SPRUNG A BATALLION OF MEN
COMPOSED OF ONE MAN
WHO WAS
"sup im solid snaek"
"o cool, dawg"
"so um," he waved in tha direcshun of the pink robot rocket ship that layed betwixt Merlaxus and he
"whatcha got there"
"o jus my ride"
"its not...a um"
"a metul geer is it"
"excuse me"
"im jus askin coz u kno." snaek raised an eybrow "id have to kill u if it was"
merlaxuiz rolld his eyez
"ppft yea righ. you culdnt du nuthn pus"
"wh-ga-nng-buh"
"n 4 ur infomashun, it aint. dem metul gerz r sooooooo whak also gay"
snaek huffed and struck dat wierd sassy-pants pose he duz somtimes
"u mean liek ur gay flower power junk"
merluxus steemed wit angr his face turning several shades of stuff like in the loonytoons and OUT OF NOWHEREZ he heft a large tree
and with a large huge crash he hit snaek in da face wit it
"OW hay THATS NOT A FRIGN FLOWR DAM IT"
"shore it is. its a dogwood"
an snaek died
meh 2 b cuntinewd i thnk i may b lusin my tuch :/
seriouslie watz up wit dat??? he duz it liek 10 tiems in mgs lik wen hes talkn to revolver octopus n raidn duz it 2
