CHPRAZZ 2 (DUNT LIEK MI RITTIN 2 BAD LOLOZ)

NEWAYZ Merlaxea floo round da land, searcheeng 4 sumthing new. 1 dai he wuz visiting da park in a lovely small countree townb. The trees were swapping their summer coats with the festive ones of autumn. Grooming theirselves to look nice for relatives before their departure in the coming months of winter.

marluckza wint up 2 a tree and a little sqwerril who wuz feesteng on a makadaymian nut jumped down 2 luk marelixer.

mahrlaxeriuh lukd da swqeruil n wuz all

"wat do u want, dum sqewrerl?"

n da squarrle jus stared him in a qwestshuning tone.

"wutevr" said muluxeria "i mite az well tlk 2 u abowt stuff"

an so he opnd his big stupod mowth

"i cant stand dis dum plase itz so dum also itz stoopid" hiz voyse eskalaytd az did hiz angr "stupod dum axuhl keepz muttrng 2 hmself n itz so annoieng i hate it wen ppl muttr 2 demselvz it maykz em luk krazi."

"but da worstd part uv it iz he alwzyx givs me dirti luks wen i kom in2 da ruum itz liek he thnks im gunna betrai dem all or sumdin but i havnt even sed nuthin bout dat stuf itz crazi" he rollwd his eyez

da sqweirkl left

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