Roaches

I'm pretty sure we're all in the same page when it comes to our eternal loathing for such disgusting insects.

And with Fate being a bitch, she decided to drop one on my desk, which in turn resulted in me jumping, hitting my knees under the desk and proceeded to enact a witch hunt for the damned insect. With that said, the past is in the past, the roach is dead and now I have bruised knees. I made double sure that the insect was dead when I wrapped it around in tissue and proceeded to crush it. Satisfied, I threw the tissue to my small trash bin and continued playing.

Sadly, I couldn't select option B, the damned roach dropped in during that time, the impact of my knees under my desk must've accidentally clicked the fourth option. I looked back at my screen to see Sir BoinkGeminid leaning back. I placed my headset back to my ears just in time to hear the end of Sir BoinkGeminid's 'WRRRRYYY'.

I had initially thought that this mod has already shown me everything. I was severely mistaken when I spotted a bar appear above Amber.

Affinity

-20/100

Huh, who would've thought that this mod was also part dating simulation? Damn, I lost twenty points for that dialogue option. Well, its not exactly my fault, it was the cockroach's fault for making me accidentally select the fourth option. Stupid cockroach. I guess I must make up for what I did then?

A few minutes of just listening to dialogue before something popped up. Its was a small window asking for my character's age. Does it really matter though? I merely shrugged and just pressed '1' on my keyboard and proceed to drag it all the way to '0'. Amber's face twitched before; she nursed her head. Was there an age parameter for each reaction?

"Sorry, I must've misheard you, but did you say you're 1,234,567,890 years old?" she asked.

Another mini screen popped up confirming my age. I moved my mouse towards the 'yes'.

"Yes, I am over a billion years old," Sir BoinkGeminid said.

I gave a chuckle seeing Amber's hair slowly fray out. She looked like she's holding on her last vestiges of sanity.

"REMNANT HASN'T EVEN EXISTED BEFORE THAT!" Amber shouted.

Affinity

-30/100

Wha- how did I lose points?! Scratch that, I knew how I lost points. Age is actually important in this mod, I shrugged while muttering a soft 'meh'. I left-clicked, continuing the dialogue. Amber's shoulder shook, she looked at me.

"Prove it to me. Prove to me that what your saying is actually true,"

A. "I have nothing here that could prove you, but I am not lying,"

B. "It would take practical demonstration to prove it to you,"

C. "I don't need to prove you anything, hmph,"

D. "I can make the Relics…"

The last option quirked my interest. Is that dialogue referring to the Relics which I saw earlier? I'll choose that option, seems like an interesting choice.

"I can make the Relics…," Sir BoinkGeminid said.

There was mute silence for a moment before Amber started laughing out loud to the point that she started to tear up. I raised my eyebrow, the laughing continued for a few more seconds. Once she was done, she wiped a tear from her eyes before locking eyes with Sir BoinkGeminid again. Her elation turned to confusion.

"Y-You're actually serious?"

Another notification popped up, this time it actually caught my interest.

Your standing with Amber's faction will be affected. Do you wish to continue?

(YES) (NO)

Obviously, I didn't back down. She was mocking me, and I am now slightly offended, I get that she's a fictional character and it's stupid that I'm challenging her. Nevertheless, this seems like an interesting quest line, I'll do it. I hovered my mouse to the 'yes' option and clicked it.

"Very well, I'll prove to you that I can make them," Sir BoinkGeminid said.

This answer seemed to have annoyed Amber, she scoffed before quipping with a mocking smirk. "Good luck with that,"

After going through the tedious task of returning back to Terraria, asking the Guide the ingredients for crafting each Relic. Crafting the Relics were simple enough, I needed a lot of Dark Essence, Light Essence, souls of every variant and a new ore called 'Cosmic Bar'. To start, I needed to craft Light Essence, simple enough, I just needed to purify the Dark Essence that I have with 100 Purifying Powder.

Problem is, I'll run out of Dark Essence, to tackle this problem, I'll answer it like a lazy person.

One word: Duplication.

With that in mind, I saved and exited my world and created a private multiplayer server. Did the steps require to make the duplication glitch happen, four bars place in a 2x2 formation, Chest, above, remove the bottom bars and replace them with a crafting table, remove the Chest and replace it with an Item Frame, finally, removing the crafting table by mining the right side before finally, placing the second Item Frame just below the first one.

A smile was on my face, Sir BoinkGeminid held the Dark Essence, with my mouse hovering on the top Item Frame I right clicked and began the duplication. Once I was satisfied with the amount, I then created a couple of Light Essence and then duplicated those as well. With Light and Dark Essence checked off my list, I need to know how to craft Cosmic Bar.

Problem is, I don't know the materials to make it. But I'll try to guess it, since it's called Cosmic Bar, it's probably related to space items, one of the space related items that I know is Luminite Bar, Sir BoinkGeminid went down to my storage, grabbed the stack of Luminite Bars and approached the Guide.

Boom

Alright to craft Cosmic Bars I need Fallen Stars and combine them with Luminite Bars. Additional information; there are new items: Luminite Forge and Cosmic Anvil. I assume it's a special forge used to craft the bars; I'll craft those in Remnant. I had Sir BoinkGeminid around my base, making sure I have all of the items that I needed. Happy, I grabbed the mirror and went back.

When I returned, Amber was standing in the same spot, a little amused at Sir BoinkGeminid's appearance. I moved my character around, until I stopped at the corner of the room. Selecting the Luminite Forge, which I had crafted beforehand, a highlight of the furnace was shown. It looked similar to the Adamantite Forge except it was purple in colour. Plopping it down, I then crafted the Cosmic Bars.

A pop up screen showed up asking me how much Cosmic Bars I needed to make. I set it so that I could get two full stacks of Cosmic Bars, happy, I clicked the confirm button. The screen faded to black and I get to watch a cool cutscene of Sir BoinkGeminid forging, sparks flew around, but he was undeterred. I watched him place a Luminite Bar and a Fallen Star in the forge. The screen faded to black once more before lighting back up, this time it showed Sir BoinkGeminid, taking out the vessel which contained the molten alloy. The screen faded to black once more and coming back for me to watch Sir BoinkGeminid removing the vessel, revealing the Cosmic Bar.

It looked beautiful; it was a bar that had the visage of space, it had the stars and the darkness of space. The screen blacked our one last time before coming back with me back in control. I checked Sir BoinkGeminid's inventory to see two full stacks of Cosmic Bars. With that done, I then crafted the Cosmic Anvil. Watching though the whole sequence once more and I have the Cosmic Anvil.

I plopped down the anvil just next to the forge before begun the crafting for each Relic. Another animation sequence of Sir BoinkGeminid making the item. Once the cutscene was done, I had the Relic of Choice. I proceeded to do the same for the rest. Once they were done, I read the description for all of them.

Relic of Choice

Accessory

'100% critical damage, 50% Critical Strike Chance, Special Attribute: upon certain health you can tame enemies and fight alongside you'

Relic of Destruction

Accessory

'200% Damage Amplification, 50% Knockback, Special Attribute: You can combine three attacks and use them as one'

Relic of Knowledge

Accessory

'200% Spell Amplification, 50% Critical Strike Chance Special Attribute: You no longer require mana to cast spells'

Relic of Creation

Accessory

'200% Summon Damage,50% Summon Knockback, Special Attribute: You can summon you minions endlessly'

Holy shit, these accessories are actually good. Especially the Relic of Destruction and Relic of Knowledge. Imagine, shooting Lunar Flare, Razorblade Typhoon and Last Prism all at once, at the cost of no mana! Well, I know which items I'm changing, definitely keeping these. I should show these Relics to Amber so that I can finish this quest.

I moved the mouse to turn Sir BoinkGeminid around only to see a shocked Amber. Not long after she fainted.


A/N: Do you ever just... craft Relics on a daily basis?