A/N: Sorry for saying that this would be a oneshot but I just couldn't help myself of thinking of Orochimaru's reaction.
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Icha Icha Genins Vol. 2

Sasuke was walking around the Sound Village and it seemed to be a bit empty. "Where is everybody?" As he got more to the south side of town, he started hearing a large commotion.

"I want it!" "Up yours, it's mine!" "I want it!"

"What the hell?" Sasuke ran to the source of the commotion. 'The Naughty Sound Wave' was packed to the brim with Sound shinobi and citizens. Sasuke was about to walk in when he heard ( He has very good hearing) Orochimaru cry.

"Sasuke!!!!" Sasuke was there in a second.

"What is it, Orochimaru-sama?"

Orochimaru showed him the book, "I thought you only loved me, Sasuke-kun!"

"Um..." Sasuke was gone so fast even Orochimaru didn't see him leave.

Meanwhile, In Konoha

Naruto was running as fast as he could with fangirls at his heels.

They were screaming, "Why did Sasuke choose you, why couldn't he do it to me!" Naruto finally made it to the Hokage's tower.

"Tsunade, Help me!"

"What is it, Naruto?"

"This!" He pulled Icha Icha Genins: The Forbidden Lovers out of his pocket.

"Oh, That, That's old news."

"What?"

She pulled out a book with Naruto and Sasuke on the cover in a rather... suggestive position that said Icha Icha Genins: Blinding Love out of her pocket, " I already have volume 2!" Naruto fell anime-style as waves of fangirls broke through the door.

"Ahhhhhh!" Those were Naruto's last words as the fangirls proceeded to break every bone in his body.

THE END

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