Part six! Let's do this!
Review time. From BigSmokeYeet
Bring Subaru please :D Imagine him with some of the people who die and respawn :P
Sorry. But this is a Konosuba story. So it'll mainly be Konosuba characters. But thanks.
Next is ShyTha.
as in each chapter! the chap is incredible, since in each one something is happening! and if you can feel the variety! apart from the fact that apparently in the next chapter everything that would be defined in chaos! (Although knowing what Konosuba is, the solution form is already obvious)
Indeed! Thank you very much!
"You've got to be kidding me! Why are they all alive again?!"
Exclaimed Kazuma, who was now looking down at the ground, couldn't believe what he had just watched.
X had put ip a screen at that moment, which showed the news. The news revealed that something was headed towards the Smash Mansion.
The Mobile Fortress, also known as the Destroyer.
It was something that Kazuma and the others from his world knew all too well about. They had to destroy it once, and then again at a school (Isekai Quartet).
But now they'd have to destroy it for the third time.
But as they watched the news, they noticed that it wasn't just the Destroyer.
Riding on top of it was Beldia, a headless evil knight who carried his head around. One of the Devil King's generals.
Then there was Hans, he looked normal for the most part. But get to know him and you'll know he's not a normal dude. He's a slime, which are creatures that serve as powerful beings in Axel. They are almost immune to any physical attacks and can kill you either by being smothered to death or being digested, alive. He was another one of the Devil King's generals.
Then there's Sylvia. The chimera who appeared to be a a voluptuous woman in a red dress. But she's more than she seems, just ask Kazuma. Defeating her was quite tricky for the party. As was any of their fights with the Devil King's generals. Yeah, notice a pattern with these three?
They were all generals of the Devil King, and now it looks like they were all back for revenge. Or something poetic like that. And it seems like they brought company with them, bring the giant toads.
"Again? What do you a mean Kazuma?" Mario asked as he looked at the young man.
"Those three on top of the Destroyer are from our world." Wiz explained. "They serve the Devil King like I used to. Or at least they served him."
"Served you say?" Marth approached the group with his hand under his chin.
"Yeah, we took care of them back in our world." Kazuma stood up and then groaned. "And it took so much effort! Now we have to do it all again? And at once no less!"
"Well then let us figure this out, how did you defeat them all the first time?" Master Hand asked.
"It was all by the incredible might and power of explosion magic!" Megumin raised hee staff up as her eyes glowed red for a second.
"There was way more to it but yeah." Kazuma shrugged. "Two of them resulted in me dying, and one resulted in me being put on trial."
"And what about the third one?" Palutena raised an eyebrow.
"Oh Beldia? He was nothing, we just summoned a bunch of water and kicked his head around." Kazuma said which made some of the residents both amazed and confused.
"Then I took care of his useless body!" Aqua put her hand on her chest and stood proudly. "And I pretty much did all of the work because I'm a goddess!"
"Uh huh, great, no one cares." Kazuma gave a small nod as Aqua gawked at him in disbelief.
"We've fought all of them, but we've never had to fight them all at once!" Darkness boldly said as she shook her head. Until her face blushed and she smiled in a perverted way. "Ohhh! I can only imagine how painful it will be if they all try to defile u-"
"Shush! Zip! No more!" Phosphora floated to Darkness and put her hand on the crusader's mouth. "Now it's just not funny."
"We'll then let's just annihilate them." Mythra said. "I mean we have literal goddesses here don't we? And I'm the Aegis, so it shouldn't be a problem right?"
"That's a great idea Mythra!" Pit cheered. "Let's get a bunch of the residents to help stop these guys' enemies!"
"Wait, I wasn't saying that-"
"You know, that is not a bad idea." Master Hand tilted down. Trying to nod. "I will have all of you meet in the meeting room in a bit."
"Wait a no!" Mario reached his hand out to the giant hand. "Can't a we just send these a morons a back with a that big a Destroyer thing?!" He pointed to the six.
"H-hey! I-I'm not an moron.." Yunyun looked down at the ground.
"Says the girl who doesn't have any other friends." Megumin gave Yunyun a blank stare. As the other crimson demon cowered in shame.
"I assure you that I'm no moron." Wiz smiled warmly.
"She's not wrong, and I'm not either." Kazuma pointed at Wiz.
"Nobody asked." Palutena smirked while putting her hands on her hips.
Master Hand then floated to the plumber. "To answer your question Mario, if we send them back to their world now then we won't be able to help them. I do not have enough power to send that mobile fortress back, let alone the others."
"Then just let them deal with it! They probably brought it here so let them take care of that thing!" Dark Pit threw his hands up. Joining in on the conversation.
"We can't, it is targeting the Smash Manlr. If they cannot stop it then we all might perish." Master Hand told them as many of the Smashers gasped. While others groaned.
"Dammit." Dark Pit's head hung low, as Pit patted his dark counterpart on the back.
Mario looked at the ground for a second, and then up. "You know a what? Your a right Master Hand. Even if these a four morons came a here! Annoyed us, and possibly brought a that robot, we'll a still help them!" Mario pumped his fist up. "Because that's a what we do!"
"Right, you're right on the money. Mario." The creator of the Smash Mansion then turned to the four idiots as well as Wiz and Yunyun. "I would like you six to come as well."
They all nodded.
"You will need the power of explosion magic to disintegrate the mighty and powerful Destroyer! So I will give an e plosion more powerful than any I've ever done!" Megumin slammed the bottom of her staff into the ground as her close blew in the wind.
"Well if we're gonna destroy the fortress again then I guess we'll need all the help we can get." Kazuma gave a shrug. "So go at it I guess."
"Then I shall begin!" Megumin exclaimed, raising her staff into the air. "Black hole of fire and flames, ignite my heart into a burning flame of-"
Kazuma then swiped Megumin's hat right off and bonked the arch-wizard right on the head. "Not right now you idiot when they get closer!"
"You should've been more specific Kazuma!" Megumin turned to the adventurer and yelled at him. As Kazuma slapped her hat right back onto her head.
"Make haste everyone!" Simon exclaimed. "We must destroy those demons!"
Everyone then followed him into the meeting room, including the five Konosuba characters.
I say five because Aqua was just lying on the ground while crossing her arms and puffing her cheeks.
Darkness noticed this and made her way to the useless goddess.
"Aqua, come! We must stop the Destroyer!" Darkness exclaimed.
"I don't wanna. I don't wanna do a bunch of hard work." Aqua stood up and turned her back towards the crusader. "Go without me."
"But we need you to do stuff and we can't without you so hurry up and be useful for once in your life!" Kazuma yelled at her. Aqua slightly shrunk after hearing him yell at her, but was fine afterwards.
"We must hurry Aqua! This is serious!" Darkness exclaimed as she picked up the blue haired goddess and swung her over her shoulder. Carrying her to the meeting room.
While she was being carried, Aqua whined and screamed while shaking her arms and legs everywhere.
"I DON'T WANNA GO, DARKNESS!!! PUT ME DOWN PUT ME DOWN NOW!!!" Aqua screamed. "DARKNEEESSSS!! KAZUMAAAAA!!"
The meeting room. 6 minutes later....
"Alright, we have everybody here." Master Hand floated above a round table that had plasma blue images on it. As the ones sitting at the table were the four idiots, Yunyun, Wiz, Mario, Palutena, and Mythra. Oh yeah, and Chomusuke was sitting on the table while Megumin pet the cat. As the others gathered around the table. "Now then, let us discuss. Who would like to give us more information about what we're up against?"
Wiz then raised her hand. As Master Hand pointed to the Lich. "Yes Wiz, you may go ahead."
"Thank you." Wiz nodded. "That giant spider you see approaching this mansion is the Destroyer, but it's also known as the Mobile Fortress. One day it tried to destroy Axel, our home. It has a forcefield around it and weak attacks don't exactly work well. But it's possible to destroy it from the inside, the problem is that it has a self destruct system. We were able to destroy it once by having Aqua destroy the forcefield, Megumin and I using advanced explosion magic, and then us warping the explosion to another area."
"Which is what resulted in me going on trial." Kazuma put a finger up. "And we destroyed it another time too, at a high school, but that's not really important right now."
"I have so many questions." Peppy Hare shook his head.
"I see, so we'll a have to destroy it's forcefield and a blow it up." Mario stroked his mustache with his finger. "Luckily we have a goddess and a the Aegis."
"Good idea Mario." Twilight Link took a seat. "We could have Mythra and Palutena destroy the forcefield with their powers of light."
"I'll help too!" Aqua raised her hand and grinned. Acting like she's in elementary school. "I'm a goddess too!"
"You won't really contribute much but knock yourself out." Palutena said with a blank expression.
"Oh I'll show you Palutena!" Aqua pointed at the goddess of light as she bawled her hand into a fist and pulled it back. As yellow energy lit up on her fist. "GOD BLOW!"
But before she could land a hit, Kazuma hit Aqua on the head with an angry expression. "Save the god blows for when we fight Hans!"
"Alright, we have the first part of the plan set. Now what about those Devil King generals?" Master Hand asked. "I may have read the whole Light Novel and Manga, but I've been busy."
"Sure. The knight without a head is Beldia. He was the first guy we took out, he's weak to water. So I think we should just pour a lot on him." Kazuma stood up from his chair. "He's pretty much useless without his head so if we just get that then the body'll be nothing."
"So he's headless, and he's a knight on a horse." Pit put his hand under his chin and was thinking about what Beldia was. "So he's like the headless horseman?"
"Yeah but that head he carries is his original, and he doesn't wear a fake head." Kazuma shrugged. "Even though he's undead."
Wiz looked down at the ground and blushed. She didn't have the best memories of Beldia, as the undead knight had often rolled his head under Wiz's dress. Yep.
"Which is why we need to destroy him! Undead don't deserve to walk and breath living air! They're a disgrace to-"
Aqua stopped speaking and shut her mouth, as she saw a Dry Bones walking nearby. The Dry Bones collapsed into a bunch of bones. Until all the bones came back together , and he just continued walking along like it was nothing.
Aqua just stood there in silence, as she was shaking while doing so.
"Uhhh Aqua?" Megumin asked.
"Meow!" Chomusuke meowed as she cuddled Megumin.
"Are you alright?" Darkness was the next one to ask. As she and Megumin were starting to feel concerned for the useless goddess.
"THERE ARE UNDEAD IN THIS MANSION?!"
2 minutes later…
It took two whole minutes to get Aqua to come down, by putting duct type on her mouth and tying her to the chair with duct tape.
"Mmm! Mm! Mmmm!!" Aqua's screams sounded muffled due to the duct tape over her mouth. As Lyn finished up with the duct tape.
"Sorry, but this is for your own good." Lyn said as she put the duct tape away.
"Okay, who are the other two?" Palutena asked.
"Sylvia. She's a chimera." Darkness stated in a normal tone. "She….S-she…OHHHHH!! Kazuma gave himself to her because of her large breasts! Then she smothered him with them until he felt something poking his backside!!" Darkness began breathing heavily. "Why could it be me who smothered him?! Or why could I have something poking my butt?! And-"
"Yeah long story short. She's a chimera and she traumatized me. Somehow she combined with Beldia and Hans, I had to get blown up to destroy them." Kazuma shut Darkness' mouth.
"Okay. And what about a the Hans guy?" Mario put his foot on the table and raised an eyebrow. Trying to act cool.
"I distracted him and Megumin blew him up." Kazuma pointed to the Crimson Demon. Who gave a thumbs up and a cutesy smile. "And then I died."
"A lot of these victories have a lot to do with you dying don't they?" Ren asked. As the former Shujin Academy student put a hand on the table.
"It's-it's complicated okay?" Kazuma shrugged as many just looked at him.
"But that wasn't enough to defeat l Hans. So Aqua gathered power and destroyed him." Wiz explained. "It's going to be quite difficult though."
"So basically, this will be our plan." Master Hand then cleared his throat. "We will have Palutena, Aqua, and Mythra destroy the forcefield of the Destroyer, then we will give Megumin and Wiz power to destroy the fortress. Then we send the fortress to another area before it self destructs. And then we shall take care of those three. The ones who will help the six will be….."
Everyone stood still.
"Pit, Dark Pit, Bowser, Red, Mario, Ridley, Meta Knight, Kirby, Black Knight, Ike, Link, Phosphora, Snake, Fox, Falco, and Sonic." Master Hand finished listing off the Smashers that he wanted to help. "All of you, head outside. Everyone else, be ready to back up your fellow residents. Is that clear?"
"YES SIR!!!"
"Good. I will see you all outside, meeting adjourned." Master Hand looked to Kazuma. "Kazuma Satou, you and your friends will return home. But we must take care of the Destroyer."
Kazuma put his thumbs up and pursed his lips. "Cool."
"Now then. I will see you all outside. Good luck." Master Hand snapped his fingers and disappeared.
Everyone then walked out of the meeting room, as the ones who were chosen stayed.
"I will go prepare the Halbert. It will be useful." Meta Knight said. Teleporting out of there.
"Yeah, I'll go grab a Landmaster." Fox stated.
"Personally, I prefer the air. So I'll get an arwing." Falco looked at Fox as the two nodded with confident looks in their eyes. As both ran out.
"Before a we go out. What can a you guys a do?" Mario asked the adventurers from Axel.
"I can do some pretty weak spells. But I've also got snipe, makes my sun good. I've got high luck stats, and I can steal things from distances and it depends on my luck." Kazuma then smirked. As he grabbed the short-bladed katana at his belt. "I've also got my partner over here. His name is-"
"Chunchunmaru." Megumin just stood there with a stare.
"M-Megumin! Be quiet! When you say it like that it sounds all cutesy and ridiculous! It's gotta sound cool, and badass!" Kazuma exclaimed.
"But it is cool. Chunchunmaru." Megumin then poked Kazuma's nose.
"Don't poke my nose like that!" Kazuma threw his arms down.
"I'll go next!" Aqua raised her hand. As the tape that stuck her to the chair was taken off. "I can do god blows which are like really cool looking punches! I can use light magic and make lots of water!"
"And the party tricks, can't forget those."
"Quiet Kazutrash!" Aqua screamed at him. "Kazutrash! Scumzuma! Sleezuma!"
"Hey! I didn't say you could use those nicknames!"
"My turn!" Darkness then pushed the two out of the way. "I am a crusader! I will defend anyone and my friends! Ohhh…but only if I will be humiliated and hit by hungry, wild, horrid beasts!!! Even if I can't hit anything I will defend anyone!!"
"And my ability!!" Megumin slammed her staff into the ground. As she did a hand sign in front of her eye. "I am Megumin! The arch wizard of the legendary Crimson Demon clan!! I wield the incredible and awesome power of explosion magic! I can eviscerate my foes on a ball of flames!!"
Everyone else just stared at the four. Some blinking while a thru were either unimpressed or creeped out. Mainly by Darkness.
"I can use advanced ice magic." Wiz said.
"And I can use magic! I don't know if it'll be useful….but I'll do my best!" Yunyun puffed her cheeks and pumped her hand up.
"Okay a then. Even if a you were all annoying." Mario walked up to Kazuma and put his hand out. "We will a fight to a the end."
Kazuma looked at the plumber's hand for a second. Until he put his hand out and they shook.
"Yeah, okay." Kazuma nodded with a confident look.
The two ended their handshake.
"Now a then, let's a go!!"
"YEAH!!" Everyone exclaimed.
Ten minutes later…..
All the residents that were chosen and the six Konosuba characters stood in front of the mansion. As the Destroyer was still off in the distance. But it was getting closer and closer by the second.
"Okay. Let's launch part 1." Twilight Link said as he took out his Master Sword and Hylian Shield.
Twilight Link looked over at the Landmaster. As Fix came out of it and gave a thumbs up. As Falco did the same in his Arwing.
Fox and Falco looked up at the Halbert. While was floating in the air. They couldn't see it, but Meta Knoght was giving them a nod.
Bowser stood with a Mega Mushroom in his hands, ready to eat and and transform into Giga Bowser.
Palutena and Mythra stood at the top of the Mansion. Palutena had her staff in hand, and Mythra had Rex next to her with sword in hand. While Aqua stood in the middle, ready to blast the Mobile Fortress.
Everyone was ready, weapons in hands and powers reafy.
So now it just depended on Kazuma's word.
They stood in silence, waiting, waiting, and waiting.
Until….
"NOOOOOOWWW!!" Kazuma exclaimed as he pointed at the Destroyer.
Palutena nodded as her staff began to glow, and Mythra's sword started glowing. As Rex gripped the sword handle with his blade.
"MEGA LASER!!" Palutena yelled as she blasted a gigantic purple beam of energy towards the fortress.
And that sort of worked, as the forcefield was seen and the beam was starting to crack it. As Palutena kept applying pressure.
"My turn!" Mythra raised her sword up and turned to Rex. "Concentrate Rex!"
"Yeah!" Rex nodded, as they held the sword up and a glowing yellow circle lit up on the sky. A bit of a distance in front of the Destroyer and above it.
Then the sword's beam grew bigger, and the two pointed it towards the fortress.
"SACRED ARROW!!!!!!" They both yelled as many blasts of pure light came out of the circle and attacked the forcefield. It began to crack more and more, until it finally shattered when a powerful beam came down and struck it.
"Alright! Forcefield down! No I'll just use water!" Aqua exclaimed as her staff came down from the sky. As the useless goddess activated a water spell.
Which isn't what she was supposed to do.
Palutena heard Aqua and turned to her. "Wait! Aqua no!"
But it was too late. A bunch of water came down from a portal and poured down on the moving fortress. As it only stopped the fortress for a few seconds. It seemed to be effective, mainly on Beldia.
But the Destroyer began moving again, and it seemed faster than ever.
"What?! It didn't work?! Why?!" Aqua's jaw dropped.
"Aqua! You idiot!!" Palutena exclaimed. "You weren't supposed to use water! How could you be this stupid?"
"Hey! It was an accident! I forgot!" Aqua whined.
"Don't worry. I've got this." Bowser cracked his neck. And handed Mario a Mega Mushroom. "You ready to go out like enemies? Or as last minute partners?"
Mario stared at the Koopa King, as he gave and and accepted the Mushroom. Mario ate the Mega Mushroom and turned giant. "Let's a go."
"You said it." Bowser then charged up and in a matter of seconds, the Koopa King grew to an incredible size and transformed into Giga Bowser. Letting out a huge roar afterwards.
The two then ran towards the fortress as the earth shook with every step.
Once the two reached the fortress, they stood in its path and pushed their hands in front of the fortress. As they were slowing it down while their feet were dragging through the ground.
"What?! Who the hell are you two?!" Sylvia asked as she stood in front of them. "What are you doing in our way?"
"Sorry lady! But we gotta stop this fortress from destroying our home!" Bowser grunted. "And if you chumps ain't gonna do it! Then we'll do it ourselves!"
"Get off of this fortress right now! We're using it!" Hans yelled. "And like Sylvia said who the hell do you two think you are?"
"It's a me! Mario!" Mario boomed. "I'm a the hero of a the Mushroom Kingdom!"
"And I'm King Bowser!! Here to get rid of this fortress and go back to a normal day!" Bowser roared.
"Very well then! Bowser, Mario! We will make sure that you both stay out of our way!" Beldia exclaimed as he pulled out his big sword and charged at them.
He jumped up into the air and hit Mario right on the head with the sword and then smashed it against the side of Bowser's head.
The both yelled in pain, as they stumbled and fell to the ground. With the Destroyer picking up speed again.
Mario and Bowser turned back to normal. Both lying on the ground.
Bowser let out a sigh. "Well, I guess this is it."
"Yeah." Mario nodded for a second as he looked up at the sky. Until he snapped back to reality and stood up. "Wait! We're a not gonna die! Get a up and let's a go after that thing!"
Mario picked up Bowser and dragged the Koopa King against the ground. Trying to catch up to the Mobile fortress.
"Does this count as animal abuse? Cause I'm a turtle."
Front of the Smash Mansion…
"Well thanks to Aqua, we had to alter our plan! So what's next?" Kazuma asked as he looked around at the others.
"Pitto and I will attack it from the air!" Pit put both of his arms up. "Lady Palutena!"
The goddess of Light nodded and put her hand out. "Activating the power of flight!"
That's when both Pit and Dark Pit's wings glowed, and they flew up into the air. Beginning to fire light arrows.
"Wait for me Pittoo!" Phosphora zipped into the air, following after them. "You still owe me a date!"
Falco then closed the hatch of the Arwing and took off, firing lasers at the fortress.
"I'll follow!" Sonic sped up to the fortress in attempts to stop it.
While the others took charge at it. Kazuma turned to look at Megumin. Who was standing at the top nervously.
"Megumin! When I say blow it up! You'll blow it up with a huge explosion! Make this one bigger than any you've ever done before!" Kazuma called out. "Or is it too much for you?"
Megumin shot up and glared at Kazuma. "Nothing is too much for the great arch wizard Megumin! I'll show you Kazuma!"
"That's what I like to hear! Hell yeah!" Kazuma grinned and pumped his fists.
As the groups continued to attack and attack the fortress, it was starting to slow down. Meta Knight fired blasts from his Halberd, Kirby was blasting it with beam blades from his ultra sword, the angels and Phosphora were blasting it with arrows and lighting shots, and Snake was shooting rockets at it.
"Wait for it, wait for it…" Kazuma thought to himself. "OKAY NOW EVERYONE GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY!!"
Everyone did so as they all got out of the way of the fortress to make room for Megumin's explosion.
"Oh? Is that Kazuma I see? We were supposed to be together!" Sylvia exclaimed. "Has my heart been betrayed?!"
"Kazuma?! He stole my head and kicked it around!" Beldia pointed out. "Let's make him pay!"
3….2…1…
(Play Fantastic Dreamer from Konosuba Season 1)
"MEGUMIN!! BLOW IT UP NOW!!!" Megumin's commanded.
"Right! Here I go!" The crimson hall in Megumin's staff began to glow, as she held it high up. With Wiz assisting Megumin with powerful spell of her own, Yunyun was helping too.
Then Megumin's began her speech.
"Black hole of fire and flames, ignite my heart into a burning flame with a power so great it destroys everything in sight.." Megumin spoke as lots of magic energy was brought to her staff. As well as energy to Wiz and Yunyun.
Then Megumin's pointed her staff to the fortress.
"EEEEXXXPLOSSIIIIOOOOONNNN!!!" All three yelled.
Then in the next second, a humongous explosion appeared at the fortress. The explosion was so powerful that it could defeat Goku (Yes I seriously just said that joke), and was bigger than Pluto. (Not literally, but you get the point.
The explosion lasted for ten seconds. And after it went away, there was a huge smoke cloud in the distance. Covering the fortress.
Everyone smiled, as Aqua cheered.
"I…I did it…" Megumin then fell off of the Smash Mansion as she tripped over it. Exhausted from using that powerful explosion spell. Fortunately Kazuma was able to catch her in time, as the adventurer carried Megumin on his back. "Wh-what did you think about that one…Kazuma?"
"One thousand." Kazuma smiled. "Now rest a little, we're gonna need you to do that again."
"Okay." Megumin nodded and nuzzled Kazuma.
Sonic cake back to the group and wiped sweat from his forehead. With a taco in his hand.
"What'd I miss? Did we get it?" Sonic asked, taking a bite of his taco. As everyone just looked at the Hedgehog. "What? I went to Taco Bell real quick."
"What you'll do for food." Twilight Link shrugged.
"Hey! Is it a over? Did a we win?" Mario asked. As he had arrived with Bowser.
"I don't think so." Kazuma shook his head, as the smoke cleared up. He saw that the three generals of the Devil King were headed right towards them. They saw the Destroyer behind them, but it was pretty much destroyed. Just lying there, destroyed legs and everything.
At least they got rid of the giant toads.
Before they knew it, the three had already caught up to the manor. And they all seemed pissed.
"Hah! Thought that would work? If that won't work on me the first time, it won't work the second!" Hand laughed. As he transformed into a huge slime.
"Kazuma! It is good to see you again!" Sylvia smiled. "We'll be together again!"
"You!" Beldia pointed at Darkness. "I will defeat you this time! I won't get wet last time!"
"Bring it Beldia!" Darkness unsheathed her sword and ran towards Beldia. The two of them beginning to clash with their swords. Being caught up in a sword fight.
"Our turn!" Hans then turned into a huge slime. As he tried to swallow many of the smashers. As they started to run and attack Hans with what they could. But if they were to touch him, they'd be done for. "Get back here! I'll swallow you all!"
"Yes! Kazuma come to me!" Sylvia exclaimed as she chased after the adventurer. With Kazuma running away.
"No! Not right now! How are you alive again?!" Kazuma asked.
Ten minutes later….
The fighting had been going on for a while now, luckily no one had died but they were struggling.
Darkness had been able to hold her own against Beldia, but she was starting to get tired.
"Hah! I can do this forever!" Beldia exclaimed, then knocking Darkness' sword out of her hand with his own sword. "Now die!"
It seemed like Darkness was about to be smashed with the sword.
But Ike and the Black Knight jumped in front of Beldia's sword. Countering it with both of their swords.
"Well! It seems that we have other adventurers joining us!" Beldia laughed. As the collision ended. "The more the merrier!"
Ike and the Black Knight stood next to each other. As the Black Knight turned to the Radiant Hero.
"This changes nothing between us." He said.
Ike smiled and nodded, as the two charged towards Beldia. Clashing swords with him again and again.
Darkness watched the two fight. As she saw Ike, she was feeling something.
"OHHH! Look at the blue haired man trying to save me! I am a knight held captive by the punishment of deafest by Beldia! But this muscular hero has come in to save me with his big sword and swole arms!" Darkness began panting. "Ohhh! What kind of things will this hero do to me earlier?!"
"Uhhh, thanks for that I guess. But I'm already married." Ike said as he kept swinging his sword at Beldia.
The fighting continued on and on. Until someone shouted out.
"ENOUGH!!"
Everyone stopped fighting, as everybody looked up at the mansion roof. It was Aqua, standing at the top trying to act cool.
As the useless goddess had a smirk on her face. "You think we're gonna lose? Well I'll show you!"
Aqua took out her staff and started to create a spell. Was it a powerful one? Let's hope so!
"I will show you why I'm a real goddess!" Aqua put her staff into the air. As a blue glowing portal appeared in the sky.
What was gonna come out, a huge water storm? A giant rain of extremely powerful light magic? What?
Nope, neither of those. Just a single raindrop, and it didn't even hit Beldia.
Everyone just stood still, with Aqua shaking in fear.
"I uhhh…I forgot that I….ran outta magic…hehe…heh…." Aqua gave a nervous smile, until she ran off of the roof. "Someone help me!!"
"Oh come on Aqua! Megumin needs power to do another explosion! You can't quit now!" Kazuma yelled at her. Dude was still carrying Megumin on his back.
"Have someone else do it!" Aqua yelled back.
"What do we do?!" Pit asked. "Pittoo and I haven't been able to fly for five minutes! If we don't do something we're all done for!"
"Hmmm. Think Kazuma think." Kazuma thought to himself. "There's gotta be a way around this! Our original plan failed, so what do we do?"
Kazuma thought and thought again. Until an idea popped in his head. He looked at Kirby, who just stood there and waved at him. Then he looked at the three generals.
An idea popped into his head.
"Hey Wiz! I need you to heal up Megumin's magic! I've got an idea!" Kazuma called to the Lich. Who looked at him, and then gave a nod.
"Okay!" Wiz jumped off of the roof and landed on the ground, Kazuma sat Megumin down as Wiz began working her magic and giving Megumin more power. "What about you Kazuma?"
"I've got a plan." Kazuma then ran towards Kirby and picked up the pink puffball. Then running to Sonic and getting on the hedgehog's shoulders. "Hey! I've got a plan! When I say run, go!"
"Sure thing bro." Sonic gave him a wink and a thumbs up.
Kazuma then turned around and looked at the three generals. "Hey guys! You all suck and the Devil King thinks so too! Come get me!"
To top off that insult, Kazuma stuck out his tongue. As Sonic ran as fast as he could.
The three were angered after hearing this, so they all chased after Kazuma.
Kazuma saw all of them running towards him, as he smirked.
"Yep, this is exactly how I intended it."
At the doors of sound, the two were now farther away from the mansion, but still close. As Kazuma got off of Sonic's shoulders.
"That all?" Sonic asked.
"Not yet. I know this might be weird to ask, but can you make a big hole with your speed?" The adventurer looked at Sonic in the eyes. "I mean you ARE the fastest thing alive."
Sonic chuckled and put his hands. "Dude, of course I can do that. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog. Watch this!"
Sonic spun around in circles, as he started to dig deep into the ground creating a gigantic hole.
Sonic jumped out and landed on his feet, dusting his shoulder off like a badass.
"There ya go, all up to you now." Sonic gave Kazuma one last thumbs up before he sped off.
"Thanks." Kazuma smiled. The adventurer turned around to see how close the three Devil King generals were to him.
They were getting closer and closer to Kazuma, they'd probably reach him in another thirty seconds or so.
Kazuma quickly sat Kirby down and looked into the pink puffball's eyes.
"Okay listen, I'm gonna jumped into this whole. They're gonna go after me, then when they do, I want you to suck them up inside the hole, then when they're weakened, you spit them out and get the girl with the black wizard hat okay?" Kazuma finished explaining his plan as he wanted to know if Kirby tryout understand what he was asking.
"Poyo!" Kirby jumped up and cheered.
"Good, good luck." Kazuma watched Kirby run to the side, as the puffball would do as Kazuma said when the time was right.
The three were now old about twenty feet away from Kazuma. They were almost at their destination.
So Kazuma gulped, and put on a crazy smile.
"You guys want me?! We'll come and get me!!" He then jumped into the hole without hesitation or looking back.
"Kazuma my love!" Sylvia exclaimed.
And what do you know, Kazuma's plan worked as all three of them jumped into the hole to go after Kazuma. It worked like a charm.
But before he would be digested by Hans' slime, he yelled one last thing.
"KIRBY GO FOR IT!"
The star warrior nodded, as he jumped above the whole and faced down, starting to suck up everything in the hole. Including Kazuma.
But it didn't exactly matter as Kazuma had already been turned into a skeleton thanks to being swallowed by Hans.
"What?! What is this?!" Beldia exclaimed as the three were getting sucked up by Kirby, trying to resist him. "Where did this pink ball come from?!"
"You've got to be kidding me! Why did it have to end like this??" Sylvia asked.
No matter how much they resisted, they couldn't. And all of them were then sucked up by Kirby. As the pink puffball's cheeks were now extremely puffed up.
And just in time, Megumin, Wiz, Mario, and Darkness carrying Aqua ran to Kirby.
"Kirby! Thank a goodness!" Mario exclaimed. "What's a in your mouth?"
Kirby immediately spat the three he sucked up into the hole, as they were weakened by him.
"Poyo!" Kirby jumped up and pointed into the hole. "Poyo Poyo! Boom!"
"Use explosion into the hole? Alright!" Wiz nodded, as she turned to Megumin. "Are you fully charged Megumin?"
"Of course I am! I'm ready to be unleash an explosion more powerful than my last!" Megumin exclaimed, holding up her staff and charging it up.
But as it was charging, Aqua put her hand on it, and Darkness did too. As Megumin was confused.
"What? What are you two?"
"We're a party aren't we?" Darkness asked. "We should finish them off together."
"Right! Plus, you'll need some of my goddess blessings and water magic if we're gonna take them out!" Aqua grinned.
"Wait. I a thought you ran out of a magic." Mario looked up at the goddess with a skeptical look on his face.
"I restored Aqua's magic too." Wiz slightly raised her hand a bit and smiled. "After Darkness dragged her back here."
Mario just nodded in response. "Okay, get a this over with."
"Will do!" Aqua smiled. "Megumin!"
"Through the flaming plains and burning sun, let my soul be wrapped around the darkest night of black only to release my burning flames upon this world!!" Megumin's staff was now red, ready to fire.
Aqua added in her power to the explosion, which gave the staff a yellow glow with water rings circling around it.
All three of them raised the staff into the air, and then activated it.
"SUPER MEGA POWER OF WATER AND LIGHT EXPLOOOOOOSSIIIIOOOONNN!!!" All three yelled at the same time.
Suddenly, a gigantic explosion came out of the hole. It was made of pure light, water, and of course, explosions."
The explosion was so powerful that it could destroy even the most powerful enemies! Those three didn't stand a chance.
And in truth, they didn't.
"Nooo!! Damn you all! Damn you, Arch Wizard!!" Beldia exclaimed, but it didn't last long as all three of them were turned into dust the very next second.
They, had won.
(Quest: Save the Smash Manor!: Quest Complete!)
"We….did it…." Aqua panted. As all three of the girls were tired from the amount of power they put into the explosion.
"It's….finally….over" Darkness said.
"We….finally won…" The three then collapsed to the ground. As Wiz got down on one knee to check on them.
"Are you all alright?" She asked.
"Yup! We just gotta rest….for a sec." Aqua threw a hand up and a gave a thumbs up.
"Right. Wait." Megumin sat up with widened eyes. "Where's Kazuma?!"
"Poyo! Poyo Poyo!" Kirby exclaimed while pointing to the hole, as he gained a sad expression on his face. "Poyo….."
The three idiots sat there in surprise, but surprise turned into sadness. As Wiz wiped a tear from her eye and looked down.
"So. He a sacrificed himself?" Mario sighed as he turned away to look out at the sun. Tilting his cap down. "So a many young lives are lost. Many make sacrifices and a what? What a happens ne-"
"You guys know I'm still alive right?"
Everyone perked up, as they heard a certain voice. As the one who had that certain voice came up out of the hole. Dusting himself off while doing so.
"K-Kazuma?! You're alive a?!" Mario asked, as the plumber's eyes popped out of his sockets and his jaw fell to the ground.
"Yeah. This was part of my plan. Had a little chat with Eris, and I got to come back. Why are you all looking at me like that?" Kazuma asked. "We won."
That's when Kazuma was tackled and hugged by his party members, with Wiz joining in on the hug.
"Kazuma! You're alive! Thank goodness!" Darkness smiled.
"We thought you died for real this time!" Megumin yelled with a huge smile on her face.
"That was very risky, but I'm super happy you're alive Kazuma." Wiz felt a tear come out of her eye, with the Lich wiping her eye as soon as possible.
"Ah. You a love to see a friendship. Eh Kirby?" Mario asked the pink puffball.
In response, Kirby did his victory dance with his victory theme playing.
"Hehe. Yeah." Mario nodded.
It was great, now everything was back to normal, the three were defeated, and the Smash Mansion was saved.
"Critical damage detected, self destruct sequence is now engaged."
Oh no, they forgot about the Destroyer. They still had to get rid of it before it self destructed.
Everyone immediately stood up in fear.
"Crap! Do we even have enough time to get rid of it?!" Kazuma put his hands on his head. "Shit! We're screwed!"
"Nope." That's when Mewtwo suddenly teleported to them. "Leave this to me, brown haired one. Come with me."
Mewtwo touched her hand as the two teleported away.
Mewtwo had teleported both him and Wiz in front of the destroyer, as it was bound to self destruct any time now.
"What do we do? What's your plan?" Wiz asked.
"Use your teleportation spell. I will do the rest." Mewtwo said.
So Wiz did, she activated her teleportation spell, and Mewtwo just snapped his fingers.
Causing the machine to disappear.
Wiz just stood there in complete surprise, while Mewtwo just let out a yawn.
"I-it was that easy?" Wiz asked him.
"Yeah. We could've just done that at first, but eh." Mewtwo shrugged, then teleporting.
"Well, at least everyone's alright." Wiz gave a calm and caring smile, as the Lich saw the four idiots and every Smasher that was outside celebrating. This truly was a remarkable victory.
I guess.
Two hours later…..
"Are you guys sure you're fine with leaving already?" Twilight Link asked. "We could always have you stay for a little while. Mansion's got a bunch of extra rooms."
It was now time for the six to depart back to their home. Kazuma, Aqua, Megumin, and Darkness stood in a line. As Wiz and Yunyun stood with them, Kazuma holding the giant sack of coins over his shoulder.
"Nah were good. We gotta get back home." Kazuma gave a snarky smile. "But hey, maybe we'll see each other again. Or something."
"Yeah, it a was a pleasure, Kazuma Satou." Mario walked up to him and put his hand out, as the two shook hands. "Good a luck with slaying the a Devil King."
"Thanks. Take care."
"Alright! It was great seeing you Palutena!" Aqua waved to the goddess of light. Who just walked up to her. "Don't let what happened to you happen again!"
Palutena just stood and stared at Aqua, not saying anything. Until she out of nowhere hugged the blue haired useless goddess.
"I…guess it was good seeing you. Now don't die when you get back, okay?" Palutena asked.
"Hah! You know it!"
"It was an honor to fight alongside you all. Especially….OHHH Ike! You were so manly and strong! I wanted you to manhandle me just once before we g-" Darkness was interrupted as Kazuma bopped hee on the back of her head.
"Cut it out."
"I hope we see each other again! Next time we do my explosion spell will be even more powerful!" Megumin exclaimed. Raising her staff into the air while Chomusuke meowed.
"Looking forward to it." Master Hand nodded. "Now then."
Master Hand snapped his fingers and created a light blue portal, as the six walked through it and said their goodbyes.
At least, Darkness tried to stay and l get Ike to handle her. But she was dragged by the others.
"See you around! Thanks for the money!" Kazuma exclaimed.
Then, the portal closed.
"Ah, that was a one crazy adventure." Mario put his hands on his hips, looking up to Master Hand. "Think a we'll see then again?"
"Maybe. Who knows?" Master Hand asked.
"Was that a money real? Knowing a Wario."
Axel…..Mansion.
"Alright Kazuma! Dump it all out! I wanna see our riches!" Aqua jumped up and down. As the four idiots were in their living room with the gold sac in their hands.
"Okay okay! I'm gonna do it." Kazuma then removed the tie from the bat and dumped out all of the money.
As a bunch of coins poured onto the floor.
"Alright!!! We're filthy rich!!" Aqua cheered.
"Yeah!! Maybe we can…"
"Wait, Kazuma." Megumin said as she picked up one of the coins, and unwrapped it. "This isn't a real coin!"
She then put it into her mouth and chewed it. "It's chocolate!"
"Megumin isbright. It's chocolate! We were deceived!" Darkness are one chocolate coin, and then another.
"WAIT! WHAT?!" Kazuma exclaimed. "Oh hey, there's a note."
Kazuma picked up a small sheet of paper and turned it around.
It had a hand giving the middle finger on it, and text that said "Have a rotten day!".
"YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!"
Back at the Smash Mansion….
Mario and Master Hand were chilling out on the balcony of the Smash Mansion. Having Coke's and what not.
"Say a Mewtwo. What a did you do with a that Destroyer thing?" Mario asked.
"Let's just say that it's right where it needs to be." Mewtwo winked.
Diamond City….WarioWare Inc….
Finally, we see Wario. Back at his company, chilling out at his desk, counting money as usual.
"Hah! Can't believe those suckers believed I gave a them all that gold!" Wario laughed. "Bunch a losers!"
That's when the Destroyer appeared right on top of WarioWare Inc.
As the Mobile Fortress then self destructed. Resulting in a massive explosion.
Blowing up a good amount of Diamond City and completely destroying WarioWare Inc.
As the smoke cleared up, Wario was on his knees at what used to be WarioWare Inc. Completely covered in soot.
"Oh a come on! Eris pads her chest!"
That's the end! I loved writing this story and I hope you all enjoyed! Thank you very much for supporting this story and reading it!
Scythe Jackal, out.
