aurablackwolf- hello how r u's?

blood-fire-dragon- ….they can't answer to u u know…

aurablackwolf- hey, what r u doing here? I thought I killed u in the last chap.

blood-fire-dragon- …no comment

aurablackwolf- we're just winging the um, chap now…yea…so if anything seems out of the ordinary…

blood-fire-dragon- everything

aurablackwolf- we don't know what the Hell we're doing

blood-fire-dragon- yea…so bear wit us.

Warning: sakura bitchiness


It has been a couple weeks since that incident and Sasuke hadn't shown himself since then. Naruto shrugged it off as a daydream…although his hair was still shorter. He went on living his life, and eventually, he even found some old friends he hadn't seen in years. All one night in the bar that he worked at. Their names, Gaara and Neji.

They were coming over to help Naruto work on the house, plus move some furniture around. Neji was the son of a business man, but chose the life of an electrician. Gaara was a lawyer, but he also knew about drywall, so he could help Naruto fill in some holes in the wall, plus give some pointers so he could fix the roof.(1)

Naruto rushed to the door as he heard a car pull up and said friends walk out. Pumping his fist in the air, Naruto opened the door and eagerly welcomed them inside.

"Nice place." Gaara said as he entered, looking around everywhere.

"You only say that because you still can't find a place to stay…even though I offered." Neji answered with a shake of his head.

"Umm, guys…I'm standing right here." Naruto sweatdropped in annoyance. Neji and Gaara both shrugged and followed Naruto as he gave them a tour.

Meanwhile, Sasuke sat above them, watching. Ever since their encounter, Sasuke had decided to observe from afar, watching as Naruto went about his daily habits; eating, sleeping, and painting.

Sighing, he leaned his elbow on a vase, and as Naruto walked by, the vase was pushed off, nearly hitting Naruto. Jerking in shock Naruto turned around just as Sasuke fell on top of him, causing them both to hit the ground. Naruto looked up and saw Sasuke blinking dazedly at him, making him growl in irritation.

Neji and Gaara blinked in shock as Naruto was nearly hit by a vase, then tripped on nothing and fell to the ground. Gasping, Neji and Gaara raced forward to help Naruto up, but he did it himself…loudly.

"You!" Naruto hissed as he jumped up pointing, while he knocked Sasuke off him.

Gaara and Neji stared as Naruto pointed to the ground, shaking in exasperation. They glanced at each other and Gaara slowly turned back to Naruto.

"Um, Naruto, there's no one there." Gaara explained as if he was talking to a child.

"Yes he is! He's standing right there! He's the one who destroyed my stereo, you teme!" Naruto griped, glaring at him as he calmly stood up and brushed imaginary dust off himself.

Neji suddenly jerked and pulled Gaara up to his height, whispering harshly into his ear. "Baka. Remember? Naruto can see ghosts and stuff, he's probably chewing out some poltergeist." Gaara stared at Neji for a second before the information came to him and he nodded. Neji released his grip and patted his head, causing Gaara to growl playfully and tackle him to the wall, devouring Neji's tongue furiously.

Naruto and Sasuke suddenly came to themselves as they saw Naruto's friends making out in their hallway. Sasuke gave off a disgusted look, then turned surprised as he saw a flash. Everything stopped as everyone stared as Naruto took pictures furiously, shouting at them to do poses. Neji and Gaara stood horrified as Naruto continued, unable to move.

"Yes! I can sell these to PlayGirl and Yaoi fans! I'm gonna be rich!" Naruto laughed.

A squeal of pure terror sounded throughout the house as Naruto was chased by two furious, and embarrassed, would-be-murderers. Naruto ran into his room and locked the door, then rushed to hide under his bed…right where he found Sasuke.

"You idiot! Why did you do that? Now they're going to annihilate us!" Sasuke hissed, staring as the door move by a centimeter.

"What are you complaining about! They can't see you!" Naruto whimpered as he tried to hide further under the bed.

"Oh, right." Sasuke realized and an evil smile appeared on his face as he walked through the bed and towards the door.

"What are you doing? You aren't gonna…oh god! Please, no! Don't let them in!" Naruto begged as Sasuke smirked and undid the lock, allowing an angry duo into the room.

"I'm gonna haunt you!" Naruto shrieked as he was found, dragged out and nearly pummeled to death, Sasuke watching amused.

After the near death experience, everyone went downstairs, one stomach growling loudly. Neji and Gaara stared as Naruto flushed and rubbed the back of his head. They sighed in exasperation and shook their heads. Some things never change.

"Sorry guys, I was waiting for you so I forgot breakfast." Naruto explained and walked to the kitchen.

Then again, maybe they could.

"Naruto missing breakfast. I never thought I'd see the day." Gaara exclaimed and followed, pausing as he saw shelves and shelves of Ramen.

Forget I said anything.

Naruto ate quickly and then everyone was ready to begin the remodeling when they heard a car tear up through the driveway. Glancing at each other in confusion, they ran to the hallway, and stopped dead in their tracks. There in front of them was a nightmare in itself, its terrifying name, Mr. McPinky.

The evil pink-dyed poodle growled and barked at them furiously, causing an even greater evil to turn around. It was worse than a nightmare, it was a terrifying, petrifying, blood curling, enmity known as Sakura Haruno.

"Well, what do we have here?" She sneered, glancing at each of the guys. "Faggot number one, faggot number two, and…" Here she glared harder. "My unfortunate relation with a dead-last." Sasuke entered and heard the screech of a woman. He crept forward and looked around the corner, spotting the big headed forehead and pink hair, he watched the others expressions and narrowed his eyes in anger.

Neji and Gaara nearly radiated fury and melancholy. Naruto flinched and looked away, missing Sakura's impish smile.

"What are you doing here Sakura?" Naruto hissed out, clearly infuriated at the insults to his friends.

"Is that any way to treat your most wonderful, beautiful and loving cousin?" She inquired with a mockingly sweet smile. "Now, get my bags." She ordered and nuzzled her evil dog.

"No. This is my house, and you have no right to just barge in here and believe you have the right to take over and force us to be your slaves." Naruto snarled, standing his ground between his friends.

Her smile faded slowly into a frown, then a smirk. She strode up to Naruto and he flinched back a step, knowing what was coming next. Gaara had a flash of memory and tried to warn him.

"Naru…" A loud smack sounded throughout the hallway. "to." He finished lamely as he stared sadly at him.

Naruto stumbled back and fell to the ground, holding his cheek tenderly. Eyes glazed over with unshed tears. Sasuke stared in shock as the ugly pink haired girl gave an evil cackle at Naruto's expense. Growling furiously, he walked out into the hallway walking over to Naruto and standing protectively over him. Even as Gaara and Neji helped Naruto up.

Sakura stared as a new person entered the room. He was…cute. Sakura turned into mush as the hottie walked up to her. But frowned slightly at the angry look on his face as he stopped behind Naruto. She never acknowledged the fact that she can see right through him, or that he gave off a faint glow.

Sakura blushed and acted as a shy school girl with a crush and glanced at Naruto.

"Naruto, why didn't you tell me you had another guest." She said flirtatiously, turning to Naruto quickly and hastily, "Well, introduce me."

Naruto glanced up and walked up to see Sasuke's expression. It was one of anger and shock as the pink haired girl giggled and ran up to him, seemingly wanting to smother him. As she opened her arms, she smacked Naruto in the face and knocked him into a wall, also dropping Mr. McPinky, who eyed Gaara's leg appreciatively.

Sasuke recoiled and threw up his arms to block her, even though she rushed through him. Sasuke blinked and dropped his arms. He turned and caught something out of the corner of his eye. Turning fully, he found blood on the end of a candleholder. Looking down, he saw Naruto standing up, a hand holding the side of his head.

Sasuke stared as Naruto pulled his hand back and revealed a gash streaming blood down his porcelain face. Sasuke's world narrowed down to that blood on his dobe's face, and slowly, a hot burning fury began to build inside.

Naruto shook his head and groaned; cursing his luck and placing his hand back to his wound…but found someone else's instead. Glancing up, he gazed into Sasuke's ebony colored eyes. He flinched and yelped as Sasuke's fingers brushed against his gash. Cursing louder, he glared up at him, then blinked and shivered as Sasuke's eyes seemed to darken. Slowly he turned toward Sakura.

Sakura stood up and brushed herself off. Turning around with a slightly confused expression on her face, she caught sight of Sasuke walking towards her and automatically became a giggling mass once more. She blushed and her heart(2) beat faster as he suddenly started to saunter over to her, and raise his arms as if to hug her.

Sasuke saw red. He saw the pink haired menace stand and face him, and become a…mooneye calf once more. He started forward in a stalking manner, as he neared he raised his fist and slammed it into her chin, and sending her flying into another wall, knocking her unconscious. He grinned ferally and started kicking her repeatedly in the stomach.

The others stared as Sakura's body jerked around. The slowly came to their senses and Naruto gasped, when he realized that if it didn't stop, Sakura would die.

"Should we stop this." Gaara asked as he watched, both already assuming it was the 'ghost'.

"…Lets wait for a little while longer." Neji replied with a cruel smile on his face. They both sighed when Naruto suddenly rushed past them to the evil one.

"Ruin our fun." Gaara sighed and they ran to catch up.

"Naruto, since you can see the ghost, you distract him, and we'll deal with her." Neji ordered, and set to work.

Naruto knocked into Sasuke knocking them both down to wrestle on the carpet. Sasuke couldn't see Naruto, he was blinded by his own fury. He grabbed Naruto's neck and slammed him against the wall, slowly cutting off his circulation.

Neji and Gaara had just deposited Sakura and her dreadfully colored dog in her car and entered when they saw Naruto wheezing as his neck tightened. Gasping, both ran forward and tried to get to Naruto, but he wouldn't budge. Frightened, they tried harder.

Naruto's vision started to black out. Gradually, he raised his arm and placed it on Sasuke's. Sasuke flinched and blinked out of his rage. He stared in shock as Naruto looked at him, frightened and breathless, trying to speak. He released Naruto and stared at his hands. He looked at him and tried to reach out, but Naruto flinched back. Upset, Sasuke vanished, a miserable expression on his face.


(1)yea, really nice friends(blood-fire-dragon-glares ferally at aurablackwolf yea…nice)

(2)She actually has one?

(3)Moon eye calf means idiot back then

aurablackwolf: sorry it took so long to update but I was in another state where there are no computers! NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!

blood-fire-dragon- …it sucked didn't it?…

aurablackwolf- what, me leaving? Yea it did suck…

blood-fire-dragon- no not you. Jeeze, who cares? I meant the story.

aurablackwolf- you suck! How could u? TT WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA

blood-fire-dragon- crybaby… it isn't national tv u know, people could be reading this…drama queen…

aurablackwolf-….i don't give a $# u big meany…u …sakura lover u!

blood-fire-dragon- (gasp) u…how DARE u…I do not!….u Gai lover. Unibrows da thing now, right?

aurablackwolf- oh u… I like LEE (as a werid brother thing) u… Ino and Sakura fan. Take that bitchit

blood-fire-dragon-..(crackling knuckles) this takes professionalism, and, oh yea, I didn't say lee…I said Gai. Hee hee… and I am sooo not their fan…but…r u into old guys now…if so, the hokage is right there for ya.

aurablackwolf- oh no u did not! U sicko how DARE u say I like dirty old men! Except for SNAPE from Harry Potter but that is a whole other story. Ahem anyway u like annoying fan girls and are a cradle robber! u like way to young for u guys..no boys.. no little kids..HAA take that

blood-fire-dragon- oh…u..did…not! i…am not a cradle robber...U like Old decrepit people… bones and all. Plus the grease.

capri-blue-fox- I am so AWESOME! AND DON'T U WANT THESE FUCKTARDS TO SHUPTUP CAUSE I DO…..YEAH! LUV ME!BACK IN ACTION!

both- shut the fuck up!

blood-fire-dragon- arg, anyways, review, and we might put up another chap…

p.s. our other story might be discontinued for awhile…we'll post the next chap, but until this one is done…we're going to stop, just so u know.