By Hikari
Prologue - Island of the Fans
Hello, I'm your narrator, Fangirl number 438333. I'll be guiding you through our lovely collection of footage chronicling the events that took place just six weeks ago on the island paradise, known only as the "Admirer Island". To the average human eye it's a beautiful oval shaped jungle island with an exquisite natural white sand beach surrounding it. There are many coconut trees and upon stepping into the jungle you are surrounded by beauty. However, to the average fictional character, this island holds a much darker complexion.
Every character, be it in a game, a movie, a television show, or even a book, has at least one die-hard fan. Every character has at least one fan that attends every convention, buys all of the merchandise, and has an altar in their closet. There comes a time when these fans actually begin to fall in love with the character, and form a relationship with them, that isn't exactly real.
Only when the character in question is physically approached by such a fan, does the C.P.A (Character. Protection. Agency) step in, and send the fan to this island, where they may live, frolic, and worship to their heart's content with others such as they. Any of these fans would do anything to get their hands on their hearts greatest desire, so there is much arguing amongst them. The fans in question split into many different tribes upon arrival. To this day, no one is exactly sure how many there are.
We at Scary Fan Studios are not part of this establishment, in spite of our name, we are merely observers, studying the amazing phenomena that is the Die-hard Fan. To further investigate this amazing rare breed of fans we've decided to choose a genre and see the results of the characters themselves setting foot on the island. I'm sure you are wondering, due to the nature of the inhabitants, why any character would dare set foot on this island? Well, with the Final Fantasy series' characters the answer is simple. Their beloved composer "Nobuo Uematsu".
You see, back in the days before voice acting in the Final Fantasy series, the music and the story worked as one to keep those who were lazy readers playing the game, and thus making Squaresoft more money. Without the music, the lazy reader looses interest, and therefore half of Squaresofts money is gone. Seeing as the characters are the property of Squaresoft, there won't be any need for them to be paid any longer.
With budget cuts, they won't be.
We at Scary Fan Studios have kidnapped the composer of the music, and sent ransom notes to each of the Final Fantasy leaders.They are to gather their parties, and come to the island, without the knowledge of the C.P.A. Although they know that only some one with a deathwish would come here, they're willing to risk everything to keep their source of income. We can only hope that the natives of the island will react the way we expect them too...and something tell me, that they will indeed.
Hello all! Hikari here! I'm taking a break from my serious fics that I'm working on in an attempt to do some comedy!
My thoughts on this attempt: I am so very, very sorry.
This is a major rewrite of a lil somethin'-somethin' I found floating around my recycle bin while cleaning it out.I know Nobuo Uematsu has sincegone and started his owncompany, but he was still with Square when I wrote this, so I thought I'd just clear that up! Please review and tell me what you think of the prologue. I'll have theactualfirst chapter up as soon as I get some reviews telling me what they think about this little idea here.
