How to 'Burn Grapes'
By Hawkeye and Havoc
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"What are you two doing?"
"Roy's burnin' a grape."
"I never knew that was possible."
"He's gettin' em back for those hangovers."
".. Sir, what are you doing?"
"... Holy shit, it's boiling!"
"Put down the knife, sir, and put out that fire-"
"-No! Keep it going, Roy, this is AWESOME."
"Stop egging him on!"
"This is sweet! Burn the grapes, Roy, burn theeeem!"
"I never knew grapes could turn black.. And those interesting bubbles, too.."
"Whoooa..."
"Cackling sounds. Sir, I think you should stop, now. The Fuhrer was supposed to come- and you know fire isn't allowed inside of the building."
"I smoke."
"You go homicidal if you don't."
"Truth."
"..Sir, the Fuhrer is coming, please stop-"
"-Remove the evidence, Roy! Move move move!"
"Here he comes, boys. I had NO part in this."
"Get rid of it! Over here- the trash, not the plate!"
"No part.."
"Ewww, it's all black and smudgey now.."
"I know, Sir, but I'm not going to clean that up."
"Hurry- hurry- get rid of the spots. Gawd dang it, that's Hughes's plate, clean it!"
"..That's disgusting. Stop licking it, sir."
"I have no comment."
"Geez, Jean, if you egg him on then flip around and make him get rid of it.. What's that for!"
"I have a conscience, thanks."
"Really, though, I hate how you do that."
"...What's he doing now?"
"..I believe, he's getting the knife and fork.."
"..Roy, yo, Roy- just cut it, we don't have long. ...Haha! You can't cut it!"
"Fork first, sir. ..That's it. No, I'm not insaulting your cutting skills."
"..Is that possible?"
"Is frying a grape possible?"
"Good point."
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"Hallo! ..Flame, may I ask, what is all that black smudged along your teeth?"
Definiation not in the Webster:
Grape: n. The wrath of hangovers.
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Me and my sisters actually did this. Just twekked it a bit. Yes, it is possible to fry a grape- I had a candle and a knife to do it. Then my mom caught us and.. well, yea, pretty much the out come the same as here.
;-- Smoe the Digiloser
