Oh my gawd! Their relationship (Referring to Sakura and Neji) was developing as slow as hell! Mwahahaha! Actually I'm not that romantic kind of person so… yeah… you should know, right? Lol... Yup. And hey! I didn't put Sasuke's thought there for nothing. Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck…
Sakura: Hey Miyabi?
Me: Yeah? (Sticking my head onto the CPU)
Sakura: What are you doing?
Me: What'd ya expect? Writing the chappie of course…
Sakura: I just wanna say that I saw the repairer…
Me: (Stands up suddenly) WHAT! WHERE!
Sakura: (Sweatdrop) Uhh… he was in the closet…
Me: (Raises eyebrow) Shouldn't he be in my house fixing the CPU?
Sakura: That's the point… I found him all beaten up… (Shudder)
Me: (Think for a while) OH YEAH! There's a reviewer that had beaten him up GOOD! MWAHAHAHA!
Sakura: (Backs away slightly) Ookay… SO who was going to fix your CPU now?
Me: I… have no idea… But I felt good that he got beaten up! Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck!
Everyone in the cyber café stared…
Sakura: She has lost it… (Shakes head)
Me: Thank you! For beating the crap outta the friggin late repairer! I swear! He was worst than Kakashi! Though I don't mind if it was Kakashi that was going to fix my CPU… (Looked dreamy)
Kakashi: (Pops out) Yo! What's up?
Me: Wheeee! Kakashi! (Knocks out breath from Kakashi's lungs… Uhh… I meant hugging him)
Kakashi: Oomph! Huh?
Sakura: Don't mind her… Miyabi do not own…
Me: It's been a while since I did the disclaimer… You meant ME doing the disclaimer… Sakura Right…
Chapter 14
"FUCK! Orochimaru-sama is going to fucking skin us alive if we don't fucking catch her back to the fucking mansion!" Tayuya cursed aloud. It seems that Sakura had escaped somehow. "It's your fucking fault, you fucking man whore!" Tayuya spat at Sakon.
"It's not my fault that she gave me those puppy eyes of hers!" Sakon reasoned. Kidoumaru scoffed. "I can't fucking believe you! You're a fucking ninja UNDER Orochimaru for fucking sake! How could you fall for that fucking eyes!" Tayuya cursed in Sakon's face.
"Sakon had gotten soft…" Kidoumaru laughed. Sakon glared at him, "For the last fucking time! It's not my fucking fault!" he sneered at Tayuya. Tayuya narrowed her eyes, "Don't fucking copy me!" she snapped. "I did not fucking copy you, you fucking bitch!" Sakon snapped back.
After a few moments of cursing at each other and searching for Sakura, they stopped. Kidoumaru looked around in his second stage. Sakon opened his mouth to speak but was interrupted by Tayuya, "Is the fucking son of a bitch gone?" she asked. Kidoumaru nodded.
"Damn… it's not easy to convince him is it…?" Sakon growled. Kidoumaru chuckled, "With you two acting like that… Who won't?" he asked. Tayuya rolled her eyes, "I have to fucking talk a lot… that was fucking troublesome…" she stretched. Sakon smirked, "That fucking snake bastard can't do anything without us…" he said.
Kidoumaru smirked, "Jiroubo was just helping us to get rid of the snake bastard… he's joining us soon…" he said. Sakon raises his eyebrows, "What?" he asked. Kidoumaru sighed, "That snake bastard was easy to kill actually… he was weak and despicable…" he said. Sakon laughed.
Tayuya sighed, "Jiroubo is still with him… we can't stay relaxed…" she said. Everyone stared at her. Tayuya growled in annoyance, "What?" she managed to say without yelling. Sakon and Kidoumaru shrugged, "That's the first sentence you said without cursing…" Kidoumaru grinned. Tayuya scoffed.
"So? What's the fucking big deal anyways?" she crossed her arms. Sakon chuckled, "Let's go find the cherry blossom… Shall we?" he said. Then they walked towards the jungle.
As they reached deeper into the jungle, far enough from the wretched mansion, a figure leapt out. The trio (Sakon, Kidoumaru, and Tayuya) took out their weapons and gotten ready. Suddenly Tayuya was tackled to the ground. She landed on her ass, "What the Fuck?" she cursed.
"Aww Tayu-chan… Don't curse in front of your foster sister…" the figure pouted. Tayuya blushed. Sakon and Kidoumaru laughed hard, "Tayu-chan!" they asked incredulously. Tayuya glanced at the figure that tackled her and sighed, "Sakura… You're fucking heavy… ya know that?" Sakura's eyes flamed with that remark, "WHAT?" she huffed.
The other two laughed harder. Tayuya smirked, "Hey… we got even" she shrugged. Sakura placed her hands on her hips and pouted cutely. Tayuya laughed, for the first time. Sakura fake gasped, "Tayu-chan! You laughed!" she said like it was some magic. Tayuya blinked, "So what? Big deal… I fucking laughed and it was a fucking surprise to you all? She asked.
Everyone nodded.
Tayuya sweatdropped.
Sakura then grew serious, "Let's go…" she said. Sakon placed his hands behind his head, "Where?" he asked. Tayuya glared, "Can you be any fucking dumber?" she mocked. Sakon glared back. Kidoumaru chuckled, "Are you sure we're going to be warmly welcomed there?" he asked.
Sakura raised her eyebrows, "What the hell are you talking about? Of course they are!" she said confidently. "How could be so fucking sure?" Tayuya crossed her arms. Sakura smirked, "Because I'm the Godaime's apprentice and they shall follow my orders! Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck…" she laughed evilly.
All of them sweatdropped. Sakura laughed it off, "Just kidding… You three saved me… remember?" her eyes softened. Tayuya sighed, "Fine…" she said. Sakon and Kidoumaru nodded. Sakura's eyes shimmered with excitement.
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"Are we there yet?" Naruto asked.
"No, Naruto…" Shikamaru answered.
"Are we there YET?" Naruto asked.
"Not yet…" Soujirou answered.
"Are we now?" Naruto asked.
"Hn…" Sasuke hn'ed.
"… Are we there?" Naruto asked.
"Naruto…" Neji growled dangerously.
"Are we…" Kiba twitched.
"Naruto… I suggest you shut that loud mouth of yours or suffer the consequences…" Gaara glared.
Naruto counted, "Another record! 14 words!" he grinned stupidly. Kiba twitched, "Naruto… I think he's serious…" he whispered. "Huh?" Naruto glanced at Gaara and saw dark murderous aura surrounding him. Naruto gulped, "O-okay… I'll shut up GOOD this time…" he said. Gaara's aura stopped flaming.
Naruto sighed in relief. Akamaru barked, "What's it, boy?" Kiba asked Akamaru as he stopped on a tree. Everyone did the same. Akamaru leapt down from Kiba's head and sniffed everywhere, he barked again. Kiba grinned, "Sakura's here somewhere…" he said. Neji jumped.
'She's here! Where!' Neji looked around. 'You dumb ass genius! Use your…' inner Neji was interrupted by the voice outside the mind. "Neji! Byakugan!" Naruto half yelled. Neji could tell that Naruto was worried for Sakura as well. Neji saw that Sasuke had activated his Sharingan.
'Dude… even that Dobe Naruto was faster thinking than you…' inner Neji shook his head. Neji growled, "Byaku…" he stopped when he saw the bushes moved. Everyone prepared to fight. They stalked closer to the bushes. (You know? Like the time when they sneaked up on the Sound Four when the Sound Four fake resting?)
The seven of them peeked through the bushes.
"STOP!" a voice yelled. The seven shinobis nearly jumped out of their skin, feared that they were found out, 'That's impossible… we masked out chakra perfectly!' Shikamaru thought. Then he saw pink, 'What the hell?' he thought. There's only one person he thought of. And before he could make any conclusions… "SAKURA-CHAN!" Naruto yelled.
'DAMMIT!' the other six cursed in mind simultaneously.
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"SAKURA-CHAN!" some yelled. Sakura jumped and whipped around. Sakon and Kidoumaru stood in front of Sakura. Tayuya looked around, "Is it the enemy?" Sakon asked. Tayuya rolled her eyes, "Who would fucking call Sakura, Sakura-chan if it's the enemy?" she said.
"WHO THE FUCK IS THERE!" Tayuya yelled. Even so, no one came out. Then she saw a glimpse of blonde. She twitched, then smirked, "Sakura… yell…" Tayuya whispered. Sakura noticed it too, she smirked. She took a good deep breath and…
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" she yelled. Sakon and Kidoumaru stumbled forward and… THUMP! They fell flat on the face. Only this time it's not anime style. Sakura hissed in fake pain, "Ouch… that must've hurt…" she whispered. Then, totally seven figures leapt out of the bushes.
"Sakura!" Neji called. Sakura's eyes widened. She never thought that he would come. Then she remembered, 'Oh yeah… he and Gaara were supposed to guard me…' she sighed at the thought. Tayuya, Sakon and Kidoumaru stood in front of her, "Finally you fucking come out…" Tayuya smirked.
Everyone got ready for a fight, "Give Sakura-chan back!" Naruto growled. Tayuya felt something came up behind her. She evaded and took Sakura together with her. Sakura twitched, "What the hell… Tayuya!" she whispered. Tayuya smirked, "You want her back? Fight us first ya fuckin son of bitches…" she said.
Tayuya gripped at Sakura's neck. Sakura start to suffocate, "Ugh…" she gasped for breath. "SAKURA-SAN!" Kiba growled. Akamaru barked. "Damn it!" Sasuke cursed. "Shikamaru!" Naruto called. Shikamaru was thinking deeply. Neji lost patient, "FUCK IT! Let go of Sakura!" he yelled loudly and dashed towards Tayuya. Sakon got in the way, "Where are you going?" he smirked. Neji glared, "Get outta my way…" he spat.
Gaara used his sands to attack Tayuya but was blocked by Kidoumaru. He had used his webs, "Whoa… Someone is angry" Kidoumaru mocked. Gaara glared, "Shut up" he growled out. Kidoumaru and Gaara fought.
Tayuya placed her kunai dangerously close to Sakura's neck. Sakura gasped for breath. Sasuke activated his Sharingan, "SAKURA!" both him and Neji yelled and they charged towards Tayuya. "Sasuke!" Shikamaru called. Naruto was left fighting with Sakon. "Sasuke! Neji! No!" Soujirou sheathed his katana.
Tayuya smirked and slit Sakura on the throat. "No!" Neji's eyes flared with anger. Sasuke kicked Tayuya on her stomach, 'What? Something's wrong…' he thought. He stared as he sees Tayuya fall onto the floor and disappeared into smokes. Sasuke growled, "I knew it…" he whispered.
Sasuke turned to look at Sakura. Neji had Sakura in his arms. Naruto started to cry, "No… Sakura-chan…" Shikamaru was silent. Soujirou knelt beside Neji, "I can't believe it… I've only met you for few days…" he hugged Sakura. Kiba shut his eyes tight. Akamaru licked Kiba's face to soothe him. Gaara clenched his fists.
"Oh please…" a voice said. Everyone turned their attention to the source of the voice and their eyes widened. Oh yeah… that includes Gaara too. "SAKURA!" all of them called, relieved and surprised. Especially confused. Neji looked at the Sakura in his arms, "But… you were…" he was unable to find his voice.
Sakura rolled her eyes, "Do you really think I would let Tayu-chan kill me?" she said. Tayuya came out; "I fucking heard that…" she glared. Sakura shrugged, "Besides… Sakon and Kidoumaru won't kill me!" she said happily and hugged the two men as they came out. Sakon and Kidoumaru grinned.
Sakura looked at her comrades faces. They were like O.o.
A ruffle in the bushes was heard. Everyone was alarmed. Came out… "JIROUBO!" Tayuya said. Jiroubo looked from her to the seven and back to her, "Did I miss anything?" he asked.
One again… they were like O.o. only this time bigger than usual… If it was possible.
"Now… What the fuck…" Naruto was RUDELY interrupted by Sakura. "NARUTO! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT CURSING!" she yelled. Naruto gulped, "Oh yeah… that was Sakura-chan alright…" he backed away slightly. Sakura crossed her arms. She then felt two arms surround her.
Neji clenched his fists. One again… Everyone went O.o "Yup… it's really Sakura…" Sasuke pulled away. Sakura blinked, went red, and fumed, "What the hell!" she asked incredulously. Sasuke smirked at her response. Everyone laughed except Neji and Gaara.
"Let's go…" Shikamaru sighed tiredly. Sakura pulled Tayuya and the other three together, "Come on!" she said happily. The four sighed, "How did we ever let you convince us?" Sakon groaned. Sakura ignored him.
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I think another more 2 chapters and it will finish. Lol! Finally… Nothing to say…
