Ooc; Getting ready doesn't work if you're a teenage girl and a military boy. At all.
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How to 'Get Untackily Dressed'
By Winry and Edward.Gasp
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"You look fine, Winry."

"No, it's .ugh! Why am I even listening to you boys!"

"It looks fine. Trust me."

"Edward, it's tacty. Anyone can see what it is."

"It looks like straps."

"No it doesn't. You can see!"

"Just pull it up a little more."

"Stop looking!"

"Geez, Win. You ask for help, I'm helping you."

"Go.. go help Granny and Al."

"It looks. Like. Strapes."

"No. It. Doesn't. This isn't going to work. Oh my god, I'm changing."

"Wha-? Wait, let me get out of the room!"

"Hold on. You're tacky too! What are you going to wear? The red rug and leather?"

"It's a cloak, Win. And I like my clothes."

"Well, it's tacty. Change."

"You think everything's tacky. Weren't you going to change, though?"

"I would if you get out of the room!"

"Don't yell at me. What else am I supposed to wear, anyway?"

"What about.. your uniform? I've never seen you in one, actually.."

"NO! Besides, my uniform is.. uh.. all the way at central- I can't get it."

"Edward, I am not going with a tacty dog to a wedding! It's Udon's and Mel's wedding too. Look good! And they don't have any security, ya'know.."

"What are you saying, Winry?"

"Well, you always are traveling, need more money?"

"...No."

"C'ome on! You have to have a uniform with you! And what rank are you anyway?"

"...Majeer"

"What?"

"Major, alright? But-but I still don't have a uniform. So I can't do.. guard duty."

"Yeah, you will." /Sling./ "Right?"

"..Right."

Black and purple was so an untacky color, if Winry had something to say.
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..I don't know. Really. No. Clue. At all. I am so running out of ideas..
;-- Smoe the Digiloser