blood-fire-dragon: wow00, we actually got reviews…
aurablackwolf: yea, can't believe we actually came back…
blood-fire-dragon: well, we aren't gonna get into introductions much, we'll just get into the story now
aurablackwolf: HAMSTERS RULE!! EVERYONE, DO THE HAMSTER DANCE(starts dancing)
everyone: 0o..oookay
aurablackwolf: u dance too dragon (insert whip w/spikes) dance
blood-fire-dragon: 0o wat are u ON? (starts dancing quick!) Read…and help.
aurablackwolf: hehee mwahahahahaha
warnings: we were high. crack ficness, silliness, and complete nonsense, MUCH randomness, next chap should be more serious;…but not now
In the morning, Sasuke walked up to the newcomer's sleeping form. He held an axe in his hands, poised ready to hit him. As the axe was raised in the air, thier alarm clock went off and some techno music came on saying something about 'this is the police'. Suddenly thier arm shot up and punched Sasuke twice in the face.
Sasuke sat up stunned, and was hit again. After the 5th try, he was finally on his feet. The teens techno alarm blared out a song, and he jumped up, slowly reaching behind him. With closed eyes, he faced Sasuke and brought out a large kitchen knife and started to chase him around the room.(still in his boxers)
Sasuke freaked out and forgot that he was a ghost and ran through the door, as did the teen. The alarm song slowed down a little as did the blonde. But as the music sped up, so did he. As the song hit a certain tempo, the blonde's eyes shot open to reveal psychotic ruby eyes.
The blonde gave an insane laugh and chased him again, through the whole house this time, still trying to hack and slash him with the knife. Backed into a corner, Sasuke turned around in time to catch him in slow-mo again, this time, not aiming for his head, but something more precious.
Screaming, Sasuke jumped over him and ran again, glancing behind him as the blonde turned around as well, speeding up again. Sasuke also noticed that he had fox-like ears and tail, with a neon 'kiss this' sign on his forehead. Weirded out, Sasuke ran into his parents room, where he saw their dead bodies on the ground. They suddenly jumped up, and joined the blonde in his quest to slash him with a kitchen knife.(insert kitchen knives in their hands)
Sasuke blinked, then ran screaming bloody-murder out into the hallway and into his brothers room. Stopping just inside, he blinks and wonders what he's doing in there and runs back outside. He ran up into the attic, and cursed his idiocy...no where to go. The blonde followed and again went into slow motion with the song.
Sasuke ran through him and down the attic. He ran down the stairs and into the study, as the song started to end, Sasuke turned around with the blonde right in his face, his psychotic red eyes glowing with mischief, and whispered in his ear: "Your Not Welcome. Leave Now."
Sasuke jumped up from his spot on a hammock. If he was real, he'd be sweating cats and dogs. Gasping for unneeded breath, he glanced around, and found it was only a dream. Sighing in relief, he heard the dreaded song again. Whimpering, he found it was coming from the kitchen.
Sasuke braced himself, and went through the floor and stuck his head into the kitchen. It seemed to be about noon from the position of the sun. He glanced around and found the blonde chopping something on the counter. He turned around with the same kitchen knife in his hands, bloody.
Shrieking in fear, Sasuke floated back to safety.
Naruto glanced up as he thought he heard a shriek, then shook his head. He turned back around and continued to chop some pork for his ster fry. His stereo blaring out his favorite techno song.
After he added the meat, he heard his song skip a beat, and then a demolishing crash. Glancing up slowly, he turned his head towards his stereo, and saw the same ghost boy from yesterday with a giant mallet, smashing his stereo to pieces. After staring for a few seconds, Naruto figured out that his stereo was no more and yelled at the ghost.
"What the Fuck do you think your doing!" Naruto shouted in outrage.
The ghost looked up at him, then to his mallet, and back again. After a few minutes of this, the ghost dropped his mallet and looked at him.
"…Its evil…" he said.
Naruto blinked, then blinked again. Growling, he momentarily forgot that they were a ghost and walked up to him and grabbed the front of his shirt. The ghost looked shocked and stared into his cerulean eyes, clouded over with passion. Wait…no, my mistake, that was fury.
"You are going to pay for that." Naruto growled threateningly.
"…I can't." the ghost whispered.
"What?"
"…I'm dead."
Naruto blinked, and again, blinked. Realizing what was happening, he dropped the ghost and stared in shock.
'Not again.' He thought, as he backed away from the ghost.
Curious as to the shocked and fearful expression on Naruto's face, the ghost got up and walked closer to him.
"St.stay back…go away." Naruto stammered, backing into his fry pan, sloshing oil into his hair and the flire catching it aflame. Screaming, Naruto tried to put it out with his hands, burning them in the process.
On impulse, the ghost raced forward, grabbed Naruto's head and dunked it into some soapy water. Realizing he might be drowning him, he let him up.
Naruto gasped and spluttered, reaching behind him for his hair. Noticing it was about a foot shorter with burnt ends. He didn't realize that tears had gathered in his eyes.
'Mother…'
The ghost saw the tears in his eyes and reached around and held Naruto. Petting his now much shorter hair, and whispering soft nothings in comfort. After a few minutes, Naruto realized that the ghost had been holding him…and petting his hair…oookaay.
"Um…you can let go of me now." Naruto mumbled.
"Huh, oh…sorry." He said, embarrassed.
Naruto straightened himself and pulled his hair over his shoulder to look at the damage. He sighed, he'd have to cut off the charred ends.
'Oh well, needed a trim anyway.' Naruto thought sadly.
The ghost stared at him till he realized that he was still there. Naruto finally registeredthe fact that the ghost had talked to him, as well as touched him…
'Oh god, he is real…well, really a ghost that is. Technically he isn't real, I mean…oh just shut up…stupid other me.'
"Ummm, thanks for, uh, well, helping me back there…" Naruto mumbled, embarrassed.
"You are…welcome." The ghost answered confused.
"So uh, this is your…house?" Naruto asked, looking around the kitchen, glaring at the fry pan.
"Yes."
"Ah."
Silence.
"What's your name?" Naruto asked, glancing up at him.
"……Sasuke Uchiha. And you are?"
"Naruto Uzumaki. New resident to this house." Naruto introduced with a goofy grin.
Sasuke was about to say something when he suddenly felt drained. Dizzy, Sasuke started to fade away.
"I think I'm going to rest for a bit. G'night dobe." Sasuke muttered and disappeared fully.
"You bastard! I am not a dobe!" Naruto shouted and looked at his stereo, bleeding wires on the floor, "And you still owe me a new stereo!"
aurablackwolf: wow…its started off soooooo strange…now its all serious…is that allowed?
blood-fire-dragon:….I'm not sure…o.o (laying on the ground, tired from dancing)
aurablackwolf: aww poor dragon…all tuckered out…hee hee hee
blood-fire-dragon: (glaring) wat r u planning?
aurablackwolf: I have a bucket of soapy water
blood-fire-dragon: 0o…ooookaay…weird.
aurablackwolf: but ur on fire…
blood-fire-dragon: yea…I'm a fire dragon…wait..what? (turns to see fire on back) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, put it out, put it out!
Sasuke: (laughing ass off)
Naruto: (sighs and slaps Sasuke)
aurablackwolf: stop running in circles….(splash) there, gotcha
blood-fire-dragon….(turns to aura) i hate u. Readers…review, now before more crazyness happens…what are you doing with that kitchen knife!?
