AN. Hi! It's G8. Iddie is having some difficulties with the site, so she e-mailed the story to me. And if she were here right now, I bet she'd be screaming, "Oh my gosh! I got a review!" So thanks, T3! Much to Ax's dismay, my "These Messages" have ended.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of K. A. Applegate's characters.

Dedication: To any one who reads this fic.

First Chappie!
My Boring Life

At school (one semester in) in homeroom…

I started flirting with the guy next to me hopping Marco, who sits behind me, would get jealous enough to ask me out! I am so pathetic! He was too busy flirting with June, my identical twin, to notice!

"So, what are you doing after school?" I said to the guy next to me, "What's your name again?"

He stared at me for what felt like ten minutes before, "A.J.!"

"Right, right." I flipped my beautiful long strawberry blond hair, and it hit Marco in the face.

"Oh, I am so sorry!" I sobbed, "I didn't mean to smack your perfect cuteness." Then I snickered quickly to cover my butt, "Oh I'm sorry, I just couldn't keep a straight face when I said that." Then both June and me cracked up.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh you just got burned!" Nate said (another friend of mine).

"Nice," said June, "You know when I dared you to say that I didn't think you would follow through."

Marco was blushing like crazy.

After homeroom June said, "You so owe me for that."

"Yeah, I know. Thank you so much!" I replied.

In first period there was a new kid. Since I was the second person into class, my teacher asked me to show her around.

"So, what's your name?" I asked.

"My name is-" And she started spewing out the longest most complicated name I have ever heard. "But," she added when she saw me looking horrified, "You can just call me Addie."

I started laughing at her, and as she glared at me, I realized she was serious and stopped. "Oooookaaaay, we'll go with that?"

We didn't say anything to each other after this until I noticed her glaring at the wall.

"What you glaring at the wall for? It ain't don nuthen to ya."

Addie sighed deeply. "Sisters."

"Ah, I see. What did she do?" I asked

"She really didn't do anything. It's just that she is a narcoleptic so she fell asleep in the hall again, and I had to drag her to her class," she said.

"Oh jeez," I said. "You have got a hard life."

"I know."

"Hey do you want to sit with me and my friends at lunch?"

"Sure, can Joey, my boyfriend, sit with us?"

"Wait. This is your first period here, and you already have a boyfriend?" I asked, astonished. She really wasn't that pretty.

"Not quite," she blushed. "He transferred schools when I did."

"Oh," I said.

Then the bell interrupted us. The teacher told Addie to sit next to me.

So we talked all the way through language arts.

The day went normally until lunch… I was first introduced to Joey.

"This is Joey," Addie introduced, "and this is Gina."

I stared at Joey, who was the hottest guy I had ever seen. Plus, he had this awesome blue hair! "How do you get your hair so blue?" I asked. "I can't even see the roots!"

"I uuuuhhhh, I uh- I don't know, or care."

"Uh, that's nice," I said.

"Sorry. He's the 'I don't even care' kinda guy," apologized Addie.

I glanced over at the "special" table and noticed two new arrivals at the table. One I recognized as Addie's narcoleptic sister, since she was lying on the table sleeping with pudding in her hair. The other one looked like a normal kid who was just sitting at the wrong table.

So I decided to go ask him to join ours.

I walked across the cafeteria and said, "Hey would you like to sit with me?"

He looked up. If I was not already totally in love with Marco, I probably would have melted with eyes like this kid had if they were ever turned on me. "Yeah, that would be nice. The people at this table are starting to freak me out!"

"Not surprising," I said. "But I am surprised you got away without being burned!"

At the moment, Piro had accidentally lit his pants on fire with a lighter (you can tell why he got his nickname). Also, Addie's sister was sprawled across the table, sleeping with applesauce in her hair as well as the pudding. Many other people were doing other odd things as well.

"That's the special table," I informed him. "You are new here, right?"

"Yeah I transferred from Georgia," he said.

"That's cool. Did you live near Florida?"

"No, I lived close to the top of Georgia," he answered.

"Oh. That's cool. I'm Gina." I held out my hand.

"Blade," he said, shaking it."

"That's an awesome nickname," I said.

We then reached my table and I sat down where I was before, while Blade sat opposite me.

Since I could not think of anything to talk about with Blade after I had introduced my table, I began complaining to June about how unfair it was in math that we already were studying for our first test and it was the first day back from vacation!