Ooc; Takes place when they're children. Sad excuse for a drabble.

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How to 'declare war'

By Ed and Winry. With a guest appearance of Al.

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"I own this rug."

"I thought you own the couch."

"I do own the couch."

"Do you own a universe?"

"Yep."

"What about the air?"

"Everything above is mine too!"

"What about under?"

"There is no under."

Rug is rolled over ontop. "Oh, oh!" Drops it, getting on.

"Hey, enemy attack! No attacks! Invasion!"

"C'ome, Ed, get up-"

"My ruuuug"

"Fine, if you own the rug, I get the rest of the room."

"My couch too!"

Music. "Look, I can dance all over." Lights flip. Compliants from the other occupents of the room(i.e. Al). "I own the lights too."

"Moving to my other space."

"Hey, that's my land." Al.

"Oh yea, this strip is Al's, no one touch it." Sarcasum.

"Hey, Ed-"

"Ack ack ack! Back, my space!"

"Hahaha-"

"This is a declaration of war."

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This is the most retarded thing I've come up with. I feel for you all, but it's been too long since I updated and... yea. Sorry people. I swear the next chapter will be longer and better. Once I think it up.

;--; Smoe the Digiloser