"Hell with this techno crap, Ill reel Harry in the old fashioned way, with the imperious curse! Dumbledore mooed as he surfed the web on his wiz phone!

Later that night:

Dumbledore stood camped outside the slytherin dorm, in a tent.

Dumbledore was sleeping in his tent until he heard chatter.

Dumbledore quickly put on some briefs and a bra, and grabbed his wand.

Dumbledore saw a figure coming out of the slytherin dorm.

Dumbledore raised the wand over his head, and screamed IMPERIO!

Dumbledores curse was easily blocked and the dumbstruck asswhipe was knocked on his ass by a curse.

Dumbledore was mad, so mad he had steam coming out of his ears.

However Dumbledores rage was diminished when he saw a furious Snape.

"Dumbledore that about it, I guess ill have to ground you!" Snape hollered as he hit Dumbledore in the face with a conjured rake.

"You bitch ! " Dumbledore hissed at snape

"Hand over your wiz phone and your wand." Snape said sternly.

A pouting Dumbledore grudgingly gave up his phone and wand, and proceeded to go in a corner and curl up in a fetal position, and cry.

"Dumbledore you will get these back soon if you behave." Snape said with a stern look, as he left a screaming , and Crying Dumbledore in his midst.

Dumbledore spent the rest of night huddled in a fetal position in a corner wailing .