Due to your decisions, your reputation has been changed to Wildcard. New buildings are now available for construction.

Huh… well how about that.

I want to see where these new buildings are. I'm going to assume that these new buildings aren't available in the usual crafting workbench. To solve this problem, Sir BoinkGeminid has to return to the thatch house that I made him build since that's where some of the workbenches are like the Luminite Forge and Cosmic Anvil. I pressed the 'M' key on my keyboard which brought up two dimensional, top down display of the world map. Initially, I had never thought about opening the map since wandering around is a lot more fun than just picking a specific place and going there. It's like playing an open world game but not actually exploring the vast world. Now that I opened it though, it made me realize how massive this world is.

The map is divided into rows and column and labelled with numbers and letters respectively. The cells that are made when the rows and columns meet would hold a plot of land that was exactly 250,000 kilometres long, the rows counted up to 50 and the columns reached all the way to letter ZZ. With a little bit of mathematics, the size of this map is…

650,000,000 kilometres square

There is probably some hidden number out there that I didn't mention but regardless, this world is pretty fucking big!

A trail of where I've been is shown while the completely dark area on my map indicated the locations that I haven't been to. This is good since I don't have to go searching for the thatch house, I could simply backtrack. I didn't want to bring Amber along this time around in case another event happens in this place. Therefore, I'll have Sir BoinkGeminid assign her to defend this village. A solid minute of looking around town before I spotted her. She met Sir BoinkGeminid's eyes and she looked away. I don't know what's up with that, probably the result of too much flirting.

Her entire body was highlighted, and I right clicked which made me interact with her.

"Amber"

"Y-Yes?"

A. "I need you to wait here."

B. "I think it's time for us to go our separate ways."

C. "I'd like to give you something."

D. "How are you feeling?"

Looks like option D isn't something funny, probably because this is just simple interaction and not story related. I moved my mouse and chose option A.

"I need you to wait here."

"Um… yeah o-okay, I'll do that."

The interaction ended and I turned around and thought about leaving before realizing that it might be a little difficult for Amber to defend the entire village on her own. I should probably give her something that will help her defend this place. I might be gone for a short amount of time, but I learned the hard way what happens when you are unprepared.

Ever experienced a solar eclipse event which is then followed up by one of the mechanical bosses spawning? Worse part is, your friend spawned it deliberately while you're completely out of potions and on low health?

Fuck you, Deathslayer75

Ahem, forget about that. I looked around Sir BoinkGeminid's inventory and picked the 'Remnants of a Mirror' and used it. The familiar sound of a magic mirror powering up came through my headphones before my screen turned black, a few seconds of waiting before I am greeted back into the familiar world of Terraria.

Home sweet home

I entered the boring apartment complex that I built and went to the basement where I kept all of the items that I had hoarded all this time. Rows after rows of chests were there, each labelled accordingly so that I won't get lost and take hours just to find that one item that I wanted. I moved my mouse over to the chests checking their labels.

Building Blocks 1

Building Blocks 2

Bars 1

Bars 2

Warrior Weapons 1

Warrior Weapons 2

Blah blah blah until I stopped at what I wanted.

Summoner Weapons 1

Sir BoinkGeminid opened that chest and took out the Imp Staff, Bee Staff and the stupidly rare and useless Slime Staff. Once that was done, I then looked for the chests which kept all of the summoner related armour, finding my quarry I had Sir BoinkGeminid open the chest and took the Bee Armour. Happy with my selection of items, I searched through Sir BoinkGeminid's 'Remnants of a Mirror' once more and activated it. A solid minute or two of waiting and I come back to see Amber jump in surprise at Sir BoinkGeminid's sudden appearance.

I interacted with her once more, this time I gave her the Bee armour. She looked confused and looked to Sir BoinkGeminid and wondered what she should do about the items given to her. A quick dialogue exchange of Sir BoinkGeminid telling her to change into the Bee armour and she agreed and left to change. A few minutes of waiting passed before Amber's voice came up from behind Sir BoinkGeminid.

"U-Um… this armour is… embarrassing."

I moved my mouse so that Sir BoinkGeminid would turn around and what stood right before both Sir BoinkGeminid and my eyes was an embarrassed Amber in Bee armour. The bee headgear looked nothing like it was in vanilla Terraria, instead it was just a wave hair band with bee antennas attached on top of it. The breastplate was sleeveless, and it hugged tightly on her figure which accentuated on her curves, near her waist the armour slanted inwards until it reached the crotch region, forming a 'V'. The leggings… well they're just stockings that reached all the way up to her waist that was coloured a darker hue of yellow.

In short, it was like a bunny suit but more black and yellow and without the bunny ears. It's adorable and slightly… lewd. Ahem! Amber shifted uncomfortably under Sir BoinkGeminid's gaze, I didn't care, I opened Sir BoinkGeminid's inventory and handed her the summoning staffs. She gave a look of confusion, temporarily forgetting her embarrassment as she looked at the three staffs that were handed to her.

"W-What do you want me to do with these staffs?" she asked.

After she said this a notification immediately popped up in front of my screen.

Would you like to teach Amber Autumn how to use Summoner Staffs?

(Yes) (No)

I clicked on yes and my screen was cut to black and before fading back in to see a small montage of Sir BoinkGeminid teaching Amber how to use the summoning staffs. The screen faded to black once more before coming back on with Amber, hugging the Slime Staff with a smile on her face while a baby slime that she summoned sat on top of her head.

A. "I need you to wait here."

B. "I think it's time for us to go our separate ways."

C. "I'd like to give you something."

D. "How are you feeling?"

Option A.

Amber gave a small 'hmm' and a nod and our interaction ended there. I pressed on the spacebar and made Sir BoinkGeminid fly up and directed him to the old thatch house using the directional keys. Five minutes of flying, Sir BoinkGeminid returned back to the thatch house. I had Sir BoinkGeminid enter the house and approach the Luminite Forge and Cosmic Anvil, I pressed escape and saw new items that were ready to be crafted.

Bottled Fortress (New)

Bottled Island (New)

Bottled Aquarium (New)

Grimm Helmet

Grimm Breastplate

Grimm Boots

Grimm Prosthetic

Grimm PickAxe

Grimm Wings

Brahmastra

Xiucoatl

Silver Slayer

Grimm Trident

Relic of Destruction

Relic of Creation

Relic of Knowledge

Relic of Choice

I hovered my mouse to each of the new items and read their description.

Bottled Kingdom

'Throw it at the ground and it will summon a large fortress. Open your map and select the spot where you want to drop this.'

Bottled Island

'Throw it at the ground and it will summon a floating island. Open your map and select the spot where you want to drop this.'

Bottled Aquarium

'Throw it at the ground and it will summon an aquatic castle. Open your map and select the spot where you want to drop this.'

"ooooh"

The requirements for these items are costly though, a complete stack of both Light Essence and Dark Essence among other things…

Good thing I duplicated both Light and Dark Essences!

I immediately had Sir BoinkGeminid craft all of the bottled items and once that was done, I selected the Nebula Pickaxe and destroyed the Luminite Forge and Cosmic Anvil. The sprite for the bottled items were interesting to look at. It was a glass bottle with a cork to block the mouth, the Bottled Fortress had some dirt inside which signified as the land and a miniature fortress sat on the dirt, the Bottled Island floated within the bottle, small clouds circled the island and the Bottled Aquarium was filled with water, there was a glass dome in the bottle and in that glass dome was a small city.

I can't wait to use these items and use them I did! I've always wanted a sky base, so I made Sir BoinkGeminid hold the Bottled Island and opened my map. I moved my mouse around to and to my shock, the size of the floating island was a 9x9 which… is…

20,250,000 kilometres square!

"Fuck, at this point I'm just making a continent… eh why not!"

I moved my mouse around until I decided on a good spot: smackdab on centre of the entire world!

I left clicked, closed the map and had Sir BoinkGeminid look to where the centre is. I watched with pure fascination when I saw a large, dark portal appear over the sky, it expanded and expanded until it nearly covered my entire screen. Once it reached a certain size it stopped and then what followed was a little too cool.

Chains the size of skyscrapers were launched out of the dark portal and dug themselves on the ground. There were seven chains, one latched on to a mountain, another was probably over to the ocean, another latched itself somewhere over to the east, funnily enough, one latched just next to Sir BoinkGeminid, the rest I couldn't be bothered to look, I'm busy looking at something too fucking cool!

The chains went taut as if it's being pulled by something, the dark portal began to reduce in size and as it did, it slowly revealed floating island. Once the portal was gone, I finally saw it, a floating island, several hundreds of thousands above the ground and held on by seven chains and an eighth larger chain that was attached at the very centre of the island and on the ground, a final countermeasure should the seven chains snap.

I

Love

This

Mod


Eat. Shit. Atlas.

On a side note can someone draw a picture of Amber wearing the Bee Armour? OH and her hugging the baby slime! Add in the summoned bees surrounding her as they look at her like their mother and the Imp just nuzzling her cheek.

Adorable 100!