Hinata came back to life halfway to the nearby lounge. I'd been carrying her intended to put her to rest on a couch and wait until she woke up, but I guess it turned out not to be necessary. Just about passed right back out after a quick look around and realizing she was resting in my arms. God this girl knew how to stroke a guy's ego. After setting her down, giving her one last peck, and attending the class I had become quite late for, the rest of the day was mine.

I sat in my chair quite a while as people left, pretending to look at my notepad as I tapped my pencil and thought. There were plenty of pretty girls on campus, hell a few in this class, but how to approach one? Not like I could just walk up and say 'hey wanna go doink in a closet', just walking up and barraging a stranger with compliments seemed like a creeper move too. I could just ask a stranger on a date, that was an option. It was acceptable to proposition girls at bars, but it was the middle of the day, and I worked most evenings. Dammit, how many attractive girls did I even know the location of?

More importantly, what if Hinata was wrong? I mean, she was kind of weird, maybe I was only attractive to her. It was worth testing before I did anything too bold. The class emptied long before I'd figured out any sort of plan.

Then it hit me.

Ino!

We were friendly if not friends. I'd seen her around, and Sakura once or twice mentioned the flower shop where she worked most days. That little place on 7th street. She was the damn archtype of a hot blonde, and Sakura was always calling her a slut! She'd was perfect! I practically ran out of the room, hell my pace was quick all the way to the little shop. So much so that I can barely recall any details of the twenty-odd minute trek.

I opened the door harder than I meant to, apparently coming in fast enough to earn a raised eyebrow from the girl at the counter. Thankfully, it was the girl I was here to see. Quickly straightening my posture, and being careful not to show the exertion I felt from my little bout of cardio, I approached the counter.

"Hey Naruto," she said casually. "Need help finding something?"

"Yeah," I replied without thinking, craning my neck to confirm we were alone. "Uh…"

Fuck it was hard to think looking at her face. Really should have planned out what to say before walking in. She had one brow raised in mild amusement as my 'uh' stretched far beyond socially acceptable conversation. She laughed, parting those delicious peach lips and shutting those soft blue eyes.

"What? Did you forget the name of the flower you needed?" she mocked.

"Yeah," I repeated, again without thinking. First things first we had to get out of this public place, right? "Maybe it's in the back, could we maybe go look for it together…" I suggested.

She laughed again, short and hard this time. Looking up at me with a thoroughly amused expression, then combing her eyes from my face down my hips and back up. Her smile twisted a bit.

"Sure, okay. Let me put the sign on the door,"

Holy shit it worked. Maybe. It was possible she didn't pick up what I really wanted, she might have figured I just wanted to talk to her in private. These thoughts dominated my mind as she walked to the door with a swing in her hips, placing a 'back in 30 minutes' sign before heading towards a door marked staff only.

She didn't even look to make sure I followed.

I did of course, with far less grace or dignity to my stride, suddenly afraid this chance was gonna slip out of my fingers. Desperately trying to think of what to say as I pushed through the door, I was caught quite off guard when my mouth was suddenly blocked.

It took a good two or three seconds to realize she was kissing me. Thanking all spirits right and good, I wrapped my arms around her and gave it right back. I even whined slightly when she pulled away so soon.

"Now, you're not telling Sakura about this right? This isn't some 'fucking my girls best friend shit' is it?" she asked sternly. Nothing in her tone or face to indicate she'd gotten any pleasure thus far from our exchange. By contrast, I had to cough and wipe my mouth just to find some words.

"Oh hell no, I mean, she insists we're not dating or anything but-"

"-she'd be pissed, yeah. So this isn't about her?"

"No!" I assured her genuinely. "It's about me wanting to have sex with a super hot girl, and having a limited number of those I knew where to find," my explanation continued. It felt like I was making a mistake as I said it, but she laughed again, then pulled her face back against mine. She absolutely dominated my mouth, pinning my tongue, nibbling and pulling on my lips, then she shoved a hand firmly against my crotch and squeezed almost hard enough to hurt.

"Ohhh good, I was worried this wouldn't be worth the risk," she whispered into my face, lips an inch from mine. "But you are exceptionally well equipped," she continued, making my face heat up as she rejoined our lip lock. She hummed into my mouth. "Mmmm, put your fingers inside me," she demanded, squeezing a little harder down south to ensure compliance. As if it was needed.

The gasp she let out was a happy one, but her words still came out harsh.

"All four of them you dumbass! And go deeper!" she groaned, humping my hand slightly as she yanked my mouth right back into hers. Assuming it was fair game at this point, my opposite hand came up to her chest. She wore a tight cream-colored top that left her arms bare and her bust bulging. Almost as big as Hinata's I noted, but Hinata didn't shove her chest forward to match my motions. She certainly didn't critique me or make demands like this woman did.

"Dammit harder! You don't have to be so gentle with them!" she insisted. "And put your thumb on my tit, that's the real pleasure button!"

I obeyed.

The increase in the volume of her groans, still pouring directly into my mouth, was driving me crazy. Almost as much as the hand playing with my crotch, she wasn't rubbing, just cupping and patting, occasionally squeezing. Part of me worried she wasn't going to finish me, that after she got her release she'd shoo me out. As if reading my mind it was at that moment she broke the kiss and spoke.

"I'm ready, put it inside me, now!" she continued, yanking the waistband of my pants down. She released a loud yell when I slid it in, falling backward and resting her weight on my arm. "Pick me up and rest me against the wall," she said, breathless but still just as demanding.

Fucking a girl up against the wall, that was another first. One that I enthusiastically dove into, she didn't last long, our previous teasing already had her close. I don't think two minutes passed before she screamed once more, this time into my mouth, yanking at my hair with one hand. I continued my hard thrusts until she pulled her mouth away, this time pulling up to my ear instead of staring straight into my eyes.

"Cum. Cum inside me you fucker fill me up this second oh I want it so bad so bad please-" she said, tone sensual and seductive as she endlessly prattled on. She got what she wanted. With a groan from me and a breathless, victorious laugh from her, I finished, emptying my cock inside her. A short, content sigh made my cock twitch.

"Well! That was fun, put me down now," she said, slapping my cheek lightly.

"Damn, I thought Sakura was just talking, you really are a slut," I said without thinking. She scoffed in mock appalment.

"I'll have you know I've been dating my boyfriend for almost a year, and I've only cheated on him twice!" she said, wagging her finger in my face.

"Woah, you have a boyfriend?" it was the only thought my foggy mind could articulate.

"Uh, of course I do, look at me," she replied with a short flourish. "Just fucked you because it's hot 'borrowing' Sakura's boy toy. And I guess you're a little cute," she added with a shy smile that lasted approximately half a second. I chuckled.

"Yeah? You know I could have lasted longer if you hadn't-"

"Sign says back in thirty minutes dumbass," she began, before grinning and curling up close to me. "Besides you'd never be able to endure my heavenly womanhood long enough to make me cum, why do you think I spent so long humping your hand?" she mocked salaciously. She pulled away then, fidgeting with her panties and making me notice the growing wet spot my leaking fluids caused.

She snapped in my face.

"You should buy something before you go, you know, to explain being here," she suggested.

"Yeah, that makes sense… hey is there like, a type of flower to give someone as an apology?"

"Yeah, tons, like a business fuck up, a personal one…."

"Uh... I kind of pissed off this really powerful dude, I suppose its more personal then business, but I don't really know him personally," I explained, head starting to clear up.

"Are we talking like, a politician powerful or like, someone from Sasuke's family?"

"The second one, like the Uchihas,"

"Ah. Got caught making out with Hinata or something?" she replied immediately.

"A little worse than that, hey wait, how'd you know it was Hinata's family?"

"I'm psychic," she said dryly. "Okay, just so we're clear, remember earlier when I said you're not telling Sakura about this?" she asked, it seemed rhetorical but she waited for me to answer.

"Uh, yeah?"

"We're going to go ahead and bump that to don't tell anyone about this, especially nobody from the Hyuguus you hear me? Not her cousins, not her, not her maids, nobody! I know you fuckboys like to brag and I know I'm extremely bragworthy, but this is important, you understand that right?"

"Well I mean, me and Hinata aren't committed or anything, she just told her dad that so he wouldn't kill me," I cleared up.

She spent ten seconds staring at me with her eyes drooped while I tried to figure out what the problem was.

"NO-BO-DY," she practically growled

"Okay yeah sure, if you don't want anyone to know I won't talk, I promise!"

"Great, grab one of those boquets with the white flowers by the door, leave a hundred bucks on the counter, and let yourself out," she commanded, starting to grate on my nerves. It wasn't near as hot when we weren't in the middle of sex. "Oh, and Naruto?"

I paused at the door before leaving.

"Come by again soon, buy Hinata some flowers. This was fun," she said with a wink.

Thanks for reading, the next chapter My Friends Milf Mom, features Tsume Inuzaka!