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A/N: Hey! I'm updating! (is proud) This is going to be one of my FAVORITE chapters to write! and OMG... only... TWO MORE CHAPTERS OF FRUITS BASKET OMGOMG (cries). Well anyway, onto the chapter... (hums Rewrite from FMA)


Machi left the bathroom and slid the door shut, heart hammering. A week. She was a week late. And it was exactly two weeks since she and Yuki had... you know... done the deed. With wide eyes she walked weakly down the hall. To know for sure she had to take a formal test... But it would be way too suspicious if she suddenly went to the convenience store. Yuki or Manabe might want to come with her, and good god, she didn't want THEM to know. There was only one person she could ask...

"Good morning Kuragi-san!" Just at that moment, Tohru had emerged from her room with a bright smile.

"Honda-sempai..."

"Hm?"

At that moment Machi grabbed her hand and pulled her into the bathroom.

"Kuragi-san, what...?" Tohru asked with a puzzled expression.

"Honda-sempai... I need you to buy me something from the convenience store." Machi said urgently.

"Uh... what is it? And why do you have to ask me in the bathroom?" Tohru was getting even more confused by the minute.

Machi took a deep breath, a blush growing on her face. "I need you to buy me a pregnancy test."

Tohru turned white. Chalk white. Machi thought she had stopped breathing. "P-pregnancy test...?"

"Honda-sempai, are you okay...?" She asked worriedly.

"I-if you need a pregnancy test... then that means you and Yuki-kun..." Tohru collapsed against the wall.

Machi blushed harder. "Y-yeah... we did..."

Tohru shot up, scaring Machi. "That means that day... the noises!" She blushed crimson, turning to Machi. "H-Hai... I'll buy that for you..."

"Arigatou..."

Tohru stumbled out of the bathroom, eyes swirling. Kuragi-san and Yuki-kun... they... they...

Kagura came out of the room she shared with Rin, and grabbed Tohru's shoulder. "Hi Tohru-kun!"

"UWAAHH WHAT?" Tohru jumped up ten feet before falling over.

"Um... are you okay?" Kagura asked, putting her hands on her hips.

"NO! I'M FINE! I'M TOTALLY FINE! AHAHAHAHA..." Tohru laughed nervously.

"No offense, Tohru-kun, but you suck at lying." Kagura stated bluntly.

"EHHHHH? I'm not lying! I swear! I swear! I was just going to the convenience store!" Tohru said.

"Oh, in that case, I'll go with you... there's um... someone I want to see there anyway..." Kagura added, blushing slightly.

"NO!" Tohru yelled, making Kagura jump out of her thoughts. "I HAVE TO GO ALONE!"

Kagura raised her eyebrows. "What are you buying?"

Tohru's heart stopped beating and she turned the color of paper. REALLY WHITE PAPER.

"Tohru-kun...?"

"I... I'M BUYING Q-TIPS!" With that Tohru broke into a sprint down the hallway, leaving Kagura blinking.

"Gone like the wind..."


"Hey, minna-san!" As soon as Tohru left, Kagura burst into the living area where everyone was lounging together. The only person missing was Machi, who was hiding in her room. "Tohru-kun is acting weird! Really suspicious! She won't tell me what she's going to the convenience store to buy... And she's acting like she's hiding something."

Everyone looked up in a puzzled way. Most shrugged it off, knowing that Tohru acts overly-suspicious over nothing, and other's decided they would keep a look out for anything odd.

Meanwhile, Tohru was at the convenience store, heart racing. W-which one should I get! Tohru gulped and picked one up and walked to the counter. She looked up and turned that color again. Yup, the paper/chalk/snow/whatever shade of white. The boy at the counter was someone who went to her school. She placed the item on the counter, trying to pretend she didn't know him.

Naohito picked up the box. A pregnancy test? He looked up at her with raised eyebrows, before giving her the price.

"AHHH, Y-YES! YES! UM... HERE!" She shoved the money into his hands, and grabbed the bag before sprinting out the door.

Naohito blinked. "Don't you want your change...?"

Tohru walked into the house, hands shaking. She dropped the plastic bag, and the box rolled out. "EEP!" Tohru squealed before hastily getting on her knees and putting it back in the bag. She looked around frantically, before hurrying down the hallway.

From inside the kitchen, Momiji's mouth fell open.

"MINNA-SAN!" This time Momiji burst into the living area where everyone but Tohru and Machi were present. Everyone looked up. "T... TOHRU-KUN IS PREGNANT!"

Choruses of "WHAT?" broke out as everyone sat up straight.

"It's true! I just saw her come in... and she had... a pregnancy test!"

Heads turned slowly and menacingly towards Kyo, eyes glowing.

"W-Why does it feel like everyone's been posessed by the devil...?" Kyo asked, sweating.

"That time... two weeks ago... YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF HER DIDN'T YOU?" Uotani and Yuki asked, getting up and cracking their knuckles.

"Kyo-kun's a PERVVV!" Manabe sang, not helping the situation.

"WE DIDN'T! I-IT WASN'T ME!" Kyo stood up and ran out of the room before he could be brutally beaten by everyone in it.


"So... Shishou... uh... what did you want to talk about?" Kyo asked Kazuma, who was sitting across from him at the table.

Kazuma took a sip of his tea and put it down. "Kyo... A woman's body is a very delicate thing..."

"I DID NOT GET TOHRU PREGNANT!"

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Not too long after, Tohru, Kyo, and Machi entered the room... and got jumped by it's occupants.

"TOHRU-KUUUUNNN!"

Tohru looked at them with wide eyes. "Y-yes...?"

"DID YOU DO ANYTHING DIRTY WITH KYO-KUN?"

Tohru put her finger to her chin. "Ano... I'm not really sure..." Tohru said in all innocence, thinking of the time when the two cleaned the house together.

Hatori raised his eyebrows. "You're not sure...?"

At that time from the corner of the room, Rin spoke up. "What if Kyo... raped Tohru...?" She said darkly.

"EHHHH?" Tohru exclaimed.

"Close your eyes and ears Kisa!" Hiro exclaimed.

"YOU RAPED TOHRU?"

"NO!"

At this point, everyone was on the edge of their seats (although too lazy or hot to get up) and Kyo was panting, and Tohru was beet red, with no idea how to react.

"But then what were you doing that time, with Tohru, NAKED?" Uotani asked, pointing an accusing finger.

Tohru and Kyo stiffened. They couldn't say it in front of everyone, that would give away the curse. "Ano..." Tohru stumbled on what to say. "Y-You see... Kyo-kun was... er... coming out of the shower... and um... asking me something on his way to his room... and uh... he tripped! Yeah! And fell on my bed! And his towel fell off! Yeah! That's exactly what happened!" Tohru finished, laughing nervously.

The others (who weren't cursed) stared with raised eyebrows, unconvinced.

"Then... you must have done it willingly... ne, Tohru...?" Rin asked, cocking an eyebrow.

"W-WHAAT?" Now Tohru was on the verge of fainting, and the others turned to Rin in surprise.

"Think about it. Kyo comes in after the shower to answer Tohru's question... what if Tohru's not as innocent as we think... and she was really asking him... TO SLEEP WITH HER!" Rin pointed an accusing finger at Tohru, who fell over from shock.

All of the occupants of the room turned slowly, eyes twitching, to Tohru. So... dirty...

"I-I-I... I DIDN'T! I MEAN... T-THAT'S SO... DIRTY!" Tohru cried, falling to her knees.

Yuki sighed. "How could Honda-san be like that? Think about it."

"But then..." Momiji started. "Why would she have a pregnancy test?"

Tohru froze. He had seen it. Here comes that papery color. "T-That... that was..."

"SO IT'S THE TRUTH?" The others yelled, recoiling with wide eyes.

"NO!" The others looked from Tohru to Machi, the source of the voice. "If that's what it was about... then don't blame Honda-sempai. T-That pregnancy test... was for me..."

Yuki and Manabe stood up abruptly. "YOU'RE PREGNANT?"

"I told you to use protection!" Manabe yelled.

"I'll take full responsibility!" Yuki assured.

"IT CAME OUT NEGATIVE!" Machi screeched. "So would you please... be quiet..."

The entire room fell quiet as Yuki turned around. Both Yuki and Machi turned the color of ripe tomatoes. "Er..." Yuki stammered.

Most of the room snickered, though about half of them already knew.

Mayuko sighed. "This is why we discuss safe sex and teen pregnancy in school." She rubbed her temples.

Hatori slipped an arm over the back of the couch behind her. She looked at the man who was sitting next to her, a smirk on his lips. "It's okay if it's safe, right?" he asked. Mayuko blushed bright red, and Hatori laughed. "Just kidding."

Mayuko turned to him. "Yeah, it's okay if it's safe."

Hatori's cheeks tinged noticably red as he turned his gaze forward.

And so ended another weird day in the summer house of Sohma.


Lol, this is one of my favorite chapters. I hope you like it too. Some innuendo there with Hatori and Mayu. ;D