The Quest for Nobuo Uematsu!
Hikari
Fangirl #438333 here! All I have to say is: When Nine is Deleted...Go for Ten!
Cloud, Sephiroth, and the rest of Avalanche had stopped to make camp. They were in a very hilly part of the island, that also happened to be covered in jungle. Once night had fallen, Yuffie had refused to go any further in the dark, but the last thing any of them wanted was to attract the attention of the Die-hards with a flashlight. The tents had been pitched, but no one was really able to sleep...except for Barret. His snoring was the only source of sound. The man could sleep through anything. As for the rest of them, it had been Cloud's bright idea to save the trouble of carrying more than a few tents. Everyone was sleeping two to a tent, and everyone (except Barret) was pissed.
Cait Sith could barely recharge himself, as Yuffie was constantly rolling over ontop of the little robot's battery charger and unplugging him. This in turn caused Yuffie to wake up in a bitchy mood and throw it outside, forcing the cat to go out and look for it. Nanaki had was forcing himself to fight the urge to tear Barret's throat out, if only to stop the snoring. Sephiroth had an evil grin on his face, and kept sliding the Masamune in and out of it's sheath, causing Aeris to cringe every time he did it, and move her hand to herstomach. Vincent was about to shove Cid's cigarettes down his throat. Cloud had also chosen the sleeping arrangments. Needless to say, everyone was pissed at him. Well, almost everyone. Tifa was contentedly curled up beside Cloud, making sure to roll over in feigned sleep occasionally, so she could flaunt her...endowments. This was making Cloud very uncomfortable.
"Booyah!" The cry came from the woods outside, causing everyone to stop whatever bickering or flaunting they may have been doing, and freeze instantly. "I told ya we weren't lost! It's right on the map yah?"
"Shhh!" A group of voices, both male and female quieted the man.
"Oh, sorry, I forgot yah?"
"Shutup!" There were a few muffled crashing sounds, and the bushes outside began to move slightly. The members of the Final Fantasy VII crew all scrambled out of their tents, their weapons in hand with Cloud and Sephiroth leading...only to come face to face with the cast of Final Fantasy X. Lulu had her hand on Wakka's throat, one fist raised in the air. Both husband and wife were staring at them, a little shocked. Both were dirty, apparently they'd fallen down one of the hills in their bickering, and landed right in the Final Fantasy VII campsite.
"Are you two alright?" Tidus' voice called out as he slid down the side of the hill, sword in hand. "Hey!" Tidus stopped at the bottom of the hill, a wide grin on his face. "Cloud! Sephiroth! Haven't seen you guys since the RPG Heroes and Villians convention awhile ba-AHHH!" He was cut off by Yuna, Rikku, and Paine sliding down the hill after him, attempting to look cool, but only succeeding in crashing into him. All of them fell on top of Lulu and Wakka. Sephiroth and Cloud exchanged looks and turned back to the Final Fantasy X cast with raised eyebrows.
"Anyone else?" Cloud called up. "You might wanna go down slow."
Kimahri, and Auron followed, but both were saved from falling by the power of being the cool characters of Final Fantasy X. They came down at their own paces. Kimahri simply jumped, but Auron had to take his time. Being the coolest, he was forced to walk at a slow pace and look like a badass.
"So. Our stories clash." Auron said cryptically to Cloud as he arrived at the bottom.
"Not in the mood bud." Cloud waved him aside. "Go talk to Vincent about it."
Vincent and Auron quickly struck up a cool, cryptic conversation. The likes of which only they could understand. Kimahri and Nanaki automatically began speaking to eachother in Meow-mix language, the only understandable words being 'chicken' and 'liver'. Aeris cast a Curaga on the remainder of the Final Fantasy X party and the two groups began their reunion.
"Where's Seymour?" Sephiroth frowned, looking around. "I don't like him much, but I don't particularly like being the only villian here when I'm surrounded by you goody-goodies either. It makes me sick."
Tidus shrugged. "We lost him. No one really felt like looking for him."
Cloud grinned. "So, you guys here to look for Nobuo too?"
"The Gullwings are on the case!" Yuna shouted.
"She still doing that?" Tifa asked Paine as she nodded over to Yuna.
"What, acting like a ditz?" Paine questioned. "Yeah. Tidus has been trying to get her to convert back to sweet stuttering Yuna, but it isn't going so well."
"Hi Rikku!" Yuffie shouted running up to her
"Hey Yuffie!" Rikku shouted back.
"Didja bring the sugar!" Yuffie yelled questioningly.
"Wouldn't leave home without it!" Rikku yelled brandishing what looked like a five-pound bag of the stuff. Both girls immediately broke into high-pitched squeals and giggles, clapping their hands together, and starting their rounds of stealing from all of the characters. Cid didn't have a counter-part, as Rikku's father had wisely elected to stay behind and pick up his daughter and the rest of the Final Fantasy X crew in his airship later, so he went back to bed followed by Cait Sith. Barret slept through it all.
Throughout the reunion, no one noticed several glowing pairs of eyes watching them from the trees above. The spies were hidden by the jungle canopy, their voices soft and muffled.
"Final Fantasy. Chocomoogleyuffentine materia Sevenjenovashinra Nobuo Uematsu!" One of the voices said in the strange language of a certain tribe of Die-hard fans. Their real tribal name unknown, the C.P.A had only labled them: The FFVII JUNKIES.
"Cleris! Cleris!" Another voice spoke in an agreeing tone.
"Shinrakadaj Chocofarmmeteor!" A third voice snapped angrily. "Mooglemoogle snowboardsubmarinehighwind! Weaponmakomako!"
"Cloti..." The first and second voices spoke in an understanding and submissive tone.
"Cluffie!" The third voice snapped. The eyes vanished, and the group of Diehard Fans disappeared into the night.
(( Sorry it took so long I have no good excuse. The part with FF9 is on my other computer, and it's a bit screwy! I was tofar alongto rewrite it, so I'll just skipahead for a chapter!w00t! Review please!))
