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A/N: ah, yes! Another ficcy! It's mainly humour/ romance. It does have some serious/dark elements as well – you have been warned!

Now I have 3 fics to deal with #grins# I can't help it – but it does help me to a certain degree – hope you like! Written in Katzi's POV after intro.

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Introduction

In the Reikai realm, they were classed as 'outlawed murderers', in the Makai realm they were known as the 'unmarked' and in the Ningenkai, they were known as a 'pain in the ass' – meet the spirit world's wanted criminals – let's have a look at their wanted files shall we?

Name: Katzi aka Yumiko when in human form

Age: 350? (Looks 18)

Appearance: Long azure hair, kept in a platted ponytail. Has ashen grey irises that has a habit of wondering over any good-looking demon/human male when 'in season'. Pale skinned (no sunshine in Artican country). Wears a simple yet efficient grey tunic outfit. As a human she has brown hair and blue eyes.

Species: Artican-wolf Youkai (snow wolf).

These little buggers have a problem keeping their hands off of shiny objects and explosives. Usually the females are masters in defence whilst males are masters in offence. Strategist to the core, they're usually one-step ahead of their opponents (apart from Yokos – they tie). The rest remains unknown.

Weaponry: Snow/ice – in ultimate crises or out of sheer brutality – chandelier tree seeds (a bit like the death plant only colder in temperature) and TNT are used.

Weaknesses: - Handsome Males or are in 'suitable condition', sparkly objects, Fox Fire and certain poison plants. Vodka.

Name: Razi aka Ryoko when in human form

Age: 300 (Looks 17)

Appearance: Has waist length black/blue hair that's tied into a high pony tail, has dark brown/almost black irises. Wears one sliver hoop earring on the left ear and two up at the top of the ear on the right; a pendent of a sliver dragon around the neck also; a black leather glove with bits of gold /brass grafted around the tips of the fingers, in between their joints and over the top of the hand. As a human she looks the same only she has green eyes instead of red.

Species: Dragon

Not much is known about them. Apart from the fact some of them can be as old as 20,000. Dragon skins are impervious to 'normal' spirit attacks/magic.

Weaponry: Fire/Shadow. Levitation up to 1 meter is an advantage when summoning dragons (although she ends up summoning worm dragons instead – see weaknesses) and getting out of the way when Katzi's running away from the victim to be. This misfit is quite attached to her rather large three barrelled gun.

Weaknesses: -Light, earth, water attacks, coldness and silver bullets. What exceeds in offence lacks in defence – and IQ.

So, now that you've look at their files you're probably wondering why the spirit world and its detectives are after them. It simple, not only they were paid to kill important humans (like emperors, MPs and Headmasters) by crime overlords, but they've stolen many weaponry and mystical objects. How the hell they did it was beyond the detectives, because most of the time they'd mess up or forget to check the person's pulse. Don't get me wrong, they were skilled at their job – the elite even! They just seemed to be lucky.

For quite some time their whereabouts and human form/names were unknown. Until now that is. Welcome to world of Razi and Katzi; students of DHigh.

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A large crowd had circled itself around the latest victim – a 24 year old MP who had his head ripped off and his body made to look like a tattered rag.

Two CSI's were talking whilst the police were trying to handle the public.

"Step aside! Jeeze is that really Mr Yamada?"

"Yeah Poor bastard's been made into mince-meat I'd say...early hours this morning?"

"How murders has that been now? 4? 5?"

"7, a young woman was brought in last night"

"Dam them! They just keep piling up! Have you any idea who they could be?"

"We think they could be men aged around 21, we're checking the gym areas now for likely suspects"

Meanwhile, we slipped away from it all and began walking towards Sarayashiki territory as it was the one only route that leads directly home. Razi of them kicked a stone so hard that it made a dent in the trash can. I could tell she was pissed off .

"How the hell can those humans think it was a bunch of 21 year olds? Males too!"

"Razi, as long as they think that we'll be ok and undetected by those detectives." I looked up in thought as I stuffed my hands into my coat pockets.

Razi tried to convince me that her methods would be more suitable than my 'softly-softly' approach.

"But Katzi it's only a matter of time when they see through our human disguises and exploit us. I say we find this Yusuke and his cronies, fill their bodies with cold, hard bullets and have their heads for trophies!"

"We could do that...." I said, almost having that mischievous glint in my eye "but then looking at their history of having no losses as of such, I would prefer to do homework than engage battle with them"

Razi started to laugh and put her hand on my shoulder. "You just don't want to run into Kurama do you? What is it with you wolves and Yokos huh?"

"Quite simple, try fighting one during their mating season – they're right tricky buggers! If it wasn't for the fact that I managed to make a tundra wall last time, who knows what would have happened to me!"

"Duh! You would have been walking bow-legged for a few weeks!"

"God! Razi! Must you come out with that!? I believe one bottle of Vodka should wipe that memory clean...."

Suddenly the clouds began to darken and in no time the raindrops began to hammer like steel drums on the river's surface. Razi, being a fire/shadow dragon, hated this type of weather as it made her weak and drowsy. It didn't bother me really because it usually bounced off and became little snowflakes. Problem is that it looks like I've got a bad case of dandruff.

"C'mon....I'm gonna fall asleep at this rate" slowly grinding herself to a halt just as we got past the school.

"Ok, ok....so that's the school Yusuke goes to eh? Looks ok to me, a lot of energy can be felt here. Looks like a shit-hole though." I guided my half-asleep companion most of the way until we ran into a group of thugs half-way home. Does their IQ even reach around the 10 mark? #sighs# appears not.

"Well, well....look what we have here boys,l DHigh students – girls too! Looks like we're finally gonna have some fun after all"

I have no idea who he is, but he seriously needs to cut that shabby hairdo – he looks like he's been through a few rounds with Mike Tyson.

Walking past them I sneered.

"We'd love to play and all boys, but I'm afraid we don't play with toys from the reject bin"

The last thing I need is for Razi to start.

"OK! Which mother-fucker is holding me up? 'cause I have a Barrel gun that has bullets with YOUR names on it!"

Too late, she started to blast them into smithereens as I'm just creating a heavy mist to conceal us, dragging her away as fast as I could go.

"Come along Razi, you can stop firing now! We're outside our apartment now!"

"#growls# Fine. What's the body count?"

"6 out of 8" I calmly stated.

"I missed 2?"

"Well, you skimmed one of the guy's ears off and the second one – you somehow manage to shoot him up the arse"

"Well he won't be able to sit down for while then...or do anything with it as a matter of fact"

"Make that 2 bottles of Vodka...."

I turned the keys and we walked inside. It's not bad – it's a cosy, welcoming apartment with the odd pot of Blue roses and Razi's Snap Dragon growing wildly in the corner.

Razi decided to stretch her dragon wings and swished her tail about as she flips the T.V on. At least we can be normal in here. #changes form#

"Question, how comes I've never seen you eat human flesh? All the years I've been around you, I've never seen you even tuck into a man's intestine."

Shrugging, I replied back

"Because....we eat mainly cattle and herbivorous Youkai, like oxen, horse, bison ect...now and again we'll eat foxes but that's only if we're desperate. Unlike you dragons that eat almost anything and everything, Wolves will eat if necessary"

"Fair enough.........bloody hell T.V is shit today, hey, how about the spirit channel you installed the other day? I wanna see that midget Koenma sweat as he's being grilled by the press!"

I could hear her sarcastic laugh creeping up as she flipped on to the channel bang on time – to Razi, seeing Koenma like this was just as good as imagining him being cast into the fiery shadows of hell.

"We cannot quite determine where these so-called 'outlawed murderers' are but we have the best of our detectives hunting them down as we speak"

An ogre pressman cautiously held out a microphone.

"w-w-we believe that these two have not been captured for over 175 years, were they connected in anyway with Youko Kurama's gang?"

"Certainly not!! There is a fine line between legendary thieves and lucky outlaws!"

There goes the T.V – out of the window and onto someone's car....I'll have to buy a new one with our pay checks.

"LUCKY OUTLAWS!! Not so much as of the outlaw please! I prefer to use the term 'exterminators'"

#chuckles# "I agree. Mind you, if it wasn't for the fact that Kurama went to human world and his partner kicked the bucket...we'd still be pick-pocketing."

She lazed about on the sofa, making little puffy clouds of fire.

"Do you think we'll ever get caught?"

"Nah, we've been unnoticed for 175 years, what else could go wrong?"

Suddenly there was a knock at the door. Obviously I changed back into human form but Razi decided to stay as she was whilst I went to answer it.

"Hello---oh shit....."

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A/N: read and review please ;; it will get better later on.