A/N: (hands cookies to reviewers) The rest of you get rocks! Review and you get a cookie!
ButWhyIsAllTheRUMGone: Maybe I'll bake you a cake. And you each get a slice! If you review.
Disclaimer: Christy.
ButWhyIsAllTheRUMGone: If she did own POTC I would know. ((turns to Westerhaus You don't do you?))
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"HA!" laughed Jack.
"What?" asked Christy.
"Never…mind…" Jack said laughing in between words.
"I don't have time for this!" screamed Christy, angry at his disbelief. She tried to pass but Jack grabbed her. "Do YOU HAVE A PROBLEM?" she screamed.
"Yeeees," said Jack, dragging out the word.
"WHAT?" Christy screamed madly.
"Stop screamin' and I'll tell ya!" shouted Jack, who now was in the mood for the sea.
"FINE!" she spit.
Jack grinned and said, "Follow me,"
"What?" said a surprised Christy.
"I said follow me," said Jack, exasperated.
Christy completely stunned, followed.
Soon they were at the dock. The Black Pearl sat waiting.
"NO!" shouted Christy.
"Too bad," said Jack throwing Christy aboard.
She had a hard fall on the deck. She looked up and saw a crew getting ready for sail. She turned to jump to the dock but ran into Jack. "Whoa no!" Christy yelled.
"Yes," said Jack.
"Fine," said a suddenly calm Christy. Jack was dumbfounded by her mood swings. "Where will I sleep?" Christy blankly said.
Jack decidedly pressed his luck and said, "My room,"
"AHHH!" Christy angrily screamed and kicked him below the belt. After that she ran to the other side of the ship. Jack on his knees slowly rose.
"Get back here!" he yelled. No response came. Jack found her and she was turned the other way. He grabbed her and took her to his room. "Ye will sleep here or here!" Jack said pointing to the bed twice. ((ButWhyIsAllTheRUMGone: that didn't make sense. Westerhaus: When does he ever make sense?))
"Get out so I can change then!" Christy yelled.
"Okay," Jack said calmly.
'He left! Good now I can change.'
No you can't! He'll just sneak in!
'Fine, I will think of a plan!'
Jack, who had been standing outside the door, came in. He did not see Christy so he looked in the wardrobe. Suddenly he was trapped in it. "PIG!" Christy shouted as she locked it.
"LET ME OUT!" Jack yelled.
"Not until I'm done dressing!" Christy shouted. ((ButWhyIsAllTheRUMGone: They do a lot of yelling. Westerhaus: What did you expect? A romantic relationship?))
"But…" Jack began but was cut off by Christy.
"NO!" She shouted.
"Dn!" Jack muttered.
Christy finished changing into a simple dress she had taken out of the wardrobe before Jack came in along with matching shoes. Then let out a grumpy Jack. She wore a light blue simple dress with light blue shoes.
"Ye look nice," said Jack.
Without another word Christy left tying her hair up.
"Dn woman!" muttered Jack.
That NightChristy kept Jack out while she changed into a nightgown then laid down. She felt a hand on her hip. She slapped it so hard you could hear a "thwack!" all through the room. Then as Jack rubbed his hand he said, "Where are ye goin'?"
"To BED!" said Christy.
"What?" said Jack but was cut off by the sound of the door slamming shut.
Christy was ticked off. She found a crummy, empty room. It had a small window, a small dusty cot with a thin sheet and pillow, and a small end table with a candle on it. She fell asleep and woke up 5 hours later. When it was still dark she decided to look around. Christy looked everywhere but in Jack's room and the wheel of the ship. Christy decided to go to the deck.
"Hello," Jack said as Christy walked by. She was wearing a simple green dress and black shoes.
"The cold shoulder, aye?" said Jack when he received no response.
"Fine," he said sullenly.
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