Disclaimer: Masashi Kishimoto owns borrowed character.
Dedicated to: Jessy (If your name IS Jessy, great, you officially have a gaara fic dedicated to you. Congratulations…even if I have no idea who you are…)
Summary: Gaara goes for his daily evening walk.
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I walk out of my home to see that it's raining outside. Lovely.
Whatever, I'll take the stupid walk. Since I HAVE to.
It's my doctor that tells me that I have to take a walk every night, or at least try to.
He says it will calm my anger issues.
WHAT anger issues?
I'm not ANGRY I'm just tormented by an inner demon.
That happens to be a fricken giant raccoon.
Oh yeah, and it's pretty bloodthirsty too.
Like right now, I'm using all of my willpower to stop myself from mutilating that little boy over there, splashing around in a mud puddle.
His mom just gave me a long hard look. She took him away.
What the fuck was she staring at?
She probably thinks the black lines around my eyes is, like, eyeliner.
IT'S FROM SLEEP DEPRIVATION, PEOPLE!
How would YOU feel if you hadn't slept in over a decade!
I'm sure you wouldn't watch the sun rise and yell out "GOOD MORNING! LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL TODAY!" every morning.
Because I don't. Do you know how much TIME I have when stay awake every.single.night?
What's worse…these stupid wannabe fangirls come sit next to me on my big rock with their own black rings. Except they're is actually EYELINER!
STARE AT THEM! I'M JUST THE POOR SLEEP DEPRIVED BOY WHO TRIES TO GET MURDERED BY HIS OWN FATHER EVERY CHANCE HE GETS!
Oh yeah. And my brother, who is like the gayest fag ever, still wears face paint.
He plays with puppets all day, wears this weird ass batman costume or something, and what's worse, every year he adds MORE patterns to that face paint thing. And this guy is two years older than me.
My sister's pretty cool. She could beat any guy up. Even that Shitamaru kid or whatever his name is. But they seem to have taken a liking to each other.
I swear if that Crapamaru smartass ends up being my brother-in-law…I will kill myself.
I probably won't be able to though 'cuz then the giant raccoon's voice will ring inside of my head saying, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING KID?"
And I'd be like "Shuddup you one-dicked raccoon."
Well this walk seems to be working.
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Hate it? Love it? Very short I know...R+R! Anonymous accepted!
Yeah I couldn't resist the Kankerou bashing. So if you're one of his few fans, …..sorry.
