The Quest for Nobuo Uematsu!
Hikari

The First Victim


"Curse those fools." Seymour Guado muttered to himself. The villian had been wandering for some time now, alone and lost on the worst possible place for a Final Fantasy character to be lost on. The jungle was pitch black, with the exception of a fire spell that Seymour was keeping lit in his hand. The was both for light, and for protection. If anything or anyone decided to jump out at him, they have a fireball in their faces before they knew what hit them. Of course, he wouldn't have ineeded/i such protection if those fools hadn't gone and left him behind. He'd only gotten a bit sick of Yuna and Tidus declaring their ever-lasting love for eachother, and had made a comment about how she was i technically /istill his wife. After a few questions from Paine and two very long explanations from both his point of view and Yuna's, the party had ditched him on purpose, leaving the Guado all on his own.

The Maester had decided that he would be the first to find Nobuo Uematsu. iHe/i would be the one protected from the wrath of the Diehard Fans. HE would be be the one to leave the island unharmed, and leave all of those fools to their fate! Well maybe he'd take Yuna. YES he would take Yuna, and make her his bride once again. Of course he'd have to cure her of her latest ditzy craze first. Yes that would have to be done...

In all his evil plotting, Seymour didn't notice the glowing eyes that were watching him from the surrounding jungle. "Yevonyevon!" A voice whispered urgently. "Animayevon!" Another said. "Templebevelle yevonyevon!" Whispered the first. Both pairs of eyes focused on Seymour and narrowed. "Seeeeyyymmmoooouuurrrr."

"AAAIIIEEEEEEE!" The loud scream of delight was Seymour's only warning. He suddenly found himself in the death-grip of the Diehard Fan. It was labled: The Glomp. "Agck!" Seymour wheezed as the Glomp threatened to crush his ribs. The fan was Glomping him from behind! He couldn't release his fire spell! "Get off!" He managed to cough out. The only response was another fangirl Glomping him from the side. Together the two tackled him to the ground, extinguishing his fire spell in the dirt. "Get off you demons!" He commanded. "Anima! Co-" He didn't get the chance to summon his Aeon, as the fans rapped him sharply upside the head with two enormous sticks knocking him unconcious. Seymour was helpless to fight off the fans as they dragged him off into the jungle.


Ahhhmmwaahahaha! Seymour is the first victim of the Diehard Fans! But don't despair Seymour fans, he'll be back...MWAHAHAA! D MWAAAAHHAAHAA-cough hack cough Ahem...anyway, thanks as always for reading!