Leon is sitting in the backseat and watching the birds flutter by with the smell of flowe…oh who am I bullshitting! This dump was horrible it looked like fat bastard dumping ground. All Leon was thinking is if Al Qaeda was hiding here.
Apart from that he was sitting in not his old Ute, but what Spanish locals think of as a limo a #!ked up rover with Beavis and Butthead in the front seats listening to Aseje by Las Ketchup Song.
"Asereje, ha , hehe a bebe to a bebe"…obviously making the wrong sounds NOT THOSE SOUNDS!
Beavis was curious and asked who Leon was
Leon: Someone who will never end up dancing and singing like you in a car
Butthead: No, really tell us?
Leon: Just your average whoop-ass-karate-kicking-care-bear-hating agent.
Beavis: All this talk is making me piss, just stop here Gato's balls
As Beavis was leaking he heard some pervert hiding/rustling in the bushes.
Beavis Thinks Is it my imagination or Michael Jackson had a day-off at de ranch?
Car stops at some cunts house
Butthead: We'll stay here in case we get "parking tickets"
Leon: You do realise your in a village right?
Beavis: You do notice your on foreign property?
Leon-mumbles-: Poodles bitch
Butthead: What was that?
Leon: I SAID MY NUTS ITCH!
With a sudden reply like that, all the crows flew out of their nests into the sky.
Reciever
Hunnigan: Leon, have you reached the location yet?
Leon: WOMAN! I've hardly made it to the front porch of the house!
Hunnigan: Jesus what takes you long? You rode a scooter to the village?
Hunnigan Out
Happy House
Leon: Ugh, scuse me
Ganado: Uggh?
Leon: Have you seen this girl?
Ganado OMG! Ricky Martin, now, now Juan be cool…Jesus he goes out with Shakira? Just give him your axe to sign
Leon: Whoa freeze! I said freeze 2 shots heard outside
Beavis: Fuck this! I'd rather drive off a cliff than hang out with this nut crack
Butthead: Bloody American can't even last 3 mins without killing/shooting something
Beavis: Hey, I've got the keys to that car, wanna play bumper cars?
As they played Demolition Derby styles Beavis hit Butthead ABIT too far
#Ganados 1#: Dude where's my car?
#Ganados 2#: Hey WTF! It's happy hour and out car's bunged out?
#Ganados 3#: OMG RICKY MARTIN! We should ask him to autograph our farming tools!
Reciever
Hunnigan: Hey scardy cat made it to the stairs yet?
Leon: For your information I've already invaded someone's privacy and shot them for trying to kill me with a pen & axe.
Hunnigan: Uh, Leon…We need to talk
Leon: What's Up?
Hunnigan: Well the only reason you cold come to Spain was, well we had no choice but to lie…we said you were Ricky Martin doing an Action clip.
Leon: Wha?
Hunnigan: Well they'd oly let V.I.Ps in…
Leon: This piece of shit? Piss off I don't wanna talk about it
Hunnigan: But the playing manu…
Leon Out
Leon: Great more fans!
#Ganados 3#: RICKY MAR…
Leon: Piss Off! shoots entire group with shotgun
Leon: sigh might as well take their booze money, let's see…Black beard 10 bullets for handgun…Enrique Igaysias 20ptas… Santa Ebony ONLY 5 BULLETS FOR SHOTGUN! Oh Well…Elephant Eyes Green Marijuana, I HIT THE JACKPOT!
Stumbles towards village
Leon Man gotta love these High tech binoculars…check out the tits on that chick…Dayum that's one tight thong.
Ganado Byiatch: AY! Ricky Martin
#G.B.2# Sign my farming scythe
Leon: GArgh! Your hideous MY eyes! shoots her
#G.M.# Hey let's all great him with the killing game we always play
