Cloud and the others awited for Yuffie and Vincent, then they saw Vincent, looking rather... How do you say it annoyed, and Yuffie was chuckleing. Vincent was being carried by her, because he couldn't walk as fast as she could now, and then there was the fact he couldn't run that well, without takeing a belly flop and smacking the floor.

"Morning, sleepenstien!" said Tifa with her bright and cheery smile. (My mom calls me that when i sleep to 12:00PM everyday.Sleep-in-st-ine)

"Mfph... Mworning." said Vincent as he rubbed his eyes.

"Well I guess, Yuffie told you about the results?" asked Cloud.

"Yeah..."

"So what're we gonna have ta do ta get cha back to normal?" asked Barret.

"Iw'm nwot swure." said Vincent in his annoyed voice, apparently, he was not the best morning person to talk to...Ever...

"Woah, some one's cranky!" laughed Cid.

"Well Cid, wouldn't you be too if you were an infant?" asked Red.

Vincent finally couldn't bare it, he slid out of Yuffie's arms, and stormed into his room and closed the door. He hated being pointed out when he wasn't haveing a good morning, especially if he can't age, and he was stuck in the body of an infant untill death. Another thing that got him was, he was so young, that no one took him seriously, they all mocked him, or told him he can't do this or that. Vincent went to the darkest corner of his room and started to cry, he made damn sure that no one could hear him or see him.

"...I think we really pissed him off, I mean I've seen him mad, but since he's younger he must have one hell of a temper." said Cid.

"It's your guys fault for messing with him, you know when he first wakes up, he is like a vampire being awoken with holy water dumped on him." said Cloud.

"I'll go talk to him." said Yuffie.

Yuffie walked quietly into his room, he was well hidden for such a sun lit room. Yuffie then remembered why they gave him, or made him go to this room.


"Vincent where are you!" said Yuffie running into the dimly lit room.

"I'm right here." said Vincent.

"Where!" asked Yuffie.

"Get off!" said Vincent as he pushed her off she crashed into the door and sunlight hit the room, bounced off the mirror into Vincent's eyes, then he fell backwards causeing a his materia to fly into the air, hit the ceiling and activated. The Highwind was grounded for weeks afterwards.


"Vinnie? Hey, we wanna see you." said Yuffie.

"Why! So you an intwagonwize mwe agwain!" said Vincent, inbetween sobs, and cries.

"Hey..." said Yuffie as she finally realized where he was keeping himself hidden. She scooped him up with much difficulty, for he squirrmed and fought his way away from Yuffie.

"Wet mwe gwo!" said Vincent, looking up at her with a frustrated face.

"Shhh... Vinnie, we were just playing." said Yuffie, holding his head up against her cheast and strokeing his healthy raven hair. He clenched onto her shirt with his small hands, whimpered her burried his face into her shirt. Vincent was like I said not a good morning person, and the only thing worse than Vincent, in the morning and if you piss him off he'll go gun point at you, is probably a younger Vincent with just as short of a temper fuse and bad at controlling his emotions.

Yuffie, finally walked out of the room, holding onto Vincent, who wouldn't look at anyone to save his life, smiled and said, "He'll think about forgiving you."

"Well that's a relief, at least we know when he gets older, he won't pull the Metal Gear Solid crap, where we all were the targets, and had to kill all of them for pissing him off." said Cid.


"Yo Vincent, wazzup!" said Barret smacking Vincent on the back makeing his face go into his coffee cup, and spiting out whatever coffee was in his mouth.

"What... Are you doing... Barret!" asked Vincent inbetween chokes and coughs.

"Oh sorry didn't know you was drinkin' coffee." said barret as he walked off.

Later on that horrendus morning... Tifa had droped clothes on him, because she didn't see him in the chair, Cloud smacked him in the head with his buster sword, Cid droped his ash tray on Vincent, Red burnt his cape, Cait Sith's megaphone malfunctioned against his ear... Finally Vincent went out side, but little did he know Yuffie was out there.

"Urgh... I think I'm gonna barf!" said Yuffie.

"No don't even think about it!" barked Vincent.

"I think I'm gonna---" said Yuffie then throwing up all over Vincent..

"THAT'S IT, You all have tried the REMIANING PATIENCE I HAD LEFT!" said vincent pulling out his gun as he shot at everyone who had pissed him off that morning... Thus is the explaination of the beining of my story.


"Yeah that would be better than that." said everyone but Vincent in chorus. Vincent glared at everyone almost, except Cloud and Yuffie.

"Maybe Iw'll pwull thwat stwunt agwain iwf you dwon't stwop tweaseing mwe after Iw first wake up..." said vincent in a dead serious voice that no one would dare to make fun of even if he was an infant. Everyone gulped, they also remembered on that same day Vincent had turned into chaos and was trying to kill everyone.

"Uh..Er... Right! So uhh... Were we headin next?" asked Cid trying to get the attention off Vincent.

"We're going to Nibelhiem maybe we can see if some one saw Sephiroth or Vincent get deaged." said Cloud.

"Awright to Nibelheim we go!" said Barret, and thus they took off.