Shoes.

Don't own, don't sue.

Chapter 2: Poor Iggy

Max burst open the door to the shoe store, Nudge, Iggy, and Fang trudging behind. They were taken away from safe and comfort of the hideout,...to go buy shoes. and to leave Gazzy and Angel by themselves. Oh well, priorities first, right?

Max walked over to a row of shoes.

"These shoes rule." She said, dropping a pair into Iggy's hands, who nearly fellinto a display rack from the surprise.

She eyed another pair. "These shoes suck." She said, throwing them behind her and hitting Iggy in in the head. He fell over.

"These shoes RULE." Max cooed over a third pair, dropping them for poor Iggy to collect. He tried to pick them up, but Max ran into him, senidng him toppling over.

"These shoes SUCK." she yelled, throwing another pair in random directions. Fortunately, Iggy was prepared , and hid in the dressing room until Fang had to go draw him out when they were ready to leave.

But, Max closed the door on him on the way out. "WATCH IT, YOU DUMB BLIND LITTLE SKANK!" she yelled behind her.

Poor Iggy.

They walked in another store. "Oh, my God. Shoes."

Max took off.


...And watch me effortlessly half ass a story! nxt xhapter up soon.