Ok, Capitulo Tres, on its way. I hope ya like Pepsi, 'cause tha's all you're gonna be eatin for the rest o yer life! Anywho, sorry I couldn't update sooner, but we had to go look at our new house in Missouri over the weekend, and fix it up a LOT, and it's kind of a piece of sh, so yeah. Hope you like this next chapter, bie:0D
Chapter 3
"Hey, Mitchell, I've been looking for you," said Daniel. "I wanted to talk to you about what happened back on that planet..."
"Ok, what about it? Why did you always have to bring up the sensitive subjects!" Cameron cried.
"It's ok, Cameron," Daniel said, patting him on the back. "I just want to know why you did what you did."
"I hated those Gremlins," Cameron said. "And they kept on giving me goals and notes! Goals and notes, goals and notes, goals and notes!" Cameron shouted and flailed on the ground. Daniel slowly backed out of the room.
"Hey Dan, boy, what's up?" asked Sam.
"I heard that you gave Teal'c the name Vader?" said Daniel, narrowing his eyes.
"Yes, I did," she smiled.
"Oh, really? Well, why don't you just get your fat head out of here, then? You're not welcome here," said Daniel.
"Shut up, you nonsensical irrational mindless obtuse unintelligent thoughtless irresponsible fatuous asinine underdeveloped motiveless emaciated bibliophilic diminutive insignificant pint-sized irregular geeky pocket-sized nerd!" Sam shouted.
"Wha-wait a minute. Did you just call fat, or skinny!" Daniel shouted.
"I don't know what I just said!" Sam yelled.
"You called me a nonsensical irrational mindless obtuse unintelligent thoughtless irresponsible fatuous asinine underdeveloped motiveless emaciated bibliophilic diminutive insignificant pint-sized irregular geeky pocket-sized nerd. You also said both obtuse and fatuous, and diminutive insignificant pint-sized and pocket-sized. Now, I cant be obtuse and pocket-sized at the same time."
"Obtuse means retard, you retard," Sam said. "Add it to your vocabulary!"
"I can't add!" Daniel cried. "Why do you have to be so mean to me?" he squeeked.
Sam said sadly, "I'm sorry, but it's my job. One of the thousands."
Just then, Teal'c walked in. "Doctor Jackson, Colonel Carter. How are you both today. I hope we will be able to put the past in the past."
"Why don't you just say Daniel? You know how much easier it is than Doctor Jackson? I mean, I don't call you...you don't even have a rank. Well, I don't call you Alien Vader, now do I?" asked Daniel.
"You racist!" Teal'c shouted. Then he left.
"What did I say?" asked Daniel.
"I'm not repeating all that. You called him an alien. Why do you always have to remind him of that, Daniel?" Sam said, then left, and Daniel did, too.
Just then, Jack woke up in a cold sweat.
"What is it, Jack?" asked Hammond.
"Oh, just a nightmare," said Jack.
"Oh, poor, Jacki," Hammond said, then gave him a hug.
Just then, Ba'al awoke screaming.
"What is it, you big baby?" asked Ba'al.
"I had a nightmare that Jack and Hammond were dating, and that Jack had a nightmare that Mitchell had too many goals and notes, and Teal'c's last name was Vader," said Ba'al. "What is Teal'c's last name, anyways?"
THe EnD!
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