A/N: whoohoo!! Here we have…Razi's POV! I was gonna do this for chapter 5 but nah, I made it earlier. Enjoy!

P.s: she's a Dragon, she's fiery, she's more likely going to swear than Katzi – you have been warned.

Put downs of the week! (I saw this and thought what Kuwabara might say about Hiei)

'He's so short he can sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle his feet'.

'He is so short; when it rains he is always the last one to know'.

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Is she? Isn't she? It's hard to tell if she's getting a kick out of this. Why are those bozo's staring?? What's the matter? Never seen woman suck frost saliva out of a victim's thigh?? #groans# Pathetic, truly pathetic.

"She'd better be doing this properly – my Katana could do with a red coating"

That arrogant cunt!! #snarls# if he so much as land a toenail on her I'll rip his balls out and feed it to my snap dragon plant!

I placed my hands on my hips in jest.

"Aha, he stirs……"

"Shut up Onna, you're starting to look intelligent"

"Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested"

#smirks# didn't like that did you? Heh heh one-nil to the dragoness!

"Razi – now if you please" That was Katzi signalling me to knock her out with the stun-gun but I misfired and it hit the carrot-top in the head. Not that it did a lot to him anyways.

"Razi……….stop messing about and hit me!"

"Ok, ok um…here goes!"

#WHAM!# the next thing I saw as Kurama was getting up, he was being pushed back down by a KO's Wolf.

"Could it possible if you could get this woman off of me!? She weighs a tonne!"

"Don't be so dam rude, she's only 6ft ½ and barely an ounce of fat on her! You're just weak" I snapped, rolling her over and lifting him by the scruff of his neck, plonking him on the floor. He writhed with the pain. Good.

"Now, you can get that plant out of her considering she saved your life"

"What makes you think that Kurama will do just that?" Yusuke cocked an eyebrow at me, assertive aren't we?

Now, here's the thing, I'm just over 7ft, impervious to spirit attacks and he thinks he can be the big-I am….nuh-uh…it doesn't work like that.

"Either he does or he doesn't wake up tomorrow. Anyone who opposes will simply be slaughtered. I don't care what happens to me after that"

Kurama nodded finally and told us lot to go out of the room whilst he sees to her personally – #Has a thought# #sniggers#

"What are you laughing at?"

"heh heh Nothing shrimp, but I think I'll be needing some Vodka bottle later on – we could do with letting ourselves go for a bit" I shrugged, personally myself I wanted to have a private party but knowing those lot, me and Katzi won't even be allowed to have party-poppers. #frowns childishly#

"I thought I'd let you know that you two are sleeping outside in the rickety old shed – I hear we're have a few days of storms heh heh heh"

Why that lill'!! I have Demon rights y'know!! I wish that disgusting, fucked up asshole would crawl up a Minotaur's ass and die!!

Katzi finally stormed-out of the room, red-faced and shuddering with disgust – what happened???

"Don't….ask…" Her eyes flickered icily as she pulled out a small bottle of Vodka that was stashed somewhere in the pockets of her cloak.

Of course I'm not going to ask her now, maybe later on tonight or when the others have gone and left us in peace. But still, it doesn't stop me from asking the - …HAHAHAHAAAA!!! #wipes a tear from her eyes# I've just heard that Kurama got more than he bargained for…resulting in Katzi giving him a quick hard flick on the nose (either that or she's smacked him one, but I'd go with the first one). Of course that made his nose bleed and now she thinks he's a pervert! Oh this is too much!! I'm going to bust a gut at this rate!

A few hours and a couple of bottles later, we were in the shed, sleeping on concrete floor and more or less sloshed #hic# so, to make it more homely, we just started to plaster the place with plants (not that we could because we'd end up smashing the pots by accident).

"I'd like to #hic# give that #hic# what do you call them again? #hic#"

"Detectives Razi #hic# ouuu….room's doing the #hic# spinny thing again #hic#"

She had the giggles. She even started laughing and the gardening fork because she name its spikes after them. Then she sniggered out the words 'pricks'.

"hey hey!" Falling forward, waving my talon in a sloppy hush manor. "I…I think I have a brain wave!"

"shhh! #hic# they might tune in and #hic# sabotage it!"

"You're #urrrrp!# so fucking right Katzi! Where's the tin hats!?"

"At home! #hic# with the rest of the…."

She stopped suddenly. Was she going to pass out? Doubt it; I don't know anyone who could out-drink her yet.

Clumsily in her drunk state she pulled out from under that cloak of hers (she got vodka, car keys, maps, compasses, the odd hand cuffs – everything!) This rather odd thimble, t'was adorned in gold tribal patterns and at the tip – was a rose cut dimond. Fetches a good price in the black market next to human intestines.

"You're gonna start sowing at this time of #hic# day??"

"No…..this little 'thimble' I stole quite a while back – can break through any Talisman. I believe it was forged by Oragon of Darken Forest in the first season of the Makai Sakura tree"

"wha?"

"1203 twit"

"ohhhhh…"

"c'mon, we're breaking out tonight and we'll celebrate by robbing the blood bank"

"YAY! #hic#"

Quickly we dashed towards the hidden gates in excitement; well couldn't wait to get out of this shit hole that's for sure! But still, we had to be verrrrrrrrry quiet and in our human forms.

Katzi (aka Yumiko) plonked the thimble onto her index finger and struck the gate, forcing the once stubborn pieces of paper into submission.

"Finally!" I muttered. I can quite impatient sometimes – we could of blasted it open….but then the others would of heard. And we'd be dragged back to the shed.

#Turns into her human form#

Ahhh…the fresh air of the city! My wing's still pretty much useless at mo but levitation still has the same affect – even if I can only lift myself up to a meter.

"Doesn't it seem odd to you Ryoko?" Yumiko quizzed, just as she ripped out the guard's throat.

"Yeah, he didn't even see that coming….idiot"

"No, not that…we're not being followed"

"Now that you mention it….you'd think they'd of at least suspected our disappearance unless….."

"Unless what?"

"If Hiei had hold of your wing, which is still bleeding, Kurama's probably drowsy - recovering from the effects of the Tundra fang taken out of him then that would mean…"

"It would mean that my blood would have got into Hiei's system someway and sent him into hallucinations! YEAH!!! 1-0 to me!!"

"My dear friend, don't you realise that it was only a smear of your blood?"

Hell, I didn't care, as long as I've done SOMEthing to get back at that smarmy git! As you and I know about those two humans – once they sleep – they stay asleep! This is what I call more than lucky! This was fate! Thank the dragon lords for giving me that opportunity to give him his comeuppance! #insert evil cackle#

"It appears that we're going to have quite an interesting time being hunted down again, but we'll have to move EVERYthing into out new home. Might have to keep it low, cautious and tactics are a must in this little game we're gonna play Ryoko"

There's that hungry look again! Aw I know what game this going to be!! – It's where you kill as many as you can, leaving minute clues to where they'll strike next!! Shame it only lasts for 7 human days. #frowns# but at least I get to use my gun #grins#

"So why the sudden urge to play with fire Yumiko?" I open fired on another guard, sending his internals splattering across the walls.

Coldly, she replied back just as she snapped some guy's neck to get the key to the vault.

"I merely want to see how good he is...."

Eh? Who is she talking about now??

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A/N: Ou! What's the Spirit Detectives gonna do now they've escaped!? Read and review please! It's going to get bloody!