Chapter 5
Endeavor:What you are supposed to help us Madara Uchiha you look like a bad Joke
Madara:hmp as expected coming from a Pathetic weakling, even the most pathetic Shinobi would kill you Number 2
Endeavor:why you-
Nexus:please stop endeavor this man might help us in putting the Akatsuki in jail
Endeavor: But Nezu-
Madara:you should listen to the mouse number 2 since apparently he is way braver than your ever be
Endeavor:that's it
Endeavor goes to punch Madara but Madara catches his fist and slowly starts crushing it
Madara:hmp ask again i could kill you without you even noticing that you died but since I need you I'll let you live
Madara let's endeavor go and endeavor immediately grabs his hand, it was twitching and endeavor ask himself the question just how powerful Madara
Nezu:ehm beisdes the outburst how can you help us Madara in fighting the Akatsuki
Madara: you see me nor the Akatsuki cone from this world
Nezu:please explain
Ve multiple
Madara:those powers the Akatsuki used are not your so called"Quirks"instead those were Justu's
Nezu:em please explain what a Jutsu is
Madara:unlike quirk in this world , in our world everyone posseses Chakra Wich is a embodiment of your spirit and physical energy
Wich allows us to walk on Water or trees
Nezu: Fascinating but why were there elemental attacks preformed by the Akatsuki
Madara:simple awnser, in our world everyone with chakra has a elemental Transformation Wich allows us to manipulate elements Wich are fire, lightning, Wind, Water and Earth while most have only 1 element some have 2, But most important there are Clans who have special jutsus, for instance the Long Raven Haired man is a Uchiha like myself that means that they can awaken the Sharingan, Wich allows us to Copy different Jutsus that's not all though, when you experience enough Pain in your life you unlock the Sharingan for instance, if your Best friend died and you were in great pain you would unlock the Sharingan Wich also has evolved stages, the mangekyō Sharingan Wich allows us to then have advanced and dangerous Jutsu like the Amaterasu a black flame Wich burns until the victim is ash and the Kamui Wich allows us to transport and enter a pocket dimension and make ourself intangible but the most Dangerous one is the Rinnegan Wich the leader of the Akatsuki posseses
Nezu:what is the Rinnegan do?
Madara:the Rinnegan has 6 paths the paths do different things for instance the Deva patch allows the user to destroy a whole city with a repulsive force.
Mezi:ehm that's all
Madara:indeed now I'll tell you why I'll help you
I'm just gonna skip to the Akatsuki since I'm not writing Madaras whole backstory
The Akatsuki were in silence as they watched the news of yesterday about a murder of a news reporter and his co worker, they also learned that witnesses have seen a blue flame when they were dying not only that more than 5 more people died, the Akatsuki were all quiet no on one spoke a thing because there was one thing Wich scared them to talk
A pissed off Konan
Now the reason konan was pissed off was quite Simple, Dabi not only killed 7 people, painted a bigger target at the Akatsuki but also didn't tell them anything about it, now the Akatsuki were scared to talk until they heard a door opening they look behind and saw dabi more tired than usual and they all look at him
Dabi:um...guys...why are you staring at me
Nagato:*sigh*Dabi did you kill 7 people last night
Dabi:um...yeah why are you asking that
Nagato:the Media is talking about it
Hidan:but HOLY SHIT DUDE you killed them without a second though i mean i may be a immortal follower of Jashin but you literally smashed a glass on one guys head a shame you aren't a follower of Jashin
Konan:Hidan...can you SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CANT SEE THAT HE MADE US A BIGGER TARGET?!
To the shock of Dabi and twice after Konan said that Hidan stopped talking, this was rare for the Akatsuki true hidan has pissed off konan but not so much that she yelled at him
Dabi:um...Konan they were literally talking shit about the girl i liked.
Konan:OH REALLY WELL YOU COULD HAVE JUST OH I DONT KNOW FIND ANOTHER SOLUTION INSTEAD OF KILLING THEM!
Dabi:WELL SORRY FOR MY ANGER ISSUES YOU BITCH!
konan:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A BITCH!?
Dani:OH I DID BITCH WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?!
Hidan:Holy shit...not only is konan pissed off dabi is also pissed off
Nagato:Akatsuki...i think we should hide until this settles
The akatsuki Quietly leave and they heard Sasori´s room's door and the akatsuki seeing the perfect opportunity to leave, rush to sasori's room and close the door and for safety lock it
Sasori:...Why did you rush here
Itachi:There is a pissed Off Konan
Sasori:Ah well that makes sense since only a mad Konan can make us all run for our lives
Twice:Yeah but dabi is also there pissed off
Sasori:Huh oh well anyways while you guys are here don't touch anything
The Akatsuki looked at Sasori's room and they had to admit, Sasori had the worst room by far, even Hidan has a cleaner room, there were stacks of paper on top of eachother on the floor, a lot of books at Sasori's Operating Desk and the third Kazekage wich made the akatsuki assume Sasori was upgrading his Favorite Puppet none of the akatsuki were creeped out by the third kazekage since they had seen Twice on the other hand though it was the creepiest thing on earth
Twice:WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING I WONT GO NEAR IT LET ME OUT PLEASE
Sasori:I see you noticed the third kazegake, i was just improving it by putting Deadly poison on its blades.
Kisame:Any idea what to do now?
2 hours later
Hidan:There is no rucking way ill lose in Uno you hear me i choose Yellow
Then Kakuyu puts down his Yellow 5 on the deck and Hidan throws his Cards away and starts to shout
Hidan:HOW THE FUCK DID YOU WIN YOU GREEDY SON OF A BITCH
Kakuzu:You cant tell a difference between a bluff
Hidan:Grrr
Itachi:did konan and Dabi calm down
Kisame: Yeah they did
One by one the akatsuki slowly opened the door and went out seeing no one in the living room wich made them all very relieved since there was no mad konan, but how wrong they were, then a a light is turned on and the akatsuki see Konan sitting in a chair
Nagato:Erm
Konan:So you finally come out
Nagato:eh look Konan you're not going to attack us just to relieve some stress right?
Konan: I won't
Kisame:Phew
Konan:Dabi will help me with that
Then dabi turns on another light which reveals him sitting on another Chair
Dabi:After like 20 minutes we realized we had to relieve some stress and since you were gone we recorded a argument and then we stopped it and made you guys come out wich worked
Hidan:MOTHER FUCKER!
And three is chapter 5 i know i didnt update in a long ass while but hey now i am back also to awnser some questions no, Itachi does not have the eternal mangekyo Sharingan for him to have that he would have to transplant sasukes sharingan to him wich is impossible since sasuke is not here but he does have a buff that he can use the mangekyo sharingan for a longer while and the effects of the mangekyo sharingan will be slowed down also no, the nagato is not the Six paths of pain, it is the edo tensei nagato so there a few questions awnsered
