Dumbledore was grumpily browsing the web on his wiz phone.

Dumbledore then got an idea in his corroded, rotten mind.

"Ah I'll create a fake wiz book account and send Harry a friend request, he'll then accept and I can spy on him!" Dumbledore cackled.

"This is going to be cool!" Dumbledore belched to himself.

Dumbledore created the perfect fool proof fake account, he thought.

Name : Lennie Seville.

Occupation: assistant head of Amsterdam school of troubled wizards.

"That little bastard will for this!" Dumbledore wheezed and laughed maniacally, as he (Lennie) sent Harry a friend request.

Dumbledore then looked behind him.

It was Snape with his arms crossed and an eyebrow raised.

"Sending Harry a fake friend request, in hopes to spy Dumbledore?" Snape echoed.

"No!" Dumbledore said defensively.

"Dumbledore I was watching the whole time." Snape said sternly.

"Well mind your own business, or I might cut your pay, or issue another extremely harsh punishment." Dumbledore said authoritatively.

"Dumbledore I will be forced to tell Harry about this." Snape scolded

With that Snape left, leaving a wailing Dumbledore in his midst.