The New York Streets were, as usual, filled with cars flying by at ridiculous speeds manipulated by unreasonably bad drivers. Sounds of honking horns, breaking windows, and screaming tree stumps filled the air.

All this completely cancelled out the tune blasting from Kirby's apartment if you were far enough away, obviously. It was unheard by everyone except the very local barber who slept right outside Kirby's apartment.

A car swerved up the path to Kirby's house and into his driveway. A mysterious figure who's name, which is Mewtwo, will never be announced, stepped out of the car and floated to the door and broke it down. Kirby turned the radio off as Mewtwo slowly elevated the gun.

"Give me all your money," Mewtwo whispered quietly. Kirby knew that this was an unneccesary word to add since most whispers are generally not very loud.

"Yeah, hold on a sec.," said Kirby. He walked over toward his phone as Mewtwo slowly hovered forward angrily.

"Who are you calling?" he shouted loudly, another much needed word.

"The police," he said, dialing the number. "I don't think so. Put down the phone or I'll shoot!"

Kirby proceeded to dial the number and held the phone up to his ear.

"HANG UP OR I'LL--"

"Will you shut up for one second? Can't you see I'm one the phone? Criminals," Kirby added under his breath.

"Don't you know this is serious?"

"The police will be over in a second."

"That's it, I'm gonna--"

"Hold on, not yet. The police aren't here yet."

"Oh, sorry." Mewtwo unawarely lowered his gun.

Soon enough, the police showed up and Mewtwo was taken away.

"Later, man," Kirby said indifferently as Mewtwo was taken away.

The next day, Kirby walked along the sideway, waving to the barber along the way. He crossed the street as cars drove by at incredible speeds, just missing Kirby as he carelessly continued on, smiling at the breeze. The breeze smiled back. This was creepy so Kirby slightly changed direction.

When he got to a dumpster, he saw few gangsters: Ness, Young Link and Popo were all "smoking" happy crack, pretending to be dangerous until real gangsters came along and threw them in a dumpster.

"What's up, guys?"said Kirby.

"Not much," said one gangster, "we just came over to take care of the wannabes. We be's—we be's heading out, now."

"Take it easy, man."

Kirby opened the dumpster as the gangsters left. Ness, Young Link and Popo all climbed out.

"They were trying to player-hate on us," Young Link whined. "I think they stole our drugs," he added, searching the dumpster.

"I doubt it," Kirby said.

"Come on," said Ness. "That new badass sandwhich shop is open. They're looking to hire people!"

"I don't want a job," said Kirby.

"Yeah, but I'm hungry. LET'S GO!" shouted Popo and raised his hand with a thumbs up as if to signal a montage. However, when nothing happened, he lowered his hand and they continued to the Sandwhich Shop, reading the sign that said "Best pancakes anywhere."

When they entered, Kirby saw the homeless barber there.

"I got a job!" he grinned.

"My foreshadowing worked!" exclaimed Ness.

"Yeah, why don't you cut hair if you're a barber, though?" asked Kirby.

The barber jumped out the window out of confusion, and into more confusion, causing service to slow down drastically and complaints to file and the Sandwhich Shop was closed before the first meal.

This is pretty weird. The "Best pancakes anywhere" joke is a reference to Dairy Queen, which says it has the "Best chicken strips anywhere" when no one knows it for that, particularly because it has "DAIRY" in it.