A/N: Juvy: this is our second chapter in our fanfic Gameon. Not much to say really.

Juv: oh my god it's a miracle.

Juvy: what is?

Juv: you not talking

Juvy: oh be quite. Actually now that you mention it…

Juv: crap…

Juvy: no nothing…looks dazed

Juv: looks at her strangely Are you on crack?

Juvy: slaps her upside the head

Juv: what! Totally valid question!

Disclaimer: we still don't own damnit! We don't own anything related to Elfin Lied other then the DVDs. Gezz these things are annoying, who out there agrees with me?


For a few minutes neither girl moved. They both just sat and glared intensely at one another with the up most hatred burning in their eyes.

'This is ridiculous!' Lucy thought.

'I've fought though evil scientist, lock down heavy gunned laboratories, toppled army after army, fought off freakish self-centered rapists and ripped off more limbs then people can count, even those of little girls! How is it this pathetic incest obsessed human can vex me so!'

That's because she wants the one thing you want. Duh.

'Who the hell are you?'

Oh come on how can you not know? I'm that little voice in your head that pops up from time to time to bother you. Sheesh.

'Little voice in my head, isn't that a little cliché?'

Yeah so what, Yuka's gonna have one bugging her in a minute anyway, so deal.

'Wait a second aren't you that freakish voice from episode 7 or 8 that turned me all evil in the first place?'

Um…no?

'Nice try.'

Damnit.

Mean while Yuka was battling her own 'little voice' as well.

Hi there I'm the little voice in your head that's usually used to make characters realize something really important. So fear my power! Mwahahahahahahahahahah!

'Oh my god, is my voice really that annoying?'

Yes, and if you don't believe just ask half the female population you seem to always be jealous of.

'HEY! I'm not always jealous of other woman.'

Yeah your right only the ones that seem to come in a 10-mile radius of your beloved Kouta.

'Well…that's because…well you see…'

Face it your so obsessed with the female half people start to wonder whether or not your gay or something.

'I'm not gay!'

Of course your not, you just have an unhealthy obsession with your cousin is all.

'It's not unhealthy.'

Um, yeah it is. I'm the little voice in your head remember, I know these things. Like I said before, you get so damn jealous of every girl that walks by him, even Mayu!

'I do not!'

I mean even his sister didn't like you.

'That's it I'm out of here.'

Hey wait what did I do?

But Yuka had all ready abandon here 'little voice' to deal with other matters at hand.

"Now where were we? She said glaring at Lucy once again. Oh yes, we were talking about your freakish looks now weren't we?"

"Really? Cause I remember we were just about to discuss your many, many, many problems." Lucy shot back, also glaring.

"My problems huh?"

"Yes."

They glared and glared and glared. They glared so much you thought their eyeballs were going to designate or something.

In fact if you looked closely enough you could see their eyes become slightly redder by the second. Small red lines began to form in the whites of their eyes. Dark circles could be seen just below their eyes and it looked like some sort of crusty substance was growing at the corners…oh wait that was just Yukas'.

'That 's it, I've had enough of this and enough of her.' Lucy thought.

"Well as much as I would like to continue this little glaring match…Lucy began, I have things to do." Sure it was a lie but what the hell did Lucy care? Yuka didn't have enough brain cells to comprehend she was lying anyway.

As Lucy got up to leave Yuka shot her a smug smile. A little to smug for Lucy's comfort.

"What." She snapped, her voice was calm but her eyes were burning with fire.

"Hm? Oh nothing, nothing at all." Yuka still had that smug smile on her face and casually flipped her hair over her shoulder.

'Stupid preppy.' Lucy thought watching her.

"Its just that I imagined the big and bad Lucy would put up a much more interesting battle." She let out a fake sigh. "Oh well, I suppose this is why Kouta prefers me to you. Your much to…how should I out it…Weak? Spineless? Cowardly? I'm not sure which one so you go ahead and pick your favorite." At this she shugged her shoulders and laughed, but Lucy, Lucy was fuming.

Who the hell did she think she was? Lucy had fought much bigger, badder, and much smarter opponents. Compared to them Yuka was nothing more then a speck the bottom of her shoe, if that.

Fine if the brat wanted a fight then she'd get a fight. Lucy sat back down slamming her fist on the table just hard enough not to break the table.

Yuka stopped laughing at looked up at Lucy. They were both thinking the same thing.

'Lets go.'


Helllloooo. Anyone remember me? I'm still here ya know.

Oh be quite would you?

Hey how can you be here?

Cause I'm Lucy's all-powerful 'little voice', kay?

Really I thought it was just because authors didn't like the end of this chapter and wanted to add some forced humor.

Authors: HEY!

'Opps sorry.'


A/N: In all honesty I liked but didn't like this chapter. I liked the 'little voices' part but the reast was...okay I guess. I'm not sure what Juv's thoughts are she's proably sleeping somewhere lazy bum. Anyway, we'd love to hear what you all think. Tell us who you think should win their little game. Maybe the winner will get Kouta while the loser will ne killed in a humous way. Just kidding! Thank you. R&R.