Dumbledore and Filch chuckled in delight. The two dimwits just got done installing hidden cameras in all the men's showers in Hogwarts.
Dumbledore and Filch were watching the live shower cam footage on Dumbledores computer all day until Dumbledore pointed out a handsome hufflepuff. Dumbledore and Filch then camped outside of that bathroom until that puff came out. When he did Dumbledore stunned the sucker and had Filch carry him to his office to have lots of fun with and wipe his memory in the morning.
After a night of fun Dumbledore and Filch were back to watching the shower cam when Dumbledore got several video messages on his wiz phone at once.
The first one was from Mcgonnagal which Dumbledore answered annoyed. "Dumbledore you are deliberately cutting my pay with no explanation!" The aging transfiguration teacher screeched. "You're an annoying bitch hows that for an explanation!" Dumbledore sneered as he hung up on his mortal enemy.
Dumbledore grudgingly answered the next video chat from Snape. "Professor Dumbledore how dare you send your filthy squib to my office to steal your wand and phone back!" Snape barked as Filch became outraged.
"I'm very sorry Severus we will be good boys from now on!" Dumbledore beamed as he hung up on an outraged Snape.
Dumbledore was having a peaceful afternoon in his office listening to techno music and watching with rabid glee his shower cam footage when he was rudely interrupted.
Barging into Dumbledores office was an extremely angry Hagrid with a shovel!
"Rahhhhhhhhh!" Hagrid roared. "Something on your mind Hagrid?" Dumbledore asked seductively reaching for the tie in his robe.
"How dare you send me nudes you bastard!" Hagrid roared.
"Hagrid calm down..." Dumbledore began as he was hit square in the head with the shovel and promptly collapsed in a heap. Hagrid then advanced on Dumbledore then he was attacked by Filch!
Filch started biting Hagrid on the hand and throat. Hagrid grabbed Filchs hair and ripped half it off then he proceeded to punch his lights out then snapped his spine over his knee. With Filch dead a psychotic Hagrid advanced on Dumbledore!
To be continued...
