Warnings: Jabs at religion.
How To 'Get Enlightened'
By Ed
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"Brother, what are you doing?"
"I'm getting knowledge."
"By sitting under a tree?"
"Yes, Al. By sitting under a tree."
"A tree?"
"Yea."
"... A tree?"
"Shut up! I'm trying to get enlightened."
"... Under a tree."
"Mmhm."
"Right. Well, Bro, I'm going to go help mom.."
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"Edward, what are you doing?"
"Gettin' knowledge."
"Well, stop it, you'll get your new pants all dirty."
"I can't stop, mom! I need to get enlightened!"
"It's almost night, Ed. Come inside."
"Enlightenment!"
"Bed time! Move it, soldier."
"No. I need to be ennnnliiiightened."
"... By sitting under a tree?"
"Yea?"
"Why do you need to be enlightened, Edward? Can't you try to read more of your father's books?"
"'Cause one book said this'll work."
"What book, Ed?"
"I dunno. Some history book. Don't know why dad has to, though..."
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"Brother, are you still here? Aren't you hungry?"
"Can't be hungry, Al. I need to stay here until a little green man plays a very badly tuned guitar. And get enlightened."
"Under a tree. Right."
"Right. Enlightenment, Al, enlightenment."
"You're scaring me.."
"Shush. I need to listen for that little green man."
"MOM! Ed thinks the grass is gonna give him stuff!"
"Naw, that's for the /other/ books. Like the one with the Moo and Gee guys. And all their little green men with pigs and health signs."
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Sorry it's short, and with very bad puns.. Not to mention I probably insaulted alot of people. Sorrysorry. Don't hurt me. I knoooow I'm taking a giant jump at this chapter, but I just can't help myself. I promise the rest will be.. more.. conversed? Yea.
;-- Smoe the Digiloser
