Space jam alex, rachel, and rj's adventure ch 8:
Ch 8: getting the basketball gear/no more basketball
(Back up in the real world, we see bugs and daffy digging underground).
Daffy duck:
The view back here stinks!
(Just then bugs stops digging and daffy bumps into him).
Daffy duck:
What?
Bugs bunny:
I think we're right in front of their house.
Daffy duck:
I knew that.
Bugs bunny:
Shhhh. Okay let's go in this way.
Daffy duck:
I say let's go in that way.
(Both daffy and bugs split up).
Bugs bunny:
He just never learns.
(Daffy walks around for a bit).
Daffy duck:
Now let me see. I must be very, very, very… close. (Pulls out a lighter and lights it).
(As he lights his lighter, he sees a huge dog in front of him growling).
Daffy duck:
Mother.
(The dog roughs daffy up all through his doghouse).
(Meanwhile inside the house we see bugs come up from under the carpet humming finding himself in the entrance).
Bugs bunny:
Hmmm nice digs.
(Just then bugs hears a knock on the door).
Bugs bunny:
(Walks to the door) well, well. I wonder who that could be? (Opens the door).
(Daffy duck comes stumbling in all roughed up from the neighbor's dog).
Daffy duck:
Twinkle, twinkle little star! (falls to the ground).
Bugs bunny:
(Picks daffy up) shhhhh! Everyone's sleeping.
Daffy duck:
I knew that…
Bugs bunny:
(Covers daffy's beak with his hand) come on, come on. We gotta find the kids's basketball stuff. (Opens a door) none nothing in here.
Daffy duck:
(Opens a door) nope. Ah but a real nice dining room table.
Bugs bunny:
Hmmm. let's check this room here.
Daffy duck:
Yes oh fearless leader.
(Bugs and daffy open the door and see it is Rachel's room).
Daffy duck:
Wow. someone is a bit obsessed. You think she's got enough toys?
Bugs bunny:
Speaking of toys, you know those mugs, and the t-shirts, and the lunchboxes with our pictures on them?
Daffy duck:
Yeah?
Bugs bunny:
You uh ever seen any money from all that stuff?
Daffy duck:
Ha not a cent.
Bugs bunny:
Hmmm me either.
Daffy duck:
(Sighs) it's a crying shame. We gotta get new agents rabbit, cause we are getting screwed. (Notices rachel's basketball gear). Is that the girl's stuff?
Bugs bunny:
Yeah looks like it. Okay duck go and grab it.
Daffy duck:
Why me?
Bugs bunny:
Just grab it ya maroon.
(Daffy groans and grumbles under his breath as he walks into Rachel's room to get her basketball stuff).
(But unknown to Daffy he steps over a red light on the floor that sends an alarm to Alex, rj, and Rachel's parents room that wakes up their father).
Harvey:
(Wakes up snorting) wha? (Checks his phone for the security app).
Nancy:
(Wakes up) huh honey what's wrong?
Harvey:
Someone broke into our house?
Nancy:
What?
Harvey:
It's alright. Ill take care of it. (Gets out of bed, goes into his closet and pulls out a shotgun).
Nancy:
Harvey we should let the cops handle this?
Harvey:
Honey what if it's the same psycho that took our ids back for other stuff. I'm not gonna take that chance. (Leaves the room).
(Bugs and Daffy soon arrive at Alex and RJ's room).
Bugs bunny:
Bingo. Now spread out and search the place.
Daffy duck:
Yes sahibe. (Walks over to a dresser and sighs). Oh brother. I am at the peak of my form playing second banana to a hairbrain. (Grumbles and moans).
Bugs bunny:
Yap, yap, yap. (Suddenly notices a bag over on alex's bed and picks it up) oh this could be useful.
(Bugs notices Alex's sneakers on top of his dresser and grabs them and puts them in the bag and also finds one of RJ's sneakers and puts it in the bag but cannot find the other one).
Bugs bunny:
Where is that other shoe? (Notices the other shoe on top of a shelf above another dresser) eureka! (Climbs to the top bunk of the bed and prepares to leap onto the shelf) come to papa.
(Bugs quickly leaps to the shelf and holds onto the sides of the shelf tight).
Daffy duck:
What a fuzz foot. You are so clumsy.
Bugs bunny:
(Grabs rj's other sneaker and drops it down to daffy) catch feather head.
Daffy duck:
(Catches the sneaker with the open bag) thanks.
(Bugs drops from the shelf and harvey is outside in the hallway and hears bugs's feet land and quickly heads to the room).
Bugs bunny:
Welp lets get going.
Daffy duck:
Did we get everything?
Bugs bunny:
Yeah everything except for…
(Bugs and daffy both have shocked looks on their faces as they realize what they forgot).
Bugs bunny/daffy duck:
The shorts!
Bugs bunny:
Let's not panic. Let's just keep looking.
(Before they continue Harvey breaks the door down and points his gun at both Daffy and bugs).
Harvey:
Freeze you sickos!
Daffy duck:
Yipe!
(Before Harvey fires he looks at both bugs and daffy and is in awe).
Harvey:
What the? Bugs bunny? Daffy duck? Wait… (Chuckles) oh i get it. Im sleepwalking and dreaming. Heh now it all makes sense.
Daffy duck:
He must be delusional as all…
Bugs bunny:
(Covers daffy'd beak) shhhh. Just go with it. Uh yeah doc your dreaming. Say, you wouldn't happen to know where your kids's shorts are do you?
Harvey:
My kids? Are they okay?
Bugs bunny:
Ofc they are okay mac. Actually since this is your dream they are helping us with a big basketball game.
Harvey:
Ah that's my boys. Hopefully my daughter is just one the sidelines calculating.
Bugs bunny:
And why is that doc?
Harvey:
Well it's pretty obvious. Girls shouldn't be allowed to play basketball (chuckles).
(Bugs sighs and walks up to harvey).
Bugs bunny:
Come here for a sec doc.
(Harvey leans down to bugs and bugs quickly grabs his shirt).
Bugs bunny:
Actually mac your daughter is on the team.
Harvey:
Say what? Oh right again my dream so this isn't real.
Bugs bunny:
Eh right. Now about the shorts?
Harvey:
Oh right. They are always down in the living room. Rj always forgets them.
(Bugs and daffy head downstairs and spot the 3 shorts behind the couch, quickly grab them, and head out of the hose safely as harvey wakes them up).
(Harvey then heads back to bed after placing his shotgun down).
Harvey:
Wait. how do they know about my kids?
(Bugs and daffy head back to the golf course).
Daffy duck:
That was so terrifying. I think my life flashed before my eyes.
Bugs bunny:
Eh it was nothing too scary. I can't count how many times I almost got shot.
Daffy duck:
But still. That is the last time I am ever working with fathers. Look rabbit, you better hope these kids know how to play hoops.
Bugs bunny:
Don't worry duck, they are gonna do fine.
Daffy duck:
Well we can only hope. Hey listen, I have been thinking of a team name. How does this sound? The ducks!
Bugs bunny:
Oh please. What kind of mickey mouse organization would name their team the ducks?
Daffy duck:
So sue me, it's just a suggestion.
(Bugs and daffy find a hole, take the flag out, and jump into the hole).
(Right next to the hole we see Simon as he just saw bugs and daffy jump into the golf hole).
Simon:
What the…? Hey guys. You will not believe what I just saw.
Cherri:
Simon, I really could care less right now. I'm too tired from digging.
Simon:
Just listen. This is a bit absurd to believe but i just saw bugs bunny and daffy duck jump into a golf hole.
Tom:
Pfffft yeah right and i'm secretly the queen of england man. (Sighs) well let's call it a night guys. We can't find them.
Cherri:
(Groans) finally! I need to go home and take a nice nap and shower.
Simon:
But guys…
Tom:
Cool it simon. I just hope alex, rachel, and rj are okay wherever they are.
(Back in tuneland. We see the tunes working out to a richard simmons vhs tape).
Richard simmons on tv:
Your doing it! Your becoming mighty!
Porky pig:
C… come on guys n…. No pain n… no gain.
(As the tunes continue to exercise, bugs opens a door to the locker room).
Bugs bunny:
Eh guys?
Tunes:
Yes?
Bugs bunny:
Look who's finally ready to play.
(As bugs moves out of the way, the tunes are in awe as they see alex, rachel, and rj in their gear ready to practice).
Rj:
Hey guys. D…. Do I look fat in these?
Alex:
No, you look perfectly fine.
Rj:
Oh heh good.
Rachel:
Okay we look good, but let's see if we can get this right.
(The 3 take to the court and begin practicing)
(Rachel making a perfect 3 point shot as Alex dribbles the ball down the court and passes it to rj as he goes in for a lay up dunk and the tunes cheer).
(Rj makes a few other amazing dunks as rachel then shows off more of her skills by dribbling the ball up and down the court and goes off for a nice dunk as both her brothers clap for her).
Alex:
Awesome rache.
Rachel:
Thanks bro. And don't call me rache?
Bugs bunny:
Heh sounds like you there doll.
Lola bunny:
(Grabs bugs's lips with her finger and thumb and squishes his lips closed) don't push your luck there bugs.
End of ch.
