In this chapter, chazz duels. That makes me very happy. Why? Because Chazz Princeton is my favorite character on Yu-gi-oh GX. His wit and sarcasm make up for the total childishness of the other two Slifers. Whoo boy...
Anyways, this chapter is...a little out there. What do I mean? Well, it uses some cards from Power of the Duelist...se if you can figure it out.
Plus, a certain minor character returns to duel Chazz, now that I remember to mention it. "What? There haven't been any minor characters in this fic!" you're probably thinking. Well...there's been one...
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"Ah, another year of school!" shouted Jaden, stretching, happy to be back in Slifer Red.
"Yep!" said Syrus. "Just another year of looking out for cockroaches and hoping the food moves slowly enough for us to catch it!"
"Gee, I had no idea you guys had it so bad," said a voice from the door. Turning around, the two boys saw…it was Danny, in a shiny new yellow uniform! "In Ra Yellow, we get caviar and toast for breakfast! That is, if there aren't any sweet rolls left…" Seeing the drool coming down the boy's faces, Danny quickly corrected himself before their saliva stained the carpet. "Well, even so, it wasn't the best! I mean, sure, I've only had caviar twice in my lifetime, but…this honestly wasn't that good…"
"Very subtle, moron," said Chazz, coming in, dropping his bags on the floor. "It is now officially your job to contain these two imbeciles before they drown somebody with their saliva."
Danny opened his mouth to respond, when a voice came over the loudspeaker. "Chazz Princeton, please report to the Chancellor's room immediately!"
"What's this, then?" asked Syrus. Jaden continued to salivate, totally oblivious.
"They probably want to put me back in Obelisk Blue. It is where I belong, after all!" said Chazz, walking out of the room. Danny and Syrus looked at each other then ran after him. Two seconds afterwards, Syrus ran back, grabbed the drooling Jaden, and started dragging him off.
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Chancellor Crowler was talking with someone, when Chazz threw open the door with a BANG. "I'm here, everyone!" he shouted. "And I'm ready for you to Chazz me back up to Obelisk Blue!" he finished as the door shut back behind him.
"That's not why we called you here, Mr. Princeton," said Crowler, shaking his head.
"WHAT? How could you not send me back to Obelisk Blue? I have way more skill than any slackers and posers ever could have, and I'm rich! How much of a bribe do I have to give?" shouted him whose Native American name would be He Who Has Big Mouth Yet Little Temper.
"You see, although it is against school code, young Jeremiah here," and the good doctor indicated a youth whom he had been talking to before Chazz burst in, "Lost his placement exams, and because he got such a high score on his pre-placement exams (and the fact his parents are threatening to sue), we're giving him a second chance."
"Yeah!" said the boy, his voice cracking slightly as he spoke. "And I chose to battle you, because your stupid Ojamas are the same kind of strategy the judge I battled against used! Weak monsters with strong spell cards to back them up! That way I can prove it was just a fluke I lost to him!"
"Beating down nerds?" Chazz asked, smirking, as he ignored Jeremiah's outburst. "That's almost as good as being put back in Obelisk Blue! When can we start?"
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Exactly 20 minutes later, both students were on the dueling platform, ready to throw down. "Attention, students and visitors alike!" shouted Crowler, a bit too excitedly. "We have a great match in store for you today! Jeremiah, whom you might remember, is going up against our very own Chazz Princeton! It's sure to be quite a treat, as-"
"Get on with it already!" shouted Chazz, Jeremiah, and several other people in the audience.
"Fine…" said Crowler, grumbling. "Let the match begin!"
The crowd cheered as the doctor ran off the stage, and both duelists' Duel Disks activated. Danny, feeling movement to his left, looked there to see… "Sam? Tucker Jazz? What are you guys doing here?"
"You guys may be getting down with the duelin' already," said Tucker, "But for us, school doesn't start for another two weeks. Lucky us, huh?"
"Shh!" hushed Sam, indicating Jeremiah, who had just drawn his sixth card. Jazz got out her trust notebook and, already, started taking notes.
"I had best warn you, Mr. Princeton, that whatever snobby duelist prep school you went to could not have prepared you for the monsters in my deck!" said the boy with the cracking voice. "In fact, if I may be so witty…" and here he giggled, "My monsters are completely out of this world!"
"So you use Aliens, then? Big deal," Chazz said, completely unfazed.
As Jeremiah looked a bit startled, Ojama Yellow appeared near Chazz's shoulder. "Don't worry, boss!" the small, disturbing creature said. "Aliens are easy to beat!"
"I'm not," said Chazz, barely moving his mouth. Over the summer, he had learned to stay calm (at least, on the outside) whenever an Ojama showed up, and he had learned how to make it look (to anyone observant enough to even see or hear him) like he was just thinking out loud. "And that's not necessarily true if the user knows what they're doing." He smirked. "And I guarantee you, this kid has no clue whatsoever."
"Gotcha, boss! I'll just amscray until you need me!" OY said, disappearing as Jeremiah recovered.
"Well, just because you know what I use doesn't mean you can stop me! No force on earth can stop the supreme might of the extraterrestrial! I'll just place a monster in facedown defense mode and end my turn," Jeremiah said, as the card appeared in front of him.
"That's it?" asked Chazz, drawing a card. "After that cocky speech of yours, I was expecting something…oh, I don't know…in attack mode?" He looked down to the card he'd drawn as Jeremiah struggled to come up with a retort. –Ojama Trio? Hmm…maybe later.- "I'll summon X-Head Cannon (1800/1500)!" Chazz shouted, as a large machine appeared on the field, one that had two large cannons, one on each shoulder. "Attack that facedown monster!" And as a laser beam shot out of each of the cannons, the monster under the card appeared, if only for a moment…
It was a small, skeletal-like monster, with five long, limp fingers much like tentacles, big red eyes, and pointed ears. "That was my Alien Gray! (300/800)" Jeremiah said, even as the explosion rocked the arena. "When it's flipped face-up, one of your monsters gets an Alien Counter!" True to his word, a small, greenish-gray blob suddenly flew out of the smoke left from the blast and attached itself to X-Head Cannon's chest! "And do you know what happens when a monster gets an Alien Counter?"
"That monster loses 300 Attack and Defense points when it battle a monster with the word Alien in its name."
Jeremiah steamed as the audience chuckled. "Yes…but did you know that when Alien Gray goes to the graveyard by battle when its in facedown defense mode, I can draw one card?" he asked, as he drew one.
"No, and I don't care," said Chazz. "I'll end my turn with one card facedown."
Up in the stands, Danny peeked over at Jazz's notebook. On it was written…nothing so far. –What happened to write-down- everything-that-happens Jazz?- he thought.
"Wow!" said Atticus, seated behind Danny, whose thoughts had just been interrupted. "Chazz is playing with that kid like a cat plays with a mouse!"
"How can you tell?" asked Alexis, as Jazz got her notebook ready.
"You didn't see? Chazz accidentally flashed his card over here! And I promise you, if he hasn't won this duel in the next four of his turns, he's just not trying!"
Jeremiah drew another card, putting his hand at seven. "I, too, will place a card facedown…" he said. Then, taking another card, he placed it in attack mode. "Then I summon Alien Hunter! (1600/800)" he shouted, as a light blue lizard-like monster appeared on the field. It had spiked, black armor and a wicked trident that looked like it could cut through steel! "Now, my Hunter, attack X-Head Cannon with Extraterrestrial Carve!" With that, the lizard ran, with surprising speed, toward the machine. X-Head lowered its turrets, but suddenly it was given a mild electric shock by the blob on its chest, lowering its turrets too far to attack and changing its stats to (1500/700)!
The great hunter gave a perfect horizontal slash through the cannon, but before the pieces had even fully separated, he started rushing towards Chazz! "My monster can attack once more in a row if he destroys a monster with an Alien Counter on it!" Jeremiah said, even as X-Head Cannon exploded and Chazz's life points fell to 3900.
Chazz let the lizard run for a few seconds before smirked again, and quietly murmured, "Fool…" Then, suddenly shouting, he indicated his facedown card and said, "I activate a trap: Magical Cylinder! Now your monster attacks you instead!" True to his word, two large cylinders appeared. The monster, unable to stop in time, dashed into one of them, then, after a few seconds, came flying out of the other! He landed on the ground, and his trident hit Jeremiah's chest, and bounced off.
"OUCH!" said the boy, his voice cracking as his life points fell to 2400. "But why didn't you use that card the first time I attacked? You could have saved your monster and 100 life points!"
"I have my reasons…" said Chazz, drawing a card. "Here's one of them! I activate a spell card! Haunt is the name, and don't you forget it! Now, I choose one monster in my graveyard and you take damage equal to half its original attack points! Of course, I only have one monster in my graveyard…so go, my X-Head Cannon's spirit!" Then, logically, X's spirit flew out of the graveyard and through Jeremiah, dealing him 900 points of damage to put him at 1500.
"Then, I'll summon Armed Dragon LV. 3 (1200/900)!" And a cute Orange and brown dragon appeared, with brown hands that looked somewhat like boxing gloves. "Then I'll cast the spell card Level Up! Now, by tributing my Armed Dragon," I can summon his older from…ARMED DRAGON LV. 5! (2400/1700)"
The cute dragon suddenly started growing and changing…boxing glove like-hands turned into real, clawed hands…orange and brown became red and black…spikes and horns sprouted…finally, with a loud roar (and some screams from a few spectators, including Jazz) the transformation was complete!
"Now, my Dragon!" Chazz shouted, "Attack that puny Alien with Seriating (A/N: sp?) Sonic Disk!" With that, the dragon bent backwards, and its stomach glowed blue…then, three large blue disks flew out…
"I activate my trap!" The young boy shouted. "Negate Attack!" The wall of light appeared, halting the Dragon's attack.
"Clever," said Chazz, probably sarcastically. "I end my turn."
The boy drew a card. "I activate Pot of Greed!" They boy shouted, drawing two cards. "Then, I play Dian Keto the Cure Master! This heals me 1000 life points!" And lo, the sage did appear, and he did heal him of life points numbering 1000, taking him to the high plains of 2500. "Then, I activate one of my personal favorite cards…a Continuous Spell Card known as Recycle and Reuse!" As he said this, a machine appeared on the field, to the right of Jeremiah. "First, I pay 500 life points," he said, now having 2000. A large number 500 appeared over the machine. "Now, I can bring a spell or trap card back from my Graveyard to my hand…and I choose Dian Keto the Cure Master!" The 500 dropped into the machine, and it started whirring and clanking!
Finally, the machine stopped, and a card moved out, slowly, on a conveyor belt, finally dropping into Jeremiah's hand. "Then, 500 more to bring back Negate Attack!" The process repeated itself, dropping his life points to 1500 again, and as the card dropped into his hand, Jeremiah pulled out the first recycled one. "Then, I play Dian Keto!" His life points went back up to 2500. "Then I place a card face down…you can probably guess what it is…" And the card appeared on the field. "Now, I would like to spend 500 more life points in order to get Dian Keto again and get the 500 back, plus 500 extra, but the creators of this card foresaw such an event, and therefore I can only get back one card one time…so I'll just take another course of action, sacrificing my Alien Hunter in order to summon Flying Saucer Muusik'i (1000/200) in attack mode!"
As the lizard-like creature disappeared, a large spacecraft appeared in the "sky" near the auditorium's roof. It was slivery, with an orange rim, and a large tower with orange cords and yellow-tinted windows. Two large orange pods, probably what kept it floating, were on the bottom of the craft. "Heh…" chuckled he whose Native American name would be Boy-Who-Cannot-Find-Puberty. "I always think it ironic that I play a card that resembles a recycling plant, followed quickly by a monster that embodies aliens attacking earth! Don't you find that ironic, Chazz?"
"I'm sorry, did you say something?" questioned Chazz, drawing a card. "I was so bored by all your talking that I dozed off for a second there." He looked at the card, then put it in his hand. "Time for you to choose either Muusik'i or Negate Attack! Armed Dragon, attack that Flying Saucer!"
The familiar disks shot out toward the saucer, but Jeremiah gestured toward the facedown card. It was, indeed, Negate Attack, so the disks just bounced off the light wall. "I'll end my turn." Said Chazz.
"Heh. You're not so tough," said Jeremiah. "No wonder you were put back into the Slifer Red dorms!" Suddenly, a small green laser shot down from Muusiki'i and hit Jeremiah's deck. "Muusik'i's effect: by skipping my draw phase when it's in attack mode, I can move one card from my deck to my hand, so long as it has Alien in its name. So now I'll sacrifice my Flying Saucer Muusik'i in order to summon Mother Alien! (2300/1500)"
And so the Saucer disappeared, but not before it shot down a tractor beam that transferred an Alien to the field. It (or, supposedly, she) looked like a skeleton, much like other aliens, but her arms looked like pink, fleshy claws. Her chest and head, though skeleton-like, were somehow thick and covered with spiky fur. She had two extra somewhat human arms, thought they were covered with bone-like material. She had two bone-like protrusions with pink feathers on her waist, and two legs with a sharp hook on the back.
"Holy Sparkman!" shouted Jaden, up in the crowd. "What is that thing!"
"I think I'm gonna be sick…" said Syrus.
"Mind if I join you?" asked Bastion.
"That doesn't look anything like any mother I've ever seen…" said Chazz, mildly disgusted himself.
"Yeah it does…" said Jeremiah. "Your mother!"
"Oh!" went most of the crowd, even as Chazz looked startled.
"Now, I play Alienonic Transfer! I choose one monster in the graveyard with an Alien Counter and transfer that Alien Counter to one monster on your side of the field…and of course, I choose X-Head Cannon!" Suddenly, a blob of greenish-gray slime shot out from Chazz's graveyard and attached itself to Armed Dragon LV. 5! "Now, Alien Mother, attack with Extraterrestrial Transformation!"
Alien Mother suddenly shot out a putrid stream of black slime from her mouth, as the Dragon's attack fell to 2100 due to electric shock. The black slime completely covered the dragon, which slumped, then melted into black slime itself. Chazz's life points fell to 3700 as Jeremiah said, "Now, we enter my End Phase…and when a monster with an Alien Counter is destroyed by Alien Mother, it is resurrected to my side of the field during the End Phase!" True to his word, the black slime reformed on Jeremiah's field, the Dragon looking more skeletal and…well, Alien!
Chazz seemed stunned for…well, a while. Danny took this time to glance over to Jazz's notebook. She had sketched all the Aliens in great detail, along with notes on their abilities, and cards that worked well with them. "Considering an Alien deck, are you Jazz?"
"No!" she said, a little too quickly, snapping her notebook shut and holding it close to her chest, turning away.
"Chazz Princeton!" said a voice over the intercom. "If you do not draw within ten seconds, you are considered to have forfeited!"
Chazz slowly looked up from what looked like a slump of depression…until you saw his eyes. Eyes that burned with anger and incredible power. "You…" he said, practically spitting out the words. "Nobody, but nobody, makes fun of my mother!" He drew a card, then grabbed another from his hand. "Time to stop this little charade and Chazz it up! I play Pot of Greed in order to draw two more cards!" And he drew two more, his eyes barely glancing down before he continued. "Followed by Reckless Greed, in order to draw two more, but skip my next two draw phases!" And he drew, bringing his hand up to seven.
"He sure is greedy…" mumbled Jaden.
"My next card," Chazz continued, "Is Ojama Trio! Now, three Ojama tokens (1000/0)(A/N: Or is it the other way around?) are summoned to your side of the field!"
Instantly, Ojamas Yellow, Black ,and Green appeared with Jeremiah. "Hello there!" shouted Yellow.
"Who wants to shake their booty?" Black asked, shaking his own.
"Certainly!" shouted Green, as he and Yellow started shaking theirs.
"Honestly, that's more disturbing than Alien Mother," Sam commented. Everyone else nodded in agreement.
"Now, I place a card facedown…only to destroy it with Mystical Space Typhoon!" And so a giant tornado of wind and lightning came down and smote Chazz's facedown card.
"Well, that was pointless…" said Jeremiah, shielding himself from stray winds.
"Not entirely… my facedown card was Ojamagic, and when it's destroyed, I can bring Ojama Black, Yellow, and Green (0/1000 x3) to my hand!" And, only slightly suddenly, three cards slid out from Chazz's deck. "Then, Polymerization to fuse all three together to create OJAMA KING (0/3000)!"
"Thank you, thank you very much!" said the fat, speedo-wearing giant emporer.
"Then, Ojamuscle! Now, all creatures with Ojama in their name besides my king are destroyed, and my king gains 1000 for each monster destroyed."
"I'm ready for some eatin'!" shouted Mr. King, sticking out his long tongue and licking up the three Ojama Tokens. His attack went up to 3000…then, three small explosions sparked on Jeremiah, reducing his life points to 1300!
"What the heck?" went Jeremiah, his voice cracking more than usual.
"When an Ojama Token is destroyed, you take 300 damage, so you just took 1200! Now, Ojama King, attack Alien Mother with Belly Flop Drop!"
"Contact!" shouted Ojama King, leaping up in the air and doing a quarter turn. Alien Mother looked up…only to be squished flat by a gigantic stomach. Painful, huh? Anyways, Jeremiah's life points fell to 600, but before he could react to this fact…Armed Dragon LV. 5 disappeared.
"Revived monsters who are revived by Alien Mother can't survive without her, can they?" asked Chazz. Now, I play De-Fusion! This splits my Ojama King back into my three Ojamas!"
"We're back again!" shouted Yellow, descending as Ojama King glowed and disappeared.
"And better than ever!" shouted Black.
"Thanks for the revival, boss!" shouted Green.
"You're welcome…but you won't be staying long! I activate Thunder Crash, which destroys all monsters on my side of the field and inflicts 300 damage to you for each one!"
"WAIT, BOSS, NO!" shouted the Ojamas, huddling together…but to no avail, as they was hit by a giant thunderbolt, which then shot toward Jeremiah…
BOOOOOOOOOOM!
"Holy cow!" shouted Danny, struggling to stay in his seat.
"Bit too realistic! Bit too realistic!" Jazz shouted.
"Mommy!" shouted Syrus.
Jeremiah was now on the floor. Jeremiah began to cry as his life points fell to zero. Jeremiah had lost his last chance of getting into Duel Academy for the year.
"The winner is…Chazz Princeton!" shouted Crowler, standing up in his seat, holding a microphone in his hand. Chazz smirked, as the usual cheer went up through the stadium.
"Chazz it up! Chazz it up! Chazz it up!"
Chazz turned around to walk off the stage as the holo-imagers shut down…only to find himself in the middle of a mob of "friends".
"Great job, Chazz!" shouted Sy.
"Yeah, I knew you could do it!" said Jaden, trying to hoist up Chazz on his shoulders.
"Get off me!" Chazz shouted. "And get me off you, you idiot!"
"I gotta admit, that was pretty cool!" shouted Tucker.
Danny opened his mouth to say something…and a thin blue trail of mist blew out. Luckily, since he was far enough back inside a crowd, nobody noticed him, and he slowly backed out the door, as Atticus shouted "See, I told you! Four turns exactly!"
The cheers stopped suddenly. Everyone could feel something was out of place…something…didn't belong…a green whirlpool of ectomplasmic energy appeared under Bastion's feet! Students and visitors alike ran screaming! Bastion tied to, but it was like his feet were glued to the floor…
Then, a streak of green energy flew out of the portal, taking Bastion up into the air with it! Bastion started screaming, and students, still scared but also curious looked up…the green energy stopped, forming into a shape…
It was a green skinned woman with a ghostly tail instead of legs. Her clothes seemed to be Arabian in descent, her eyes were red, and her hair was long and black. "So," she sad, one arm holding him to her, "I hear you don't believe in ghosts!"
"I do believe in ghosts! I do believe in ghosts! PLEASE PUT ME DOWN!" Bastion shouted, hysterically and high-pitchedly.
"Like the kid said, Desiree: Put him down!"
Everyone turned towards the commanding voice coming from nearby Desiree…it was Danny Phantom, the town hero! Most people cheered. Some hissed. Very few were silent. "Alright, miss genie," he continued, "I wish you would go into this thermos!" And he pulled out the Fenton thermos.
Desiree gave an evil smirk, and nothing happened!
"Um…aren't you supposed to grant every wish you hear?" Danny asked.
"I took a self-help class," Desiree responded.
"Fine, then I guess we're doing this the old-fashioned way!"
"Wrong again," said Desiree, pushing Bastion away. He floated in the air for a second…before being encased in a green sphere of energy. He started yelling again, but no one could hear him. "Since this is Duel Academy, after all, I thought it would be appropriate for us to duel!" And green smoke floated around her wrist, around…around…around…and turned into a green duel disk! "If you win, Doubting Thomas over here is returned, safe and sound. But, if I win, he comes back to the ghost zone…and finds out firsthand what it's like to be one!
"Fine!" shouted Danny. Then, something clicked. –Wait…if I use my deck, which is also Danny Fenton's deck, then everyone will figure out my secret…which is exactly what she wants!- In the real world, he gave a sheepish smile. "Um…I don't have a deck…" he said, shrugging.
Everyone in the room fell over.
Soon after they all got up, Desiree brushed herself off. "Fine!" she shouted. "Then I'll just take the boy and…"
"HOLD IT!"
Everyone looked back on the ground, where Jeremiah used to be until he had run off…standing there was Jaden, Duel Disk at the ready. "I'll duel you for him!"
There was a slight murmuring of the crowd. Desiree frowned. "I came here to duel Danny Phantom, not some high-school amateur kid!"
"What if we sweetened the deal?" asked Jaden. "If you win, you get my soul as well as Bastion's…or whatever you're wanting from us. I'm guessing soul. Is that right?"
"Hmm…" thought Desiree, tapping her chin. "Well, you are a strong young man…well built…a little naïve…but I could use a husband, and after about 1000 years, you get somewhat desperate…"
"Husband?" shouted Jaden. "You know, on second thought, maybe this isn't going to work out…"
"Too late!" interrupted Desiree, floating down, and creating a force field around the dueling arena. It was green, but it soon turned clear. Jaden looked around, then touched the nearest place where the force field was in order to check if it was still there…
…and he got a massive electric shock.
He got up, grunting. "Well, I guess we'd better get this over with…" He activated his Duel Disk. "Time to get your game on!"
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Haunt Type: Normal SpellAttribute:-
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Card Description: A man sitting at a desk cleaning off a bloody knife. Behind him, unnoticed by him, is a ghost, with what looks like a stab wound in its chest.
Choose a monster in your graveyard. Your opponent takes damage equal to half that monster's original attack points.
Recycle and Reuse
Type: Continous Spell
Attribute:-
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Card Description: A giant machine, seen from a diagonal bird's eye view. Papers are moving on a conveyor belt into it, cards are coming out.
At any time, pay 500 life points in order to bring a spell or trap card back to your hand. You may only bring back one specific card once. You may, however, bring back copies of that card.
Alienonic Transfer
Type: Normal Spell
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Card Description: Alien Skull and Alien Grey working on computers. In the background, a generic human in a clear container can be seen flailing about wildly as some greenish-gray substance is oozing in the container through a pipe.
Choose one monster in you or your opponent's graveyard that, at any point, had an Alien Counter on it. Place a counter on one of your opponent's monsters.
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Look's like Jaden's in a spot of trouble! Oh, and Desiree doesn't really want to make him her husband...you'll find out what's really going on next chapter. Oh, and the idea of Desiree taking a self-help class to stop granting every wish she hears comes from So Shall it Be, a fiction in the Danny Phantom section by Titan6. That's about it, at least until the inevitable editing...
EDITED 9/24/06: Already my words ring true...I made a 200 point miscalculation with the life points. Though it doesn't effect the final outcome of the duel, is does make this chapter longer than it needs to be.
