Hello its me again. If you haven't noticed this story is a light fun story of how Luffy break minds. Because I greatly enjoy the headache Luffy caused people just by being Luffy. Don't question too much how things are possible because, again this is Luffy we are talking about. Just enjoy the insanity of Luffy.

I will be using the pronouns him/he for Luffy until the Whitebeards know Luffy is a girl just for easier understanding. It won't be too long so don't worry.

A reader int: Hello thank you so much for being my first reviewer for my first story. I am also not a fan of Akainu but I just couldn't help put him wrap under Luffy's little fingers (It's Luffy magic). I also got the same reaction whenever I reread this story whenever Luffy can't tell he's a girl and how Ace is starting to question himself because of Luffy's charm.

Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece.


CHAPTER 2 - The Strawhat pirates

Marco didn't know how everything happened. Hell, he wasn't even sure what happened after releasing the kid. The kid was a magnet for trouble, but strangely in some ways everything turned out fine.

"Seeeee youuuu around!" Luffy yelled as he waved the retreating (stolen) marine warship that was sailing away from Moby Dick

"So who is the kid?" Izo asked eyeing the still waving kid

"I'm Luffy!" He introduced himself as he turn around and looked at them "Ace kidnapped me to be a pirate!"

"Isn't Ace in impel down?" Haruta asked "How the hell can he even think of kidnapping someone dressed as a marine?" He used the word 'dressed' because everyone don't believe that the brat is a marine

"Yes." Marco simply said

"Gararararararara why would he do that then?" Whitebeard asked amused at the brat

"Well Grampa kidnapped me to be a marine, so Ace kidnapped me to be a pirate!" Luffy smiled "He unkidnapped me from being a marine!" He said proudly as if that will explain everything

Ace groaned and smacked Luffy on the head "You don't make sense Luffy! I kidnapped you so my bounty will rise!"

"I don't think kidnapping the brat will be the reason your bounty will rise." Atmos said looking at the leaving warship "Its because of all the prisoners you let out."

"What happened?" Thatch asked. It was a miracle that Thatch survived the attacked. He was in coma for weeks and barely survived the first few days.

Marco sighed in defeat "I was just planning on freeing Jimbe." Marco looked at Ace "But then Ace flirted with the kid-"

"I did not!" Ace yelled which earned the attention of everyone listening 'What exactly happened in that prison.'

"- and freed the kid." They looked at the kid who is now picking his nose "Then the kid met someone he knew, wanted to free them-"

"They're friends!" Luffy protested

"- the next thing we know we have an army following us out of Impel Down." He sighed again still trying to understand what the hell happened "Then someone stole a fucking warship and just let us pass through."

"That's it?" Thatch asked in disbelief

"Yes thats it."

"Garararararararara what an interesting brat!" Whitebeard laughed his eyes twinkling as he watch the brat bother Ace about something

Marco almost paled "Pops please don't. Just a few hours with the kid exhausted me to the next life."

Whitebeard looked at him innocently "What are you talking about son?"

"Wait! Did you just said you're a marine?" Thatch yelled as soon as the other part of Luffy's sentence

Luffy pouted "Yeah, because Grampa kidnapped me!"

"How are you even a marine?" Thatch yelled again "Just one punch and you look like you'll die!"

Luffy glared at Thatch and pouted, which really defeat the glare he's sending. Glaring and pouting make him look like a cute little dog that is trying to scare its owner. Thatch, and everyone (including Ace, he will not admit it though) tried not to coo at the cuteness.

"Rude." Luffy crossed his arms over his chest

Jimbe sighed "Luffy-kun is really a marine." Jimbe sighed "I'm just not sure what position."

"Its not like its my choice. Grampa kidnapped me and refused to let me go until I was enlisted in to be a stupid marine." His face turned to horror "Do you know how traumatizing Grampa's training?" Ace paled with the mention of 'Grampa' and 'training'. "I'm sure I died a lot of times!"

"Garararararararara it couldn't be that bad."

Luffy and Ace looked at each other and back to Whitebeard with dead looking eyes as they both shiver at a memory

"Throwing me to an island full with cannibal people-" Luffy started

"Throwing me to an pit-less ravine-" Ace followed

"Tying me to a balloon to fly over an open ocean, when I can't even swim-"

"Leaving me on a sinking boat on a shark infested ocean-"

"-and the never ending 'fist of love'" both finished as they tremble once again

Everyone blinked, once, twice, thrice as then watch the two pale teens as they said their encounter with Luffy's Grampa… wait Luffy's grampa! Which means they're blood related.

"Wait, if Ace knows this grampa, does that mean you're related yoi?" Marco asked

"Not by blood!" Luffy quickly said "So I can still marry Ace!"

Ace smacked Luffy on the head "Stop spouting nonsense Luffy!"

"Garararararaara it seems you have a very difficult childhood. But why are you thrown in Impel down if you're a marine?"

"Refused to participate in the war!" Luffy replied nonchalantly picking his nose again

Whitebeard raised a brow in amusement "Scared?"

"Nope! Shihihihihi"

"But why would you refuse them?" Ace asked "The shitty greezer almost beg you to show your stupid cute face to the war." Everyone snickered as they heard Ace call Luffy cute without meaning to. It seems that their little brother does't 100% dislike the attention and affection of the Luffy-kid. Izo's smiled widely already planning the up coming wedding of their currently littlest brother and soon to be littlest brother.

"Well I don't agree with their reason to execute someone because of-" Luffy glance at the tense Ace before continuing "- if it was a reason for being a bad pirate I might just show up before leaving." Luffy then looked again at the more calm Ace and smiled his thousand watt smile "Then I met Ace in impel down and realize he's cool and nice!" Luffy had stars in his eyes as he looks at Ace in full adoration "Also he's cute. Shihihihihi!"

Everyone burst out laughing in absolute glee as they listen to the kid's story. They were both pleased that the brat refused to go to war for some unknown reason and took a liking to their currently littlest brother who is blushing so hard yelling at the still laughing brat.

"Stop with all this nonsense Luffy!" Ace yelled smacking the kid again

"But I'm not kidding! Ace is super nice and cool and is also super cute!" Luffy yelled again "Bo-ni-chan told me how horrible liar I am so I'm telling the truth! I really like Ace!"

"I would have never imagine this to ever happen in my entire life!" Haruta roared in laughter already rolling on the floor together with most of the crew

"Is this how they interact before I came yoi?" Marco asked completely amused at the interaction of the two.

Jimbe laughed "Amusing isn't it?" He smirked as he remembered something "Ace, don't forget Luffy's Grampa's warning." He teased

"Ace glared at the fishman "I am not seducing him! He is seducing me!"

"And its actually working!" Thatch yelled between laughter

"I never thought he is your type yoi" Marco smirked

"I don't like-" Ace started to yell glaring at the boy which gave him a pitiful look with teary eyes. Ace smacked his head and looked away blushing "I don't like boys." He barely whispered

"But I'm a gir-" for the fourth time in this story, Luffy was interrupted in clearing up the misunderstanding

"A pirate ship is approaching! Fast!" A voice yelled from above

"The ship is fucking flying!" Another shouted

Everyone stopped and stare at the direction the voice pointed out. After a few seconds they can clearly see a lion… flower, ship approaching and stopped just beside the Moby Dick

"The strawhat pirates." Marco said in a low dangerous tone

"What are the most elusive pirates doing here? Showing out of nowhere!" Namur asked

"Interesting brats! Gararararara!" Whitebeard said eyeing the ship

Everyone missed the excitement of a marine wearing brat looking at the ship with excitement and longing

Soon, one by one, the pirates stood at the rail of Moby Dick. "Permission to come aboard Whitebeard-san?" The raven haired girl said with a cold smile that made almost everyone shiver

"Permission granted." Whitebeard simply said

Soon all the strawhats step down from the rail, all 8 crew members. Everyone but a strawhat wearing captain.

"Why are you here yoi?" Marco demanded ready for a fight

Before anyone can answer, a ball of white run passed the Whitebeard pirates and straight to the Strawhat pirates.

"Zoro! Sanji! Nami! Ussop! Chopper! Robin! Franky! Brooke!" Luffy yelled as he throw himself to each and everyone of them giving them a big bear hug

"Do you know them Luffy?" Ace asked staring at the newly arrived pirate

Thatch snicker "Are you jealous Ace?" Which earn him a smack from the fireman

"They're my nakama!" Luffy simply said grinning

"You didn't mention being a part of Strawhat pirates Luffy-kun." Jimbe said earning the attention of them

"Oh Jimbe! Long time no see!" Sanji greeted "Have you thought about the offer of Lu-swhannnn?" Sanji's eyes turned to hearts as he danced his noodle dance

"As I've said before, I still have duties elsewhere." Jimbe apologetically said as he bowed slightly. He looked at the ship slightly and frowned "Where is Lu-chan?"

Every strawhat pirate looked at him like he grew a 2nd head.

"Don't you recognize Luffy?" Nami asked slowly looking at Luffy who is now digging in his nose

Jimbe blinked at the sudden question. "I do. He's the marine I frequently meet during warlord meetings."

"He?" All of them asked in both confusion and amusement.

When Jimbe only nodded, the strawhats looked at each other and burst out laughing earning frowns from the Whitebeard pirates. Feeling offended at the sudden outburst

"Luffy-bro you still have't told them yet?" Franky asked amused at the situation

Luffy pouted "I was always interrupted so its not my fault!"

"Oh yeah! Before I forgot!" Nami said as she walked toward Luffy and smacked him on the head with her climatact "Why the hell are you here?" She grabbed Luffy and shook him "We were worried when you suddenly went missing on the last island then the next we heard you were thrown in Impel down! We were suppose to bust your ass out when we heard you're on Whitebeard's ship!" Nami yelled "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? HOW CAN YOU BE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE IN LESS THAN A WEEK!"

"Seriously Luffy, sometimes we believe you're doing it on purpose." Ussop sighed in defeat

"WE WERE SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU THAT SOME PERVERT KIDNAPPED YOU OR SOME SADISTIC PERVERT WAS TORTURING YOU IN IMPEL DOWN!" Nami yelled again

"That is so no cool Luffy-bro." Franky said disappointed at Luffy

"My heart almost burst out my chest Luffy-kun. If only I have a heart to burst Yohohohohoho!"

"Nami almost destroy the entire island." Chopper pouted "And Robin almost killed every male on the island."

"Demons." Zoro muttered

"I'm so disappointed that I might not give a lot of meat for Lu-swchan." Sanji teased

Luffy's eyes widen in fear and panicked as Nami released him "But its not my fault I was kidnapped!"

"You're kidnapped. Again?" Sanji asked in dead tone

"Who kidnapped you this time Luffy-kun?" Robin asked with her cold stone smile

"Grampa!" Luffy yelled in panic, "He saw me on the island and dragged me back to HQ and demanded me to participate in a stupid war! Then when I refused they threw me in Impel Down!"

"This is going to be a big problem Luffy, we can't keep on this secret forever." Zoro said

Luffy grinned "Its fine now! I'm not a marine anymore!" This earned grins and smiles from the strawhat pirates "I'M FREEE TO BE A PIRATE!"

Nami's eyes turned to stars "Then the deal starts, right?"

Luffy paled as he looked at Nami. "Now?" Nami gave a dangerous smile and nod "But I'm hungry!"

Sanji burst in anger "How dare they let Luffy-chan go hungry!"

"Sanji will prepare a feast for you!" Nami said excitedly making Luffy excited at the mention of 'feast', "After a bath!" Nami then dragged Luffy back to there ship with a crying Luffy

"Will he be okay?" Ace asked worried

"Is Ace worried about little Luffy?" Thatch snicked again earning another smack on the head

Marco looked at Thatch on the floor holding his growing bump on his head "Shouldn't you learn by now yoi?"

"I'm sorry for this sudden excitement Whitebeard-san. But seeing Luffy well and learning that he's free is a big celebration for us." Robin smiled a soft smile "We will be holding a feast and we would like to invite you all. Explanations will be held later." She looked back at their ship "I'm sure when the two are back, you'll have more questions for us."

"Shouldn't your captain at least show himself?" Marco asked annoyed

Every strawhats remaining on their ship grinned "You'll meet captain later. Captain is in the middle of a problem now. Fufufufufuf." All questions and complains was gone by the dangerous glint in Robin's eye

"Gararararaar what an interesting bunch!"


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