Chapter 4
In the morning Shinji was awoke by Penpen attaking his foot, hanging onto his big toe Shinji screams.
"Ahhh you son a bitch", "get of my toe"!
Shinji then kicks Penpen against the wall and then runs out of his room, Knocking into Misato, who had awoke in a panic and ran to see what was going on.
(Whack) Misato and Shinji,s foreheads connected.
"Ahh sht"! My fing head". Misato shakes it off And continue's asks.
"What wrong Shinji"?
"Your blood bird attacked me".
Then Penpen walks out in a daze and then gives shinji a evil glare,
"Aw he just thought you were an intruder", "thats all".
"Thats all", "when I woke up", I had half my foot down your birds mouth"!
"Well you will just have to make friends with Penpen". "Come on give a try shake hands er flipper".
Shinji walks up to Penpen and offers his hand in friend ship, Penpen turns his head and reluctenly gives his flipper not meaning it
Shinji and Penpen shakes hands(flipper),
"See that better". Said Misato with a smile.
"I guess so". "Well I'm going to get changed". "Wait I actuly need to get some clothes", I think i left them in the train.
"Well go and get some breakfast and I will see aout your clothes". "There is a instant rice and miso soup meal in the freezer".
Shinji walks to the kitchen and makes his meal. When he walks to the living room he saw Rei sat down on a recliner with a packet of strawberry Panda biscuits.
Shinji sat down on the sofa(settee,couch) as far as he could from Rei, he started eat his meal, feeling sick at the thought of a instant meal. When his mother was alive she would make everything from scratch.
"Misato and Rei will eat anything this is so gross". Thought Shinji.
Rei decided to make nice with Shinji. Since she did pick his poket as soon as they met.
"Shinji can we start over again"?
Shinji thought.
"Well if I don't it will quite unbearable" " "so I don't have much choice".
"Ok"
"Thanks! Come eat up, I will show you around the public transport system".
"Thank god", "I don't want to travel with Misato anymore"!
"I now what you mean", "I didn't brake my arm from piloting", "it was Misato's driving".
"Ha ha". Wait did you say were a pilot"
"Yes I pilot eva zero. So you were the one who I replaced in my first fight.
"Yes, you were very good I could belive you kicked the angels ass even when you were impaled".
"What do you mean I passed out".
"Well you are a good passed out fighter".
"Yes I must be". While thinking "Can I fight while passed out? Or was that flash back real and not my imagination, was mom was the one who killed that angel"?
Shinji was starting to think that he need to get back into eva zero one. But he new only when his father sent for him, could he get to his eva.
But for now, knowing the public transport was vital for survival.
Just then Misato walks in ready for work and hands Shinji twenty thousand yen(hundred british pounds) and tells him "Go to town and buy your self some clothes. Then Misato gives Rei sixty six thousands yen and tells her.
"This is for food not weed"! "I'm going to work". "I will back at four so be back at three fifty five with food on the table", "and look after Shinji". Then turning to Shinji "Shinji have a nice day shopping".
"bye".
Misato then ran out the door.
"Well lets get going then".
Shinji and Rei left the apartment and walk down the street to nearest bus stop. When they got there shinji asked
"Whats with that evil bird".
"What Penpen, he's not evil, he only girls". "Don't worry I will sort that out when we get back".
"Ok".
The bus then arrived and Shinji and Rei bussed to town. When they arrived in town Rei said
"We should go to Onatoko first. So they did, soon as got there shinji realized it was a girls shop.
"I am not going there". Putting his foot down.
"Yes we are", "if I am showing you around you will have to window shop with me.
After half an hour, Shinji was starting to get extremely bored and asked Rei.
"Lets go to a clothes shop for boys".
"Ok theres a super store about a mile away", "there should be a shop for you there. But theres about twenty other shops on the way there.
Three hours later Shinji and Rei finally got to the super store. Shinji went straight to the mens clothes store, and suddenly Rei went all queer eye for the straight guy.
After thirty different sets of clothes. Shinji came out with a smile and Rei came out looking down.
Shinji said.
"This is exactly what I wanted".
Shinji came out with seven plain white shirts, seven pairs of dark brown trousers and some black shoes.
"Shinji you got to move with the times.
"What do you mean"?
"Well", "when did you start dressing like an seventys office worker".
"When I was about five", "I think".
"So your perents dressed you and you decided keep dressing like that".
"Yes but I dont look bad so I have never needed to change".
"Well when you get your first pay check I will take half and buy you a new wardrobe" "Ok"
"Alright". Replyed Shinji reluctantly." "but how much do we get"?
"Well I get two hundred and fifty thousand a month".
"Two hundred and fifty thousand"!
"I know, "it sucks", "I am on my fourth week holiday", "We only get five week holidays a year". "Then training again everyday for the rest of the year". "Well getting off the subject"
"Lets get the food shopping".
"Well if what I saw in the fridge was food then no".
"What? Why"?
"Well do you normaly do the shopping".
"No".
"I was hoping you would say that". "Give me the money". "I am going to buy the food".
"Well", "what the hell"?
Rei gave Shinji the money, then Shinji said
"I saw a Jusco(Supervalu,Sainsburys) on the way to the clothes shop".
They walked to from clothes shop to the Jusco store.When they got there Shinji grabed a trolly(cart) and walked down the health food ile.
"Misato going puke"sweeeeeeeet"! Thought Rei".
