Oh and Harry," he said turning around to face him, "Your dad's coming to haunt Snape for a while cause he fancies his deceased wife."
"WHAT?" screamed Harry turning on Snape, "YOU LIKED MY MOM! DUDE THAT'S JUST WRONG! EW YOU COULD'VE BEEN MY FATHER!"
"He hasn't even experienced the child-making process yet, Harry," Sirius snickered, "So I doubt that would be so. And the fact that no female in their right mind would come within a 20 foot radius of him, unless it was to whack him in the face with their purses and scream at him for scaring their daughters senseless with insultingly pathetic pick-up lines."
"Yeah, now where are the cookies?" asked Peter Pettigrew, running in and scanning the room.
"BOO! I'M GOING TO HAUNT YOU, SNIVELLUS! Umm…BOO!" boomed a ghostly voice.
"Wow," said Sirius sympathetically to Remus and Peter, "He sucks at this."
"Cookie?" replied Peter as Remus nodded sadly.
"Peter…no," said Sirius.
"I AM GOING TO SCARE YOU!" roared a ghost James, hovering up next to Snape, "WOOOOO!"
"Truth or dare, Potter!" Snape spat at him.
"MWA HA HA, YOU FEAR ME! I CAN SENSE IT!" laughed James.
"Potter," said Snape, "I said—"
"DO NOT TRY TO DIVERT ME WITH SILLY QUESTIONS, MORTAL!" cried James.
"It's hypothetical, Prongsie," said Sirius rolling his bright blue eyes.
"Oh okay then," said ghost-James floating into a sitting position just above the bench.
"Truth or dare?" asked Snape.
"Dare," said James, "Only a pansy would pick truth."
A/N wow this is a random chapter lol. So what should Mr. Wanna-be-scarey-ghost James have to do? REVIEW! Even if you don't have an idea!
Special Thanks to: Fade t0 Blackk, sleepintheshadows, weakening body, Mink1, divinething, EmeraldLily501 and obviously Ms. Emzizfabz! Whooo! lol
