I'm pretty sure all of you already know what I'm going to say. But for those who still don't know, allow me to express myself once again.

I love this mod.

I know, I've said it too many times already that the joke has already died but I cannot stress this enough.

I. Love. This. Mod.

Anyway, all of you might be asking: 'what's he done this time that made him like this mod?'

Well, let go back a few minutes ago when my character, Sir BoinkGeminid was talking with Ozpin and his… lackeys? That doesn't matter, I'm sure all of you have seen movies right? Have you seen that trope of an overly confident fellow that just cannot keep his hands to himself? Like that one movie Avatar – not the Last Airbender mind you – the one with the larger than the average human smurf, uses primitive weapons like bone knives, bows and arrows and 'connects' with nature through those weird hair tentacle things?

I still shiver at the thought that when those things connect with another piece it's like having sex but more- you know what? I'll stop that line of thought.

Avatar, right, remember that asshole general that killed off their kind and to receive the one of the most satisfying deaths by the end of the movie? Spoilers by the way if you haven't watched that movie yet, in which case… what the fuck are you doing?

Yeah, that asshole general's personality is the same feeling I'm getting when I look at James Ironwood only it's a little tamer compared to the original person.

I can't wait to wipe that smugness off of his face.

Coming back to the present, after Sir BoinkGeminid's last dialogue, the cutscene changes. The camera is now showing a large cave entrance. Judging by how purple the cave walls are, I assume that this cave entrance is a part of the Corruption biome, another dead giveaway would be the ebony trees with purple leaves surrounding the cave and the usual mobs that comes from the Corruption flying around.

The screen faded to black again, this time reappearing in what I assume to be a tunnel that continues to go downwards. The camera stops in a large underground opening where I could see countless of Eater of Souls and Devourers circling around what seems to be a glowing purple orb. The purple orb pulsated before it started to suck anything around it; this included the collection of Eater of Souls and Devourers. This process continued for a few more seconds. Once there were no more Eater of Souls and Devourers to suck in, it stopped.

The purple orb pulsated for a second time, the walls started to tremble, stalactites both small and large that were attached to the ceiling fell down, fissures starting from the purple orb rippled across the underground opening then the shaking stopped.

The purple orb pulsated for the third and last time before it enlarged itself into a purple portal. A gigantic worm came out of the portal, its length too long for me to give a damn, it curled itself around the underground opening like a snake with the camera following its length. Once its full length came out from the portal, the camera moved all the way to the edge of the underground opening, giving me a full view of the Eater of Worlds.

"Ho-lee shit…" I simply said.

The Eater of Worlds has a body comprised of bits and pieces of what looks like Corruption based mobs, eyes literally dotted its entire body. Serrated bones covered its whole length. Each segment of the Eater of Worlds was connected by two pairs of mandibles, biting down with the strength of a vice only tenfold, ensuring that it wouldn't separate itself. For each segment, an insanely large eyeball was attached to it, purple veins pulsating from its retina, its iris snapping from one end to another, making sure that it has vision of everything. I traced its length before finally ending to the head. Its mouth wide open revealing a cylindrical trap made of razor sharp teeth.

I visibly recoiled when I look deeper into its mouth so see more teeth. I never had trypophobia but after looking at how disgusting and grotesque the Eater of Worlds is, I might've developed one. The Eater of Worlds reeled back before roaring/screeching at the camera, spittle flying everywhere before it charged forwards, eating the camera.

The scene changed once more, this time showing a bird's eye view of the Corruption biome. In the centre of where the camera is pointing, the Eater of Worlds emerged out like a raging volcano, its length touching the skies. Holy shit, the Eater of Worlds might actually reach my floating home!

Once it reached the apex of its jump, it roared for a second time, announcing to the whole world of its appearance before diving back down underground. Realising that I get an idea of how long this thing is, I decided to time how long it would take for its entire length to go back underground.

One

Two

Three


TWENTY FUCKING SECONDS AND I STILL CANNOT SEE THE TAIL!

It even came to the point where I thought my computer crashed and I was looking at a looped cutscene but after reaching close to a minute tail showed itself. Now, I don't know the math on how to measure how long the Eater of Worlds is but for it to reach the skies and to reach nearly a minute for its whole length to burrow itself, I conclude that it is fucking long.

My screen faded to black for the last time before reappearing with a third person view of Sir BoinkGeminid. Allowing me to gain control of him once more.


I had flown back down the village that I have named and accessed the terminal there to call for Ozpin. But ever since the Eater of Worlds spawned, all power was lost, cutting my call. I went outside of the building to see Amber staring, jaw-slackened as the Eater of Worlds disappeared underground.

She must've heard my footsteps because she snapped her head to me and ran to where I stood. As she approached me I heard a ping come out of my headphones followed by a big red exclamation mark on my screen. The mark disappeared shortly after and what replaced was a text.

BOSS EVENT: EATER OF WORLDS!

"The Eater of Worlds has awoken! Stop it before it could cause any more damage to the world of Remnant!"

Oh neat! It's like a randomly generated event quest! Eh… I've beaten the Eater of Worlds countless of times already though. I think the same thing will happen when I fight this Eater of Worlds. It'll be an easy one-shot with the Last Prism. I can hold on to the quest a little later.

Another ping resounded followed by another notification of a quest.

TIMED EVENT: THE END OF THE WORLD!

"The Eater of Worlds is rampaging across Remnant with its sole objective to eat it. Stop it from destroying all of the Kingdoms!"

Kingdom Integrity:

Vale: 50%

Mistral: 30%

Vacuo: 65%

Atlas: 70%

I leaned back from my chair and let out an annoyed groan. These times events are annoying, especially when there are multiple things to manage. Besides where are these kingdoms anyway? I opened the menu and accessed the map… WHAT THE HELL!? THEY'RE TOO FAR AND SEPARATED! I groaned out for a second time; I don't want to have to travel from one kingdom to another only to figure out that the Eater of Worlds is on the opposite side of the world!

To make matters even more annoying is each segments of the Eater of Worlds. If I fail to one-shot the Eater of Worlds then I'll have more to worry about when it splits up. Unless…

Yes, for a single player this mission is quite tough. But what if I split the workload to fifty-fifty? I looked at the map again, spotting the head icon of the Eater of Worlds making a beeline for it towards Vacuo. Judging by how fast its going I'll probably reach there in a few minutes give or take. I could get there faster. Exiting out from the map, I interacted with Amber.

"What are we going to do!?" She asked distress clear in her voice.

A. "We must stop the Eater of Worlds!"

B. "We split up; our chances might decrease but I believe that you're capable of fighting it as well."

C. "Leave them to die. I warned them not to touch anything and now they're receiving the consequence for ignoring my warning."

D. "What else!? A GIANT GUMMY WORM IS RUNNING AROUND! I'M NOT GONNA MISS MY CHANCE!"

My choice is obvious of course, Option B.

"We split up; our chances might decrease but I believe that you're fully capable of fighting it as well."

Amber looked at me like I had grown a second head before screaming at the top of her lungs. "ARE YOU CRAZY!? I BARELY SURVIVED AGAINST THAT GIANT EYE! DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BEAT SOMETHING AS LARGE AS THAT!?" She gestured to where the Eater of World was before burying itself underground.

One of my eyebrows raised at the options present.

A. "Your reasoning is sound. Very well, stay with me."

B. "Do not doubt yourself, I can see your potential."

C. "This is an order. Unless you don't want to do it, then you're useless to me."

D. Ascension [Only available if the companion's affinity is 100]

I knew there was reason behind the affinity system other than blatant flirting! Hell yeah! Option D.


A/N: This is an author's note, I will not tell anymore than what you are reading. Yes, I am an asshole but like the purple multi butt-chin man said. 'A small price to pay for salvation'. But in this situation, a small price to pay for something awesome later on!