BNC: Eek! I forgot the disclaimer before! I'll get Gaa-Chan to do it!

Gaara: I told you not to call me that…

BNC: Shut up and do the disclaimer. takes out cookie jar or no cookies for you!

Gaara: Cookies!

BNC: Do it!

Gaara: Sadly, BNC does not and will not ever own any of the Naruto characters. However Keiko and everyone's clothing is her's to cherish.

BNC: Thankya! throws cookie

Gaara: jumps for cookie COOKIE!

BNC: Eh… Pathetic…

Gaara: What did you say!

BNC: Uh… Nothing! Anyways, here's the second chapter!

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Chapter 2: Closets and Parties

Keiko slowly opened her eyes. It was loud… where was she? She looked up and saw Kiba was right in front of her. She groaned and put her head back down.

"Hey, you okay?" Haku asked.

"mn…" Keiko replied. She sat up and looked around. Everyone was sitting in a different spot. Hinata was snuggled up to Naruto, Temari was sitting on Shikamaru, Chouji and Shino switched spots, Lee was laying on the table, Haku was… not there, and most of everyone else took their chairs and crowded around her. And Kiba was also poking her incessantly.

"Stop poking me."

"But it's fun"

"Yeah, well stop."

"Nah…"

"Kiba stop poking her! Do you like her or something!" Everyone looked at Naruto then back at Kiba.

"Wha- NO!" he yelled.

"You're blushing!" Temari said.

"Am not!" He said. Keiko sighed and put her head down to go back to sleep but the bell rang. She got up to go to health but was stopped by Kiba. "Uh, what class do you have next…?" He asked slowly.

"Heath." Keiko replied casually.

"Uh, what, really?" He asked. Keiko nodded her head. "Cool, me too! Want me to walk you there?"

"Sure." Keiko replied and smiled.

When they got there, the classroom was practically empty. The only other person was Lee. Kiba sat down and motioned for Keiko to sit next to him. "So, uh, how do you like Konoha so far?" Kiba asked quietly.

Keiko shrugged. "It's fine." She replied. The class filled up with students and the teacher started the lesson.

"Okay class! Today our topic is..." The class got silent while Jiraiya was explaining what we would be doing. "SEX!"

Everyone moaned. But at least this time he would stay on topic and not trail off to sex while he was explaining something else. It was about half way through the class when Keiko felt really tired again. She gently rested her head on Kiba's shoulder, not noticing his surprised look and major blushing. She drifted off to sleep but woke up moments later when Jiraiya slammed a book on her desk. She jumped a little and raised her head but was still leaning on Kiba. She wiped her eyes and snuggled closer into him. After about another to minutes of snuggling, she noticed what she was doing and jumped away. "I'm so sorry!" She said.

"That's okay… you're comfy…" Kiba said. It was Keiko's turn to blush.

"Wha- what?" She asked. Kiba smiled and she sat back down.

Sometime after school

Keiko sighed. Where was her sister? She sat down on a bench when two fire trucks passed. Just after awhile, she noticed Haku was running towards her. "Hey!" Haku yelled and sat down. "What's up? Why are you still here?"

"My sister's late… what about you?"

"I had a detention. Hey, do you want to come with me and the rest of the gang and go to Sasuke's place to hang out for a bit?"

"Yeah, might as well." Keiko followed Haku to where everyone that joined them for lunch, plus a couple more, were standing in one big group. "Okay, she's coming, lets go. It's cold out here!" Keiko noticed the small snowflakes falling from the sky planting frost kisses on her body.

The walked to Sasuke's house. Neji willingly put his arm around her as they walked to keep her warm. She felt a warm burst of air come towards her as they entered. Everyone went for the couch. Miraculously, everyone had fitted on, because they were all sitting on top of one another. Keiko had ended up half sitting on Lee, and half sitting on Sasuke, while Tenten was sitting on her lap. "Hey, what are we going to do? Because how comfy it may feel, just sitting here getting squished is just boring!" Kiba stated.

"Yeah, I agree." Temari said. "How about… spin the bottle or truth or dare?"

"How about a combination? You spin a bottle and then ask the one it lands on a truth or dare question." Keiko stated.

"That sounds good. Someone go get a bottle. There are beer bottles in the fridge" Sasuke pointed towards the kitchen. Naruto, who was one of the ones on the top, got up and grabbed a bottle from the fridge, poured it out, and came back into the living room. Everyone got into a circle and Naruto spun. It landed on Shino.

"Uh… Shino, I dare you to… go in the kitchen and mix all on the things on the counter together. Then eat it." Shino walked into the kitchen. He came back a minute later with a bowl of green gunk in his hand. He put some in his mouth and ate it. "How does it taste?" Naruto asked.

"It's… Good!" Shino exclaimed. He sat back down and continued eating the stuff. Sasuke was close to barfing since he put that stuff out to make a treat for his ferret today. Well, might as well not tell them…

Shino spun the bottle and it landed on Temari who was thinking about something. "Okay, Temari, truth or dare?"

"Dare…"

"Okay, I dare you to go outside and flash Sasuke's neighbours!"

"That seems very unlike you Shino…" Temari stated.

"Who cares, just go do it!" Temari walked outside and smiled to the people walking around outside. She lifted up her shirt and then quickly ran back inside, blushing like mad.

"It's so cold out there! I can't believe I did that!" Temari took the bottle from Shino and spun it. This time is landed on Sasuke. Temari thought for a moment and grinned evilly. Sasuke flinched. She whispered into Haku's ear and they both smiled. Shikamaru heard and commented quietly. They got up and Temari grabbed Sasuke. Haku grabbed Keiko and Shikamaru grabbed Neji. "Hey! This was only supposed to be for Sasuke!" Neji yelled.

"No one cares!" Neji tried to fight out of his grip but Shikamaru was holding him pretty tightly. Sasuke was also trying to get away, but couldn't due to Temari's mad l33t ninja skills. Keiko was being dragged upside down so couldn't do much even if she tried. Temari pointed to a closet and threw Sasuke in it, followed by Keiko and Neji. They slammed the door and locked it. Keiko and Sasuke started banging the door and begging to be let out.

"It's not going to work. I would think you two would know that." Neji said sitting in a corner of the large closet.

Keiko sighed and sat beside him. "I guess." Just then loud music started bursting and they could hear Temari was calling her friends to come over and have a party.

Sasuke's eyes widened. "No! No party! Nooooooo!" He yelled. He banged on the door and screamed loudly. After about half an hour of banging and screaming non-stop, he crawled over to where Keiko and Neji are and shoved them over so he could sit. "So what should we do now?" He asked.

"Get drunk and kill Neji then hide his body somewhere no one will find him." Keiko answered.

"Okay. There are three problems there." Neji said. "One, We can't get any beer because were locked in a closed. Two, you can't hide my body anywhere because were locked in a closet. And three, just because were locked in a closet doesn't mean you can kill me."

"Aww. Come on Nejnej!" Keiko said.

"Don't call me that."

"Nejnej"

"I said don't"

"Nejnej!"

"Shut up!"

"Ne-" Neji smacked her. "Hey what the hell!"

"I told you to shut up! Now look for something to destroy this door…" Sasuke's eyes got wide as Neji said that.

"I'll die if Itachi finds out I purposely broke down a door!" He yelled. Keiko stood up and grabbed a flashlight off the floor. She examined the boxes and slowly held up a box full of nail polish and other make-up items. "Not mine!" Sasuke assured. Keiko put the box on the floor and kept searching. She pulled out a screwdriver and started banging on the door hinges with it. Neji quickly got the idea and started to help. Once the hinges were out, Keiko pushed the door down, but came down with it. Everyone's eyes were on the three. Then all the whines came.

"Aww… now the funs all over!"

"Damn! That was so short!"

"C'mon Sasuke! Lets party some more!"

Keiko slowly got up to her knees and then brushed stray hairs out of her face. Neji ran out of the closet yelling something about how he hates closets. Sasuke walked out from the closet and opened the door. "Out… NOW!" He yelled.

"Hey, guys! Why don't you come over to my house? Me and my sister can throw whoop-ass parties!" Keiko suggested.

"W00T!" Everyone yelled. They ran out of the house and waited for Keiko.

"Hey, Sasu, You comin'?" Keiko asked. Sasuke nodded and joined everyone outside. "Hey, wait just a sec." Keiko said and ran back into the house. She went into the closet and grabbed the box of make-up and a random $20 on the floor. She came back out and shut the door behind herself. She ran towards the direction of her house with about 50 people following, since everyone decided to tell everyone they knew. Keiko stopped at the corner store and went in, still being followed by everyone.

"H-holy shit!" The cashier yelled.

"Hey, Kin! What's up?" Temari yelled and ran behind the desk, followed by Ino, Ten-ten, and Zaku. "Still working 'eh?"

"Yeah. But I'm off in 5."

"Cool!" Ino smiled. "Hey, everybody! Listen up! We're waiting until Kin gets off!"

"'Kay!"

Keiko searched through the food and picked out three bags of chips and four bottles of pop. Since there was a lot more at home, she wouldn't need much. Keiko looked over to the small TV in the corner of the store. She gasped at what she saw. She dropped everything and ran out of the store. She ran a couple blocks then stopped where a house was burning and news reporters around. This was her home. "Kuniko!" She screamed and ran towards the flames.

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Yesh… sorry it took so long… It was a special month! Not really but yeah… Anyways… so yeah. I ran out of things to say…Wow… anyways… yeah. Omg I can't talk. So I'll try to get the next chapter up sooner then I got this one up… now… please… REVIEW! Or I'll kill many, many pandas… evil grin Thanks!