Chapter 4:

The Apocalypse Has Come, Duck!

Sonic was running on the outskirts of town when he saw a familiar green hedgehog with an even more familiar pink one. "Beat, what happened over at my house the other day?" Sonic asked in a more aggressive voice than he was used to.

"I guess I have some explaining to do. Well I work for an errrr exclusive organization that requires knowledge of peoples weaknesses and strengths." Beat said "It all started when I was taught by my uncle who was a major in the war. He still has people call him major."

"Major what?" Sonic said interrupting Beat.

"Asshole, Major Asshole. It is a strange last name I know." Beat said with a sigh. "At my family reunion I was surrounded by Assholes. Good thing I changed my last name for job reasons."

"Well I think that I had better go before Amy talks." Sonic said and ran.

"Ohhhh Sonic." Amy said.

"Wait Amy." Beat said. "I know a way to make Sonic never run from you again. And if I can help it there will be a time where you will see a priest saying some certain words."

"Really!" Amy said excited. " It would be helpful." She said eyes shining as she thought of Beat's words. Suddenly Sonic appeared.

"Beat, can I talk to you in private for a minute." Sonic said.

"Okay Sonic." Beat said and followed Sonic.

"Look, Beat I'll take you up on that offer." Sonic said.

"Okay, good, good." Beat said.

"Bye." Sonic said and sped off.

" Did he talk about me?" Amy said.

" Uh no." Beat said. " Amy, can I talk to you for a minute..."

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Sonic was wondering what Beat would do to Amy to cause her to act mature when a knock at a door knocked him out of his thoughts. He open the door and saw Amy. "Uhhh hi Amy, I was about to go on my 6 hour run." Sonic said.

"Wait Sonic." Amy said "I'm not going to tackle you or ask you to marry me anymore Sonic." She said looking down. "If you want to talk to me any more I'll be at my house." She said.

"Amy acting mature? Oh my god! The apocalypse has come, duck!" Sonic said.

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"I'm coming!" Amy said in a singsong voice. She opened the door and saw Sonic. "Sonic?" She said in a mixture of shock and love.

" Hi Amy." Sonic said. "I'm sorry about all the times I hurt your feelings and I'd like to make it up to you. I'd like to take you on a date." Sonic said in a shy voice.

"Let me think about it–yes!" Amy said excited. "I will never tackle you or ask you to marry me anymore!"

"How about tomorrow. Bernard's Botanical Dining at 7:00." Sonic said.

"Okay!" Amy said.

"Radical. Bye." Sonic said speeding off.

"I can't believe it!" Amy said excited.

"Believe it sister." a voice said.

"Hello?" Amy said turning around to see a face of a certain bat. "Rouge!. You scared me to death."

"Sorry Amy." Rouge said. " You're a lucky, lucky girl Amy."

"Why?" Amy asked.

"Knuckles always rebuffs my advances on him." Rouge said. "Well, I gotta go. I just stole the master emerald the 300th time.

"ROUGE!" A loud voice yelled.

"Bye Amy." Rouge said flying away.

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Sonic heard a knock. He opened the door to see Beat. "Hi Beat." He said.

"Hey Sonic" Beat said. "I think I still owe you an explanation Sonic." He said pulling out an item that looked like a hand grenade.

"What is that?" Sonic said partly in fear, partly in shock.

"It's–." Beat was interrupted by an explosion.

"Eggman!" Sonic yelled.

"Who's Eggman?" Beat asked.

"A fatass who builds things to try and destroy me and build the Eggman Empire." Sonic said.

"You mean that weird guy involved in the ARK incident?" Beat asked.

"Yeah." Sonic replied.

"HaHaHa. Sonic your doom is today." A deep voice yelled apparently over a microphone.

"Not on you–. Woah!" Sonic said as the ground trembled.

"ROUGEEEEEEEEEE!" Suddenly Eggman's robot trembled, shook, and did all kinds of crazy crap... Then it fell apart.

"Curse you Sonic!" Eggman yelled as his tiny hover car flew away.

"I'll just be leaving... right about nnnnnow." Beat said leaving.

"Someday I'll find out who you are!" Sonic yelled to nobody.

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It was nighttime at Amy's house. Beat slept on the bottom bunk with Amy on the top. Beat was wondering what he would do next to complete his mission when he noticed Amy was dangerously close to falling off the top. He got into a catching position just in time to catch her.

"Sonic?" She asked.

"Uhhh yeah." Beat said in his perfect imitation of Sonic's voice.

"Mmmmmmm." Amy mumbled before drifting off to sleep. Beat put her back in her bed. His cellphone rang.

"Crap." He mumbled and ran to the bathroom. "Yeah boss?"

"Why did you say Sonic did it?" Beat's boss asked.

"Cause the sooner I can get Sonic and Amy into one place, is the sooner I can complete my mission." Beat said.

"Good." His boss said.

"Remember, I'm the best in the biz. HeHeHe."