Insanity rise: Hiya! I finally updated this! This chapter isn't that funny in my perspective, but thanks for all those reviews guys! I really hope you'll take the time to review this chapter too as it means a lot to me! It's been so long since I've written anything, and half of this has been sitting on my computer since summer so I thought I'd at least finish it. I hope you like it!
Chapter 3
The Bandaide Rukes All!
"Jiraiya," Orochimaru grumbled, his words barely audible for the many children running around the room screaming like crazed animals, "get them under control!"
"What was that," Jiraiya asked, unable to make out the words as he was practically pulled to the floor by the insane children, "you're going to have to speak louder!"
"I said get them under control," Orochimaru said rather loudly, his eyes burning with agitation. Jiraiya only stared at him dumbly.
"Huh?"
"GET THESE BRATS UNDER CONTROL RIGHT NOW!" Orochimaru screamed with rage, the room practically shaking with the sound pf his voice. The room suddenly fell into a hushed silence, all eyes on the obviously agitated Sannin. Jiraiya just stood there with his mouth wide open, just like all those people in the movies!
"Right," his right eye twitched slightly, still staring. Sighing and shaking his head, he turned to the crowd of overactive children.
"Good morning kids," Jiraiya did hid best to smile, clapping his hands together loudly as though addressing a crowd, "Settle down!"
The kids all stared at him with what could have been considered stupid glances, like they wondered if they should listen to the creepy man with the crazy hair or not. The snake ninja only scared them more, these children decided. They all continued to ogle Jiraiya, a quiet cough seeming to echo in the looming silence.
"Alright then," Jiraiya gave them a more approving look, "we need to lay down some ground rules."
"Or chaos will ensue, "Orochimaru added spitefully, growling at the giraffe that seemed to enjoy staring at him with its hollow black eyes.
"Oro," Jiraiya warned, turning back to the gaping children, "alright now does any one have a pen?"
"I DO!" A rather hyper looking little girl jumped up and offered him a pen covered in pictures of kitties and a purple bandaide barely sticking to it. Jiraiya peeled the bandaide off and tossed it out the window.
Outside the window
A poor man is mowing the lawn when a strange purple object flies out of the window and right in front of him. His eyes grew wide as the lawn mower devours the item and suddenly explodes in a big, very very big, BOOM! The man stares dumbly, covered in ash while a purple bandaide falls onto his nose. He coughs slightly.
Back to the Sannin!
"I HEAR BOOM BOOM!" A little boy jumped around the room screaming, that is until he ran into the wall. Orochimaru chuckled, receiving a dark glare from Jiraiya. Jiraiya turned back to the children(having no idea of the damage he had just cuased)
"Well then," he took a piece of paper from his pocket, "first of all-"
"AH!" The hyper girl squealed, her eyes welling with tears, "where is Mr. Miff Miff?"
"Mr…what," Jiraiya's right eye twitched, having no clue what the child was talking about.
"My bandaide you dummy," the girl cried, "I want Mr. Miff Miff back!"
"It's okay-"
"MR. MIFF MIFF!"
Orochimaru's facial expression: O.O
"Okay okay calm down," Jiraiya gave a tense smile, shoving his hand into his pocket. The children watched as he searched about in his pocket for something they didn't know of. Finally he smiled dumbly, Orochimaru just rolled his eyes.
"Here you go," Jiraiya smiled, handing the girl a shiny blue paperclip(watch it people those things are worth millions), "Isn't that better than some dumb bandaide."
"Oh," The girl clapped her hands, "I'll call it Miff Miff the Second…wait….Mr. Miff Miff I miss youuuuuuuuuuu!"
"Blast it I almost had it," Jiraiya slapped himself in the face.
" Excuse me mister," a "expensive" looking boy with large glasses stepped up to Jiraiya, "but I do believe it is time for you to take roll."
"Oh," Jiraiya gritted his teeth, "okay."
The boy pointed to a clipboard sitting nearby. Jiraiya waded through the flood of children to the paper and glanced at the long list of names. He took the pen in his hand, and turned to the crowd to address them.
"Alright, Is Billie McGilly here?"
"Here," a boy with messy brown hair and a missing tooth waved his hand hysterically. Jiraiya sighed.
"Okay, how about Clarice Banks?"
"Here I am," the same girl with the kitten smiled, hugging to kitten (that appeared to be choking by the way) even tighter. Jiraiya couldn't stifle a pang of sorrow for the gasping feline. He then called out a very long list of names, receiving a "here" or a "yeah" from each child, finally he reached the end.
"Alright," he announced, "if anyone isn't here say "not here" or I will assume you are all present."
There was a dead silence.
"Good Jiraiya smiled, for once he was getting somewhere, "now then let us get started, what do you kids usually do first?"
"I know I know," one girl raised her hand. Jiraiya nodded at her. She squealed with glee( a sound Jiraiya seems to be hearing quite often today)
"Normally we go outside and play first," she announced. Jiraiya couldn't help but wonder if that was such a good idea, but nonetheless, he couldn't break the usual schedule. He just hoped Orochimaru would start playing his part, instead sitting lazily in a chair like he was now. If he kept that up, Jiraiya had to wonder if he would even see tomorrow. Sighing, he gave Orochimaru a quick side glance.
"Alrighty I guess that will work, "he sighed, "come one then."
"YAY!" The children cheered as they were led out the door by the Sannin, Orochimaru simply dragged on behind. Jiraiya followed the children out the front door for they obviously knew where they were going, spotting a large playground only a short distance away. As he walked down the front steps, a man with burnt hair and his front covered in burnt ash stepped up to him. Jiraiya gave him a confused look. The man glared at him, and walked off(oh where's his mower now eh?)
"What'd I do," Jiraiya asked in exasperation, realizing this day wasn't ending anytime soon…
