Shinji's looked at Katsuragi and his life flashed before him.
"Sir don't worry I will take good care of him".
Shinji thought
"I wonder if I can get health insurance at my age". Laughing to him self but really wanting to cry".
"Take him home"."So he can get settled in".
"Yes sir. Replied Katsuragi". Saluting.
"Come on Shinji". Called Katsuragi.
"I'm coming". Sighed Shinji.
On the way to Katsuragi's car, Shinji asked
"Miss Katsuragi Could you drive a little slower this time".
"What why". In a Insulted tone.
"Well I think last time I was in your car you ran about fifteen red lights","cursed out a few police officers and went over a hundred and fifty mph" in a thirty mph zone. (miles per hour)
"Well it was an a emergency". Smiling
"So you don't normally drive like that".
"Of course not".
Totally Relieved. Shinji walks with Katsuragi to the Car park. When they got there
Katsuragi walked up to a silver muscle car. A Pagani Zonda C12.
"What happened to your your car miss Katsuragi"
"O... em, it is in the...garage","it needs new brake pads.yes thats it. This is a rental. Oh and Shinji don't call me miss Katsuragi anymore,call me Misato.
"Ok, Shinji started to bad feeling in his stomach.
Shinji entered Misato's car. Misato started her car up it purred like a kitten on ecstasy. She reversed and drove out in a calm in text book fashion.
Shinji was uneasy at first, but now he was very mellow.
Soon as Misato got out of nerv head quarters. she started to speed up to the normal speed limit. Until she was cut up by a hot rod in a dodge viper.
Misato suddenly became enraged and the text book driving went out the window.
She stepped on the gas and chased him down. When she reached him. She got out the window and onto the roof. She then pulled a tazer out of her top and shot him in the crouch. Screaming how do like fifty thousand volts in the balls, You fg douche bag.
And Quick as it began, it finished. Misato jumped back in her seat. Pulled a U-turn
and started to drive home as if nothing happened. Shinji all the while was clinging on for dear life. Fingers stuck into the seat and dashboard in shock.
Twenty minutes later they were nearing a set of expensive flats. Misato then started to brag,
"Here we are", my sixteen thousand pound a year home ".
A minute later Misato was parking the car. Shinji was just recovering from his shock.
And the car that Misato said was in the garage was parked in two parts next to them.
Shinji was going to ask her,
"Why the hell did you attack that guy"?. "Why is your old car was doing here", and why is it in two pieces .but he already new the answer'(She's a psycho).So fk it"
Misato and Shinji walked to up too her apartment. When Misato opened the door. The smell of curry,weed, fish and a whole brewery hit Shinji nearly knocking him off his feet.
"O my god, that little cow's been in my weed again" Rei get your sorry ass here now".
A drowsy looking blue haired girl wearing an arm sling walks out, and Misato screams.
"I told you to stay out of my stash".
"What!" I wasn't in your stash"
Misato looked in Rei's eyes.
"Hmmm so you haven't". Misato saw that Rei,s eyes weren't dilated.
Misato thought there is only one other could have done it.
"Penpen you dirty little stoner"!
hearing the sound of something falling off the kichen unit.
Misato ran into her kitchen to find Penpen on the floor totally spaced out, with one of the cooker's hobs a lite. But to add insult to injury, all of Misato's baggy's and premade curry meals (boxs) were all over the floor.
With fire burning in her eyes Misato grabbed Penpen and tossed him in the bathroom.
"Well that my plans gone for the night", sighed Misato.
But all Shinji was just thinking
"how did she hurt arm".
Shinji then decided to introduce him self, but before he could Rei walked up to him and kissed him on the lips while grabbing his ass, Shinji felt like his IQ dropped to a monkeys and he started to talk gibberish
"I...I...er...er wha what was that for I...ur..um...thank you".shinji turning red as a strawberry".
"Your welcome". Said Rai Smiling.
When Misato walked in and saw Shinji blushing, she looked Rei and told her
"Give him back his wallet"!
Shinji quickly checked his back pocket and found his wallet missing. Rei sighed and gave Shinji back his wallet. Shinji now was getting a extremely agitated, after all he had been lied to, nearly died of shock and robbed by some one, who he would be living with now. a it hit him, he was mentally drained.
"Where is my bedroom" asked Shinji with a drained look on his face.
Misato understood by the look on Shinji's face, she showed Shinji were his room was, Shinji walked in. And saw what he wanted. A bed already set up for him. Which he collapsed into and fell into a deep sleep, before Misato could say good night.
