Ooc; The idea was taken from gribouille's drabble, only changed.
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How To "Steal"
By Maes and Roy

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"I am very angry."

"I know."

"It drives me mad, you know."

"I know."

"It's irritating beyond belief."

"I know."

"Give it back."

"No."

"Yes. Now, Roy."

"No."

"No? Fine. I'm not talking to you."

"Alright."

"Never again!"

"Alright."

"I won't say another word to you, Roy. I'm serious."

"Alright. I get it."

"... Give it back."

"No."

"Roooy. I need it. It's part of my life."

"I know."

"C'ome on! Look, I'm sorry, but just -gimmie!"

"No."

"YES."

"No."

"Roy, Roooyyy, please?"

"No."

"No! But I said the magic word!"

"No."

"PLEASEEE. I'll never ever talk to you- or give you hair tips- again!"

"... No."

"Ugggh. Fine. I'm leaving."

"Alright."

"Bye! Never gonna see you again!"

"Alright. Good bye."

"... Please?"

"No."

"Fine. Be that persistant. I'll- uh- show Fullmetal those pictures of you and Riza doing the-"

Maes got a faceful of an old camera, and just caught the sight of a very, very red man going back to work.

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Holy crap. This is a sad make up for the (month?) I've missed, but, yes. This was a bunny that couldn't be ignored.
;--; Smoe the Digiloser