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During the wait, both pirates manage to dock on an uninhabited island where their feast will be held. Both cooks from the pirate crew prepared the feast while others started a betting pool on what the two are doing."

"Why is a girl helping Luffy-kun?" Jimbe asked earning to attention of almost everybody

"Nami appointed herself in forcing… I mean teaching Luffy about hygiene and proper conduct." Ussop answered

"Luffy did mention Nami-chan dressing him up." Jimbe said thinking back their conversation in Impel down

Ussop burst out laughing "Its because there was this one fight where Luffy's cloths was shredded to pieces that his shirt was ruined to nothing leaving his chest bare for the world!"

"Nami had a heart attack that day!" Zoro added with a slight blush

"It was a good thing we still didn't have Sanji with us, or he'll really die because of nosebleed!" Ussop laughed again

"Why?" Izo asked confused "There is nothing wrong with a boy showing his bare chest." He pointed out "I mean if she's that conservative, he wouldn't let him-" points at Zoro "-walk with his bare chest."

Ussop and Zoro looked at each other. An amused grin grew on Zoro's face while Ussop burst out laughing again.

"Remember what you said right now after they both go out." Ussop laughed

"Robin, are the cameras ready?" Zoro asked "I can feel them already walking to the deck."

"Fufufufufuf yes. I am quite excited in seeing everyone's expression in our little surprise."

Everyone was staring at the strawhat's ship when they heard Zoro mention them already coming out. Everyone was excited for that 'surprise' they were talking about that they even have hundreds of cameras to picture their reaction.

I mean, there couldn't be anything more shocking to them than knowing the brat was a marine.

Oh how wrong they are.

Soon two sets of footstep was heard and they saw Nami starting to go down the ramp, face full of accomplishment and pride as she looks at a certain location on the beach.

"Arg!" Ace's voice was heard as they heard a large thump making the boy tumble backwards with a small body wrapped around his torso

"Ace! Nami said you'll like this outfit!" The wrapped body on Ace said with excitement earning a raised brow from the Whitebeard pirates and amused smile on the strawhats (except Sanji who is fuming in anger)

"Who the hell are you!" Ace demanded as he pushed the person away from him

With a pout the person unwrapped her hands and stood up straight staring at him with hurt expression.

"You forgot me already?" The person continue to pout

Ace looked at the person again thinking back to all the people he met. This person, which is obviously a girl, is wearing a white summer dress that hugged her ample chest and slim waist. She have boyish cut (but still cute) black hair, a flat shoes and a strangely cute scar under her left eye. Which by the way looked extremely familiar. Ace gulped as he continue to stare at the pretty girl, no not a girl, a lady. A very attractive lady in front of him who is still pouting.

"Who are you? Where did you come from?" A Whitebeard pirate asked as everyone stared at the girl

The girl tilt her head slightly in confusion, "You guys are funny! Shihihihihi we just talked a while ago."

Everyone failed to see Jimbe as he realize that Luffy-kun and Lu-chan is the same. He looked around to see the processing faces of every pirates and the smug look of the Strawhats. He chuckled to himself and opted to not say anything that would ruin the surprise. But he can't help but give a hint, "Luffy-kun is a girl?"

With the comment given by Jimbe, realization hit everyone at the same time "LUFFY?!"

"Yo!" Luffy yelled laughing

Everyone stare at the girl in front of them.

"Garararararararara what an interesting brats!" Whitebeard's laugh seems to wake everyone on their daze

"You're a girl?"

"You're really pretty!"

"Damn Ace is sure lucky."

"WHAT THE HELL I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GUY!" Ace yelled, disbelief, horror… and relief (everyone snickered at this. They are so going to tease their brother later) shown in his face

"But I never said I was a guy!" Luffy defended herself

"But you're wearing a guy's marine uniform!" Ace yelled back

"It was a disgust-"

"Disguise, Luffy." Robin corrected readying the camera again for the other surprise

"- yeah that!" Luffy said

"But you never said anything!" Ace yelled again

"I was about to, but I was always interrupted!" Luffy shouted back with a pout

"Oh my Oda!" Thatch yelled "Does that mean nothing is stoping Ace from liking little Luffy back?" Ace blushed madly punching Thatch once again

"Really Thatch? Haven't you learned by now?" Namur asked

"Wedding!" Izo shouted in excitement "I can plan the wedding!"

The whole island turned cold as all the strawhats glared at everyone, especially Ace.

"Wedding?" Robin asked slowly making everyone shiver at her cold smile

"Whose wedding again?" Sanji asked stepping beside Luffy as he light a cigarette

Actually, all the strawhats was suddenly around a confused Luffy like a barrier from the world. Well, in this case against the (perverted) Whitebeard pirates

"We advice you to repeat that slowly and carefully." Zoro demanded hands on his swords

Izo gulped stepping back "W-wedding. Of ummmm. Ace…" he felt himself shrinking underneath the gaze of the strawhats "… Luffy." He finished in a whisper

"Yohohohoho a wedding we do not know about?" Brooke said with a hint of coldness in his voice

"How dare you seduce our sweet innocent little Lu-swchan!" Sanji burst in anger, fire in his eyes

"Hey! I wasn't seducing him-her! She was seducing me!" Ace yelled

Ussop snorted "You expect us to believe that?" He challenge

"Shihihihihihi what a funny expressions." Luffy cutely said grinning

Everyone looking at the innocent girl cannot agree with Ace even if they witness it firsthand. I mean they could have hallucinated right? A sweet innocent girl seducing the hot headed fireman of a brother seems close to impossible. So yeah, they hallucinated.

"What! Why are you even accusing me!" Ace yelled as some of his so called brothers (especially those not present on deck a while ago) looked at him accusingly, "She was spouting marriage and babies since Impel down."

"Ace-kun are you sure that is wise to mention." Jimbe asked as soon as the air grew colder

"B-babies!" Ussop yelled in horror "How could you feed Luffy with such nasty thoughts!"

"PERVERT!" Nami yelled glaring at Ace as she hug Luffy tightly

"Hey I didn't started that topic! It was all that shitty greezers fault!" Ace tried defending himself

Chopper sigh "I'm assuming Ace-kun knows how babies are made?"

"Of course! I'm not stupid!" Ace yelled blushing at the topic and now regretting the mention of babies. That shitty greezer really ruins everything

"Well Luffy-sis don't. So we would appreciate it if you don't feed dirty thoughts in Luffy-sis' head."

Marco snorted in disbelief at this overprotective troublesome bunch. "I don't think that its that bad. How bad can a 19-ish year old think on how babies are made?" He challenge the group

They gave Marco a blank look.

"Luffy how are babies made?" Nami asked still with the blank look not ending the stare off with Marco

Some pirates blushed at the question and tried so hard to diverge the topic. Jimbe only sighed knowing what the answer and looked at Marco in pity which Marco raised a brow in confusion.

How bad could it be? No 19-ish year old could be that innocent, right?

Lufy tilted her head in confusion and answered "Well, you lie down outside with someone-" everyone blushed and a collective comments of 'bold' and 'wild' was heard but was stopped by Nami's glare "-and wish on a shooting star for a baby."

Everyone, I mean everyone including Whitebeard was shocked at the naivety of the kid. They looked at Ace in pity. Attractive yet stupidly naïve and innocent was seducing Ace. Ironic indeed.

"And?" Nami asked still trying to prove their point

"And the birdie that delivers baby will deliver it on your window!" Luffy answered proudly

Everyone was speechless. The strawhats stare at them with blank looks, while Luffy looked around confused at the sudden silence.

"Why?" Luffy asked already digging her nose

"Who taught you that yoi?" Marco asked

"Makino did!" Luffy grinned "Makino is so smart she knows everything! So I'm sure that its true! Shihihihihi"

"And you listen to smart people?" Izo asked

"Of course!"

"Including Ace?" Marco asked carefully as Nami glared at him

"Of course! Ace is so strong, cool and smart!"

"Why is that?" Whitebeard ask

Luffy grinned "Anyone that survived Grampa's training is strong! Ace is cool because Ace is Ace! Ace is smart because he knows a lot of things!"

Everyone was silent for a few seconds again until Marco spoke

"I have this weird feeling that I need to protect little Luffy from Ace." Marco looked at Luffy who tilt her head in confusion, "Scratch that. From every single one."

Strawhats grinned in victory, while Ace gulped as he felt the deadly stares from the strawhats and some of his brothers and sisters which was now wrapped around Luffy's innocent cute face.


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