Chapter 3- A Family Which Isn't Really a Family

"Man, Koal... this chicken... awesome..."

"Indeed. You won't food like this anywhere. Though, I never expected an Allied Nation CO to compliment my food."

"What's the big deal? It's just food."

"Shut up, woman."

Yina, Koal, Nervin, and Jugger were eating in the table for lunch. It was a big dish of fried rice, orange chicken, and beef with brocolli. "Are you like a chef or something? This stuff is so good!" said Nervin, "Especially this orange chicken... so sweet."

"Why do peope call this orange chicken? It doesn't even look that orange," said Yina. Koal spoked, "Well, they because-"

"Isn't orange chicken from Orange Star?" interrupted Nervin. There was a pause. "Orange chicken is not from Orange Star, you big dimwit!" Koal whacked Nervin on the head with a huge serving spoon. They all continued to eat. Nervin silently gulped his food until he saw something... unusual.

"Hey, Koal. You're robot friend... doesn't seem hungry." All three of them looked at Jugger, who haven't touched his plate. "Of course, he's hungry," said Koal, "Isn't it obvious?"

Yina and Nervin were puzzled. "Koal... how the hell can you tell that a steel ball of yours is hungry!" shouted Yina.

"Sheesh, I hate it when people mind Jugger so much at te table..."


It was getting dark. Nervin was watching TV, and Yina was using the laptop for research about the Orane Star history. Jugger's power battery was too low for him to do anything, so Koal went grocery shopping by himself. "I'm back! Nervin, since Jugger is recharging, you can go and prepare the oven and kitchen tools!"

"Yes, sir! Anything for more of your food!" As soon as Koal put on his apron, the door rang. "Yina, get the door!"

"Go get it, yourself. I'm not gonna be bossed around by some clown!" yelled Yina from her room. Koal opened the door and it was a person in a familiar uniform. "Eh... and who might you be?" asked Koal.

"Hello, sir. Immigration officer, at service," he said. There was a pause. "Oh, hell no..."

Koal, Yina, and Nervin were sitting on the couch, while the officer sat on a chair. "So... what's your business around here?" asked Koal, nervously.

"Oh, I just heard..." said the officer, "that there's something you're missing before you're required to become a citizen of Orange Star Nation."

"What? Are you racist or something?" asked Koal. 'Young man, I say that I am not racist and you're showing a bad attitude here!" Koal shut his mouth.

"Well, Koal. Have you ever graduated from highschool before?" questioned the officer. Koal nodded.

"Hmm, odd. The folders say you've never attended school, especially the pre-level."

"Wait... does this mean..." Koal was shocked. "I have to go to school again!"

Nervin fell silently, while Yina laughed all over Koal. "This can't be... unless... agh! I must've left them at home!"

"Hah, clown face is going to baby school!" laughed Yina. Koal looked down.

"Not to mention, are these two your parents?" questioned the officer. Yina stopped laughing, and Koal looked up.

"Man, what kind of irresponsible parents would not let their child go to school?" asked the officer.

"What! This is not a family, you stupid cop! I'm not married, and why would I marry a big dumb idiot like Nervin? And clown face, he is not my son! Why the hell would you think that, mister big fat officer?" shouted Yina, angrily. Nervin was left speechless, and Koal almost looked like he's laughing.

"Well, I kinda think that way. I mean, a man, a woman, and boy. Looks like a family from what I see. Speaking of family, I'll take it back. You guys are too weird. Nervin, I know he's a Blue Moon CO, but for a russian CO, he was rumored as a dumbass."

"Hey! That's not nice!"

"And Koal, why would someone keep his face painted like that! It's... hideous!"

"Always with that same exact insult around the world!"

"And you, young ma'am. You are the worst of the three. You have... a tail... and cat ears sticking out of your hair! What are you, a mutalized freak? I mean, who would make such freaky... person? Not to mention how hot-headed are you!"

"That's... it! Get out of our house!"


"Yeah... I'm sorry I've caused a fuss about you, guys. I think I just can't take this place, anymore."

"Eh... don't worry, officer," said Koal, "I always get the same annoying insult alot."

"I take back everything I said, so how's the girl?"

"Don't worry, I'm sure she's doing fine," said Nervin.

"Er... okay. Don't forget, Koal. You have to register for... preschool."

"Yeah... I know... well, goodbye. I gotta check my robot."

"Hm? You have a robot?"

"Yes."

The officer didn't said anything, and he left.