Dumbledore shot out of bed the next morning with a fart, in a hurry to check his wizard phone.

Dumbledore squealed as he saw he had saw he had several notifications on his, phone, which indicated accepted friend requests on wizard book.

"Oooh Kingsley Shacklebolt has accepted my friend request!" Dumbledore mooed as he wiped a tear from his eye.

Dumbledore sat down on his bed and happily read the following names: "Molly Weasely ( the works #1 housewife), Ronald Weasely ( Gryffindor Golden boy), Ginerva Weasely ( super bitch 643). Dumbledore than read 12 more names all of which accepted his friend requests on wizard book.

Dumbledore put his phone back on the charger, and went to take a shower, until he realized something wrong:

" Harry didn't accept my friend request! " Dumbledore cried.

"Damn brat!" Dumbledore screeched as he went to go find Harry.

Harry was in the Great Hall, eating breakfast, with his fellow Ravenclaw friends,when he was slapped in the head by an angry Dumbledore.

"What the hell!" Harry said as he clutched his head.

"Shut up, sit down, and listen!" Dumbledore thundered.

"Alright, boy I sent you a friend request on wizard book, only to have you cancel it!" Dumbledore leered.

"Bug off, stop sending friend requests to kids you have a crush on!" Harry snapped.

"Listen here, you shit, either accept my friend request, or I'll kick your skinny little ass!" Dumbledore croaked.

Just then Harry got up and kicked Dumbledore in the stones.

"You little son of a bitch!" Dumbledore squirmed as he collapsed.

Moments later an extremely outraged Dumbledore stormed up to his office.

"Albus are you OK?" A voice asked concerned.

"Avada Kedavra!" Dumbledore said as he didn't even acknowledge who this person was.

Dumbledore then realized he needed to hide the body.

"Oh sorry Minerva!" Dumbledore said boredly as he threw the body of Minerva Mcgonnagal in a nearby abandoned classroom.

Dumbledore was now in depression from the incident with Harry earlier on. Trying to make things better Dumbledore but on a romantic comedy movie, in his brand soanking new 120" HD TV.

However before he could play the movie, there was a knock on his door, that would make Dumbledores day a little bit better.

"Come in!" Dumbledore sniffles.

"I got an order for Mr. Dumbledore, for his new laptop computer.

" ooo!" Dumbledore said excitedly.

"Have a good day, I'll be going now, the wizard sales person said.

"The hell you will!" Dumbledore barked as he locked the doors of his office, and approached the sales person menacingly.

"I can't just afresh man go, especially when he walks so willingly intk into my midst!" Dumbledore smiled evily, as his mouth resembled a parrots beak.

Before the guy could react, he was rugby tackled by Dumbledore. He then passed out as Dumbledore flipped him over, and prepared to have some sweet fun.