Disclaimer: I don't own the actual Riku nor the actual Sora. I DO OWN Riku Lee and... I don't really own Sora 7... But still, Riku Lee and Sora 7 are real people. Mainly me and Sora 7. . I DO OWN "The Riku Lee and Sora 7 Show!"
A/N: This is not one of those... Fan thingies where fans pair themselves up with a character of their dreams who also happens to not exist. They bore me. This is a uh... fanfic version of what I usually post in Yahoo Messenger.
When Kingdom Hearts characters are done dealing with the Heartless and the Nobodies... There's not much to do. So they kinda go random and tell each other jokes. One particular joke is the "Gullible" joke. Since this happened online and I'm not supposed to do those script things, unless I wanted this to be scrapped, I tried to do something else and ended up with this. Remember, if you have any suggestions, do not hesitate to include them in your reviews. Thank you!
First victim - Riku:
"Hey, Riku!"
"Yeah, Seifer?"
"Did you know that gullible can't be found in the dictionary?"
"Really!"
"Hah! You fell for it... Gullible."
"Tch..."
"Nah, Sora still pouts better than you Riku."
"Leave me alone, Seifer."
Second victim - Sora:
"Hey, Sora... Did you know that gullible can't be found in the dictionary?"
"REALLY! Is that true, Riku?"
"Nope. Hah, you're so gullible!"
"Huh?"
"You don't... you don't get it?"
FIVE minutes later...
"Oh I get it, Riku!"
"...That took you long."
Third victim - Tidus
"Tidus! Did you know that you can't find gullible in the dictionary?"
"Huh? No, I'm pretty sure you can find gullible in the dictionary. You almost tricked me, Sora."
"Aww... You didn't fall for it."
Fourth victim - Aeris
"Aeris, did you know that the word 'gullible' can't be found in the dictionary?"
"..."
"Aeris? Hello?"
Aeris is now idle.
"Hey! WHERE'D YOU GO?"
Fifth victim - Yuffie
"Hey, Yuffie!"
"Oh hey, Riku!"
"Did you know that 'gullible' is not found in the dictionary?"
"It's not?"
"Hah! You're so gullible! Hahaha!"
"How was I supposed to know, huh?"
"Hey, you don't have to get mad... but now people are reading about you."
"Haha. Sweet!"
"Your reaction is one of the weirdest... First you're all mad and now you're so happy."
Sixth victim - Axel
"Axel, did you know that gullible is not found in the dictionary?"
"Hmm? It's in mine, Riku. It has a picture of Sora next to it."
"That's a good one. So you know the joke?"
"No..."
"I told Yuffie that 'gullible' wasn't found in the dictionary. She fell for it so I called her gullible. Then I pointed at her and laughed."
"Ah. That is funny."
"Maybe I should write about this."
"Go! You should!"
Seventh victim - Roxas
"Roxas! Did you know that 'gullible' isn't found in the dictionary?"
"Maybe you spelled it wrong, Riku."
"Hah! Gullible!"
"...I actually checked a dictionary and found the word."
"Woah! You even went and checked it! Hahaha! You're even worse than Sora!"
"..."
Yeah, I know that sucked. I'll improve this when I have the time.
There ya go, Axel. I turned it into a fanfic.
